Na lijepom plavom Dunavu

Sigurno se sjećate moje priče o maturalcu u Grčku. Ako je tako, sjećate se i toga da smo bus čekali 3-4 sata.E, pa sad nam je to bilo "nadomješteno" jednim malim putovanjem u Budimpeštu. Ekipa je bila slična onoj s maturalca jer su naki odustali pa su ih zamijenili novi.
Al nema veze, evo da vam malce pokažem kak nam je bilo i kaj smo vidli.

Budimpešta ima dva djela- Budim, a preko Dunava Peštu. zubo
Ovo je Pešta gledana s brdovitog Budima:

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Ova najveća zgrada je parlament oko kojeg su se prošli tjedan bacali suzavci.

Ovo je jedna zanimljiva skulptura. Radi se o pješćanom satu koji sporo, sporo curi:

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A, sad malo povijesti. Junak na konju je Arpad, a dolje su redom:
Sveti Stjepan-prvi mađarski kralj, Andrija II i legendarni Bela IV:

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Ovo je pogled na katedralu u kojoj se čuva mumificirana ruka sv. Stjepana. To smo vidli i penjala sam se na balkon kupole da vidim Budimpeštu iz zraka. Je bilo lepo, al sam se ukakala na štengama, strah me uvijek, al uvjek me strah da se nekaj ne uruši pa da se svi strmopizdimo dole.
Dakle, katedrala:

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A tu smo mi. Ovo prvo je jedna Mađarka slučajna prolazničkinja, pa ja s novim pajdašem, dole Jelica i naša raska Željka sretan :

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Ovo je jedna ptičica u Budimu:

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Sve je bilo dobro, bili smo umorni, al zadovoljni. Za kraj sam vam ostavila ovu slikicu slikanu na jednom mjestu u Panoniji gdi smo stali za pišanje. Hoću reći, želim da vas ovo podsjeti da je u srijedu helovin i helovin parti pod maskama u klubu kulture i igraju The Bugs. Dakle morate doći. Maskirovani.

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Pozdraf i budite mi dobri smijeh
(ivančica)

28.10.2007. u 10:53 | 12 Komentara | Print | # | ^

Naša kućica naša sljobodica

mah Dragi moji i ljepi moji !
Ovim postičem želim postići dve stvari, a to su pod broj 1: obavjestiti neke moje pajdaše Križevčane na opasnost koja nam možda prijeti, a Nekriževčane upoznati s jednom od naših najomiljenijih lokacija-rezidencijom Ventilator. zubo
O čemu se radi:
Ventilator je dijo parka blizu Arta i muzičeke, odnosno, čine ga jedna do dvije parkovske klupe, par borova i nešto smeća koje ostavljamo.
U Ventilatoru se svašta radi, ima tu svega - od mirnih razgovora do proslava rođendana. Ovdje je jedna fotkica snimnjena prije nešto malo manje od godinu dana. Kao što vidite, veselo je, tu rjetko dolazi policija, pa to uključuje još neke pogodnosti, osim toga mrak je (ovde je blic sve obasjo) no usprkos mraku u Ventilatoru nema manje više nikakvih životinja ni čudovišta . Ova neman koja se krevelji nije opasna jer je to Karlo:

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No, što se danas dogodilo. Imala sam ujutro muzičku od 11 do pol 2 i izađem van, zovem svoje ko obično da dojdu po mene jer mi se neda vući čelo doma, dođem do parkirališta i imam kaj za videti: zaliven
Umjesto Ventilatora, hrpa zemlje, šodra, cjevi:

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Dođem ja bliže, i kaj vidim: bager, mrcina jedna ušljiva trga Ventilator blabla :

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Prvo sam mislila da je to kopanje povezano s onim iskopinama kod galerije (tam kopaju jer su našli stari zid), al sam otišla do samog rova i pitala stričeka kaj to bude. Rekel je da je to drenaža oko crkve. Dakle, one cjevi idu nutra. Više mi ništ nije znal reći, pa sam otišla.
Evo još mjesta gdi je bila klupa:

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Sad se mi, djeca Ventilatora, možemo skupa nadati da će nakon radova Ventilator opet biti onaj stari. no a vas ostale molim za par rječi utjehe cry cry cry
(Ivančica)

20.10.2007. u 14:42 | 10 Komentara | Print | # | ^

They rock, therefore they live!

(UPOZORENJE: Oni koji ne podnose mušku golotinju do pasa bolje da ne čitaju i gledaju ovaj post naughty)

Kada smo ugledali ovaj plakat, znali smo negdje duboko u dubini duše da je to naše odredište u petak 12. 10.

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Ma nije tak ni koncerat bio važan već moje malo veselo društvance koje nisam vidla već mjesec dana. Nix je Bj-u, Vuk u Zg-u, Karlo (Big One) je ovde al ga svejdno nisam dugo vidla. Fale ti ljudi kad ih po ljeti vidiš, praktički svaki dan, a sad ih najedanput nema.
Krenimo dalje, ulaznica je bila malo skupa (25 kn) tak da smo svi bili trezni i svjesni svega. Eto dokaz da ti ne treba alkohola da ti bude ljepo u životu.party Svako je suknul po jednu pivicu.

Ali su zato neki podlegli alkoholu. Vuk. Evo vam dokaz ako mi ne vjerujete (fala ti na pijači)

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Ja sam, naravno, cijelo vrijeme hopsala okolo s fotićem da nekaj ne propustim da biste se vi, dragi čitatelji, osjećali kao da ste bili tamozubo

Predgrupa su bili F20 (inače ih je četri, al se bubnjar vješto sakrio) :

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I dok su oni odsvirali svoje, prepustili su stejdž Hard Time-u.
Ak se ne varam, mislim da su prvo svirali Ništa il' Sve.

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Bilo nam je jako vruće doli pa smo se otišli van rashladiti.

Eto u kaj se to pretvorilo, u fotosešn smijeh. (nemojte mi zamjeriti zbog krivo napisanih imena)

Dakle:
Neki momak kojem ne znam ime ( i koji se ne želi slikati), Vuk br.1, Smoke, Marko br. 1, Karlo ( Big One), mislim da ga Brum zovu, Vuk br.2 i
na koferu sjedi Marko br. 2

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Martina i Vuk (u pozadini: Božena und Nikolas zubo):

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Dok smo se mi vani hladili, atmosfera se unutra zagrijavala

Pišta (ima baš fensi mikrofon):

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Majkl d basist:

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Bubnjar, jao da me ubiješ nemrem se setiti imena:

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I gitarist Miha:

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Vješt i sa bušilicom:

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Sram ih bilo:

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... onda se atmosfera još malo zahuktakla ... thumbup:

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I tako su oni svirali, mi divljali,a ali eto i to je brzo završilo.

Momci su jako društveni, mnogo smo ih slikali, a njima i nama ,naravno, nikad dosta. Dobila sam trzalicu, ljepu, malu, crnu zubo.

Pišta i Vuk:

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Krenimo redom : Božena, Pišta, Ana, Dajana i Nataša:

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Dečko obuko majcu al smo ga mi opet ogolile
Ana, Božena, Miha:

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Martina i Miha:

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Marina i Miha:

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Kak su mu simpa:

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I za kraj dvije majce koje (inače ste ih mogli kupiti za 60 kn):

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Meni je bilo baš dobro, stvarno mi fale koncerti u životu. Imala sam koma tjedan pa sam se morala malo nadivljati, sad sam spremna za nove pobjede, bome i nove koncerte!

p.s. iLa, zakaj ne otvoriš svoj blog, mislim da bi ti to dobro išlo!

m.p.pčelica

13.10.2007. u 13:29 | 22 Komentara | Print | # | ^

October rain

mah mah
Već dugo nije bilo nekog individualnog posta, pa evo, ajde. Prvo kaj se dogodilo: jučer nije bilo tin tajma zbog nekih poteškoća tehničkih. Meni je doma lepo, lepo jer su mama i tata na rabu i sutra se vraćaju, tak da sam svoj gazda, ali nema te topline doma koja bi učinila i to da u subotu navečer ne odem van, bar malo, a još nikad nismo pisali post o noćnom životu koji nema veze s nekim koncertom, pa evo zato jedne prosječne noćne priče za laku noć zubo

Kiša je lagano padala, ali to je nevažno, uglavnom išla sam van s Martinom i Jelenom. Prvo smo ošle do Latina iz dva razloga: - da Jelica Mališi uvali kišobran što je bilo bezuspješno - i da malo pogledam, kak bi Pčelica rekla, mlado meso naughty, jer još je bilo rano, tak da smo mi tam bile stare bake, ali otiđosmo u Art. E, da, Pčelica nije htjela ići van.

Ovo jesmo Martina i ja:

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Onda je došla mateja-Lolita pa su ovo ona i Jelica, a na drugoj sliki Martinini, Pčelicini i moji kolege s puhačkog orkestra-Sanja i Krešo:

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Inače, za one koji ne znaju, mi eto sviramo i u puhačkom, je da smo amaterke ali bude nekaj, a treba svirati.
Imala sam jučer najbolje mjesto u Artu, a to je stol pokraj Merryja - za one koji neznaju - to je dj i kad sjediš blizu njega veća je mogućnost da ti ostvari glazbene želje. smijehsmijeh iako se on uvjek trudi da svima udovolji. Jučer nam je pustil i Kiss i Bon Jovija i Rundeka, pa fala Merryju.

A sad da upoznate Merryja:

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Poslje 1 se ide u Latino, naravno - za one koji neznaju, to je univerzalni birc za staro, mlado, glupo i pametno. Mateja i ja zaigrasmo biljar pa ja izgubih, al bilo je opako. Evo kako se igra biljar, ovo su Jan i Zoran, a ono ispod smo se opet nas dve slikale i tu je još jedan Davor:

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Ovo je jedna spektakularna fotografija na kojoj možete zamijetiti let bijele kugle od Zoranove ruke:

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Na kraju se zbio nemio mi događaj, ja sam trebala doma, a nisam htjela ići sama. Nikad nejdem sama, daleko mi je i nije naseljeno pa me strah da bu me neko pograbil u kombi ili bunker, pa sam s Matejom tražila Martinu. Moram reći da sam morala ući u birc čije ime ne želim napisati - ali vi Križevčani sigurno slutite, ali brzo sam našla Martinu na plesnom podiju pa smo sretno otišle doma. I još smo srele Karla koji se razgovaral s pajkanom i rekel mu da sam mu cura bang
A, dobro, mi odšetasmo prema Šumariji, Martina k baki a ja u svoj dom gdi sam si gazda i danas sam pekla kolač njami u koji sam stavila višnje iz višnjevca, pa mi je sumnjiv, al kaj ćeš. Bumo vidli.
A vi mi svi budite zdravi i sretni i nemojte ljutiti roditelje, jer vas inaće nikad neće ostaviti da budeter sami doma par dana i uživate.
Pozdraf
(m.p. Ivančica)

07.10.2007. u 12:29 | 21 Komentara | Print | # | ^

Gdje Slovenija prestaje, Italija počinje

Neki bi rekli da mi, učenici glazbenih škola, idemo samo gledati opere i slaviti Mozartov dvesto pedeseti rođendan u Salzburg. Aaaaa, ne!
Mi smo, dragi nam čitatelji, išli u Italiju na belisimi izlet, i to u Gardaland. Naša očekivanja su i više nego ostvarena. A naše čežnje zadovoljene. zubo
Pa krenimo na tuur.
Bus je stajao ispred muzičke škole već u pola jedan u petak navečer. Neki mi pijasmo u Artu, a neki ne pijaše u Artu.
Krenuli smo puni entuzijazma, poletni, čili i spremni na sve!
Nakon smještavanja se pjevalo i to pjesme posvećene Zoranu koji je isto rado zapjevao. A onda smo došli u Sloveniju i htjeli je poslikati, no dok smo povadili aparate, već smo bili u Italiji. sretan
I umorni pozaspali.

Evo dvije slikice. Na ljevoj Hrvoje sniva neostvariv san da doma neće ići prehlađen, a na desnoj je Medverec koji sniva zimski san. (Obratite pozornost na položaj Medvercovih ruku smijeh):

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Stigosmo i svi pohitasmo prema šarenom landu-Gardalandu.

Evo i sljike s ulaza i iz unutra (u bubi smo stigli, inače smijeh):

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Ovako izgleda vožnja kroz džunglu:

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Ovo je Rio de Grande iliti grad duhova iliti divlji zapad(bez divljeg):

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Neustrašiva i nasmješena poglavica Ona koja se ceri i Klint Dominik Istvud:

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Vozili smo se po svugde. Među najekstremnijima je bio vlak smrti s puno okreta i preokreta, a taj dio su osvojile hrabre djevojke Pčelica i Mateja-Lolita, koje su prihvatile izazov. Bilo je i drugih vlakića na koje nas je više išlo, ali najviše su nam se svidle vožnje po vodi.
No ima i jedna fenomenalna sprava visoka 40 metara i na njoj možete doživjeti slobodan pad i osjetiti silu gravitacije koja vuče vaš stolčić iz visina u nizine. Strašno.

Pogledajte:

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Ovo su istočnjački djelovi s građevinama:

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Inače, kad smo se vozali i šetali po parku, to mi smo bili: Mateja-Lolita, Mateja Habuš, Ivana Kulko, Ivana Kušec, Sanja Soviček, Dominik od Ivančice brat, Andrija Ječmenjak, došla posle Ana Tkalčecova,Pčelica i Ivančica, to smo mi ha ha

Ovo su Pčelica i Andrija-kolega violončelist koji se nedaju slikati

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Ovo je piratski brod:

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A ovo su od Ivančice dečko i pogledajte kako je izbacio nogu:

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Dašak Egipta:

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Vožnja koja nam je bila najdraža je Bjeg s Atlantide. Radi se o spuštanju po vodi uz filmsku muziku i špricanje.

Ovo je ulaz:

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Kad je bilo pola 7, morali smo doma. Ali mi smo si sjeli na livadu. Kaj nismo slatki?

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Put do doma je bio jako dinamitan. Mnogi su htjeli spavati, ali ne i mi.
A prije nego svi pozaspaše, svirala se himna povratka - Crazy frog i to folk verzija praćena veselim uzvicima-Dring,dring! Još danas po školi odzvanjaše zvuci te vesele pjesmice. Družina se raspojasala, a sastav se malce promjenio: dakle nas dve, naravno, Andrija, Jasmin zubo , Medverec je i dalje spaval zimski san zubo, drug Lumezi zubo , brat Dominik. I bili smo toliko genijalni da smo igrali igru zvanu Genijalci. Pročitajte par bisera:
-Kako je rakija dobila ime-od nje se lječio rak
-Kako je nastala riječ tunel-od turske riječi Turkalj
-Riječ cedevita-cjedio se sok Vita i nastala je Cjedevita i dođe Zagorec i ne muči njega ije/je pa veli on Cedevita
-Riječ dokoljenka-to je zapravo patuljčica koja ne voli da je se zove patuljčica, pa je zovu dokoljenka
-Riječ frižider-dolazi od free i žder, dakle, besplatno žderanje. Svi su pozvani.
Svaka čast genijalnim umovima.

I tako je nama bilo ljepo, a vama nije!
Hvala profesorima kaj su nas vodili u Gardaland i nek nas opet vode.

01.10.2007. u 14:04 | 21 Komentara | Print | # | ^

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malo matematike:

ZADATAK 1.:
U razredu je 16 klupa i kraj svake su dva stolca, osim u profesorovoj jedan tapicirani. Vani je 15 stupnjeva, a temperatura u učionici je 23 C. Profesor ispituje već 12 minuta ali nije počeo čim je započeo sat. Ispitao je 5 učenika i podijelio sljedeće ocjene: 2,3,3,5,1. Učenika je manje nego stolaca, a više nego klupa. Zajedno imaju veću masu od mase koju čini preofesor s klupama i svojim tapiciranim stolcem. U učionici gori 7 žarulja što znači da se temperatura povećava jer su upaljene tek u desetoj minuti od početka sata. No kroz prozor koji je otvoren 15 stupnjeva u odnosu na zid zgrade, ulazi vjetar brzinom od 14 km/h. Ako svi učenici sjede i vani je noć, izračunaj za kolko minuta zvoni?

ZADATAK 2.:
Automobil vozi brzinom od 60 km/h. Nakon 2 kilometara jednolične vožnje dolazi na teren napravljen od pjeska gustoće X u kojem gume propadaju na dubinu od 13 cm. Gume su nove, ali su amortizeri neispravni. Prije pjeska, automobil je bio na betonskom terenu poplavljenom vodom visine h=x/2 gdje su se gume namočile. Takve gume ljepe pjesak na pješćanom terenu dugom 400 m gdje automobil vozi 2,8 puta sporije. Nakon pjeska dolazi na travnjak koji je duplo tvrđi. Automobil ubrzava akceleracijom f. Na svaka 2 metra travnjaka su rubnici preko kojih auto prelazi. Prvih 100 metara travnjaka nema rubnika, što znači da negativna akceleracija počinje na 100.metru. Ako je u automobilu ostalo još 7 litara goriva, izračunaj omjer tlaka u gumama i godine proizvodnje.

i fizike:

Teorija o heliocentričnom sustavu:
Bio jednom Nikola Kopernik iz Poljske i gledao je po nebu. Kako je bio bistar mladić, inače katolički kanonik, nije mu trebalo mnogo da shvati da ne vrijedi geocentrični sustav u koji svi vjeruju. Nikola Kopernik je razmišljao i shvatio da se u biti, Zemlja kreće oko Sunca koje stoji u sredini. I napisao je Nikola Kopernik tu svoju tezu papi Pavlu III. a on mu odgovorio: "Nemožeš ti Nikola izmišljati, ako znamo da Zemlja stoji, onda je tako i nikako drugačije. Morat ću da te kaznim jer govoriš takva bogohulja. Nećeš se sinko više bavit astrologijom" I Nikoli Koperniku bilo žao što je išta pokušavao, pa veli on sam sebi: "A je*o me heliocentrični sustav, i ja sam budala što sam Sunce stavio u sredinu, a jesam se opeko." A bilo je vruće iz dana u dan, Nikola svaki dan sve više problema sa Suncem imao. A pošto se nije smio baviti astrologijom, ode on u ljekare i počne se baviti farmacijom, pa mu krene. A bio je Nikola mudar, jer iako mu je papa zabranio da se bavi Suncem, on se i dalje njime bavio. Naime, izmislio on kremu da štiti od Sunca i nazvana je ona Kopertone baš po Nikoli Koperniku.


Ovđe su neke pisme koje imaju veze s rajem smijeh

Eric Clapton - Tears in heaven

Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven
Will it be the same
If I saw you in heaven
I must be strong, and carry on
Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven

Would you hold my hand
If I saw you in heaven
Would you help me stand
If I saw you in heaven
I'll find my way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can't stay
Here in heaven

Time can bring you down
Time can bend your knee
Time can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please

Beyond the door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Tears in heaven

Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven
Will it be the same
If I saw you in heaven
I must be strong, and carry on
Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven

Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven


Bob Dylan - Knockin' on heaven's door

Mama, take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore.
It's gettin' dark, too dark for me to see
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore.
That long black cloud is comin' down
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door


Led Zeppelin - Stairway to heaven

Theres a lady whos sure
All that glitters is gold
And shes buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven.

Theres a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
Theres a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

Theres a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And its whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
Theres still time to change the road youre on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it wont go
In case you dont know,
The pipers calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How evrything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And shes buying a stairway to heaven.


Alice in Chains - Heaven beside you

Be what you wanna be
See what you came to see
Been what you wanna be
I dont like what I see

Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you... hell within
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you... hell within
Like the coldest winter will
Heaven beside you... hell within
And you think you have it still, heaven inside you

So theres problems in your life
Thats fucked up, and Im not blind
Im just see through faded, super jaded
And out of my mind

Do what you wanna do
Go out and seek your truth
When Im down and blue
Rather be me than you

Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you... hell within
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you... hell within
Like the coldest winter will
Heaven beside you... hell within
And you wish you had it still, heaven inside you

So theres problems in your life
Thats fucked up, and Im not blind
Im just see through faded, super jaded
And out of my mind

Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you... hell within
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you... hell within
Like the coldest winter will
Heaven beside you... hell within
And you know you have it still, heaven inside you

So theres problems in your life
Thats fucked up, but youre not blind
Youre just see through faded, overrated
And out of your mind

I što još reći o raju? U raju je lijepo, al u paklu je ekipa... burninmad


i kišom:

November Rain - Guns N' Roses
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same

'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain

We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain

But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away

If we could take the time
to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain


Rain - The Cult

Hot sticky scenes, you know what I mean
Like a desert sun that burns my skin
I've been waiting for her for so long
Open the sky and let her come down
Here comes the rain
Here comes the rain
Here she comes again
Here comes the rain
Hot sticky scenes, you know what I mean
Like a desert sun that burns my skin
I've been waiting for her for so long
Open the sky and let her come down
Here comes the rain
Here comes the rain
Here she comes again
Here comes the rain
I love the rain
I love the rain
Here she comes again
Here comes the rain
Oh, rain
Rain
Rain
Oh, here comes the rain
I love the rain
Well, I love the rain
Here she comes again
I love the rain
Rain
Rain


Rain when I Die - Alice in Chains

Is She Ready To Know My Frustration?
What She Slippin' Inside, Slow Castration
I'm A Riddle So Strong, You Can't Break Me
Did She Come Here To Try, Try To Take Me

Did She Call My Name?
I Think It's Gonna Rain
When I Die

Was It Something I Said, Held Against Me?
Ain't No Life On The Run, Slowly Climbing
Caught In Ice So She Stares, Stares At Nothing
I Can Help Her But Won't, Now She Hates Me

She Won't Let Me Hide
She Don't Want Me To Cry

Will She Keep On The Ground, Trying To Ground Me
Slowly Forgive My Lie, Lying To Save Me
Could She Love Me Again, Or Will She Hate Me
Prob'ly Not, I Know Why, Can't Explain Me


Rain - Beatles

If the rain comes they run and hide their heads.
They might as well be dead.
If the rain comes, if the rain comes.
When the sun shines they slip into the shade
(When the sun shines down.)
And sip their lemonade.
(When the sun shines down.)
When the sun shines, when the sun shines.
Rain, I don't mind.
Shine, the weather's fine.
I can show you that when it starts to rain,
(When the Rain comes down.)
Everything's the same.
(When the Rain comes down.)
I can show you, I can show you.
Rain, I don't mind.
Shine, the weather's fine.
Can you hear me, that when it rains and shines,
(When it Rains and shines.)
It's just a state of mind?
(When it rains and shines.)
Can you hear me, can you hear me?
If the rain comes they run and hide their heads.
sdaeh rieht edih dna nur yeht semoc niar eht fI.
(Rain)
naiR.
(Rain)
enihsnuS.



i novcem:

The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love Lyrics

(Lennon/McCartney)
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love

I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright
I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright
Cos I don't care too much for money, and money can't buy me love

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too
I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love, no no no, no

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love
Owww

Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love, no no no, no

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love



Money
Pink Floyd


Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and you're okay
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team

Money get back
I'm alright Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class travelling set
n I think I need a Lear jet

Money it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away



Abba - Money, Money, Money

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world


... i ljubavi



Scorpions - Still Loving You

Time, it needs time
To win back your love again.
I will be there, I will be there.

Love, only love
Can bring back your love someday.
I will be there, I will be there.

Fight, babe, I'll fight
To win back your love again.
I will be there, I will be there.

Love, only love
Can break down the walls someday.
I will be there, I will be there.

If we'd go again
All the way from the start,
I would try to change
The things that killed our love.

Your pride has build a wall, so strong
That I can't get through.
Is there really no chance
To start once again?
I'm loving you.

Try, baby try
To trust in my love again.
I will be there, I will be there.

Love, your love
Just shouldn't be thrown away.
I will be there, I will be there.

If we'd go again
All the way from the start,
I would try to change
The things that killed our love.

Your pride has build a wall, so strong
That I can't get through.
Is there really no chance
To start once again?

If we'd go again
All the way from the start,
I would try to change
The things that killed our love.

Yes I've hurt your pride, and I know
What you've been through.
You should give me a chance
This can't be the end.

I'm still loving you.
I'm still loving you,
I need your love.
I'm still loving you.
Still loving you, baby...



Whitesnake - Is This Love

I should have known better
Than to let you go alone
It's times like these
I can't make it on my own
Wasted days, and sleepless nights
An' I can't wait to see you again

I find I spend my rime
Waiting on your call
How can I tell you, babe
My back's against the wall
I need you by my side
To tell me it's alright
Cos I don't think I can take anymore

Is this love that I'm feeling
Is this the love that I've been searching for
Is this love or am I dreaming
This must be love
Cos it's really go a hold on me
A hold on me

I can't stop the feeling
I've been this way before
But, with you I've found the key
To open any door
I can feel my love for you
Growing stronger day by day
An' I can't wait too see you again
So I can hold you in my arms

Is this love that I'm feeling
Is this the love that I've been searching for
Is this love or am I dreaming
This must be love
Cos it's really got a hold on me
A hold on me

Is this love that I'm feeling
Is this the love that I've been searching for

Is this love or am I dreaming



Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love

This thing called love I just can't handle it
this thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love
This (This Thing) called love
(Called Love)
It cries (Like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (Woo Woo)
It jives (Woo Woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish,
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby
She knows how to Rock n' roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool relax, get hip
Get on my track's
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool relax, get hip
Get on my track's
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready (Ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love I just can't handle it
this thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love



Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You

Working from seven to eleven every night,
It really makes life a drag, I don't think that's right.
I've really, really been the best of fools, I did what I could.
'Cause I love you, baby, How I love you, darling, How I love you, baby,
How I love you, girl, little girl.
But baby, Since I've Been Loving You. I'm about to lose my worried mind, oh, yeah.

Everybody trying to tell me that you didn't mean me no good.
I've been trying, Lord, let me tell you, Let me tell you I really did the best I could.
I've been working from seven to eleven every night, I said It kinda makes my life a drag.
Lord, that ain't right...
Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose my worried mind.

Said I've been crying, my tears they fell like rain,
Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling,
Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling.

Do you remember mama, when I knocked upon your door?
I said you had the nerve to tell me you didn't want me no more, yeah
I open my front door, hear my back door slam,
You must have one of them new fangled back door man.

I've been working from seven, seven, seven, to eleven every night, It kinda makes my life a drag...
Baby, Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose, I'm about lose to my worried mind.



Kiss - I Was Made For Lovin' You

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Tonight I wanna give it all to you
In the darkness
Theres so much I wanna do
And tonight I wanna lay it at your feet
cause girl, I was made for you
And girl, you were made for me

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

Tonight I wanna see it in your eyes
Feel the magic
Theres something that drives me wild
And tonight were gonna make it all come true
cause girl, you were made for me
And girl I was made for you

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I can give it all to you baby
Can you give it all to me

Oh, cant get enough, oh, oh
I cant get enough, oh, oh
I cant get enough
Yeah, ha

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

Oh, I was made, you were made
I cant get enough
No, I cant get enough

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I cant get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me

I was made for lovin you baby
You were made for lovin me
And I can give it all to you baby



... i vremenom


Pink Floyd - Time

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time has gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

BREATHE REPRISE
Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.



Deep purple - Child In Time

Sweet child in time you'll see the line
The line that's drawn between the good and the bad
See the blind man shooting at the world
Bullets flying taking toll
If you've been bad, Lord I bet you have
And you've been hit by flying lead
You'd better close your eyes and bow your head
And wait for the ricochet



Let 3 - Dijete u Vremenu

Gledam u tuznu jesenju noc
s pokisle grane lisce otpada
u daljini cujem muziku neku
i pitam sebe, gdje li si sada

Ja svakog dana proklinjem sebe
zasto te drugom prepustih lako
pjevao sam pjesme, nad'o se boljem
i bezbroj puta uz gitaru plak'o

Ref.
Nisi me voljela u ono vrijeme
a ja sam zelio samo jedno
sad kada nismo mi mladi k'o nekada
dodji da ostarimo zajedno

Da li jos pamtis ljubavi moja
kako smo ruze zajedno brali
gdje li si sada mladosti moja
zasto su tebe od mene ukrali

Achtung, Achtung
ein animalischen sex
mit die zwei penzioneren
sport und elegantisch

Oder extravagantisch
atention, atention
für die grosse erektion
liebe Penis, liebe zwei
liebe sex abnormal

Nisi me voljela u ono vrijeme
a ja sam zelio samo jedno

Ref.



Nekoliko pjesama iz europskog i našeg modernizma

Antun Gustav Matoš
Jesenje veče

Olovne i teške snove snivaju
Oblaci nad tamnim gorskim stranama;
Monotone sjene rijekom plivaju,
Žutom rijekom među golim granama.

Iza mokrih njiva magle skrivaju
Kućice i toranj; sunce u ranama
Mre i motri kako mrke bivaju
Vrbe, crneći se crnim vranama.

Sve je mračno, hladno; u prvom sutonu
Tek se slute ceste, dok ne utonu
U daljine slijepe ljudskih nemira.

Samo gordi jablan lisjem suhijem
Šapće o životu mrakom gluhijem,
Kao da je samac usred svemira.


Antun Gustav Matoš
KOD KUĆE

Duša moja čaroban je kraj,
Gdje jablan čuva gnijezda plemića,
Gdje vjetar nosi lipe miris žut
I blage pjesme predvečernji sjaj.
Polje, žubor, brežuljak i gaj
Od tajne boli ko da vječno pate,
Jer tu se rodi Kovačić i Gaj
Taj krasni kraj je Gupčev zavičaj
I krvav uzdisaj.
Propali dvori—ko mjesec po danu!
Stid ih što ih ostavio sin
Oršića hrabrih, starih Keglevića,
A kroz dvorski bršljan, rezedu i krin
Ceri se Jevrejin.
Duša naša zagorski je kraj,
Gdje jadnik kmet se muči zemljom starom
Uz pjesmu tica, kosaca i zvona.
O, monotona naša zvona bona,
Kroz vaše psalme šapće vasiona:
Harum—farum—larum—hedervarum—
Reliquiae reliquiarum!


Charles Baudelaire - Albatros

Dokoni mornari počesto se sjete
Da za razonodu albatrose love,
Kad poput nehajnih suputnika lete
Oko lađa što nad gorkim jazom plove.

Čim, svladani, stanu na daske palube,
Ti kraljevi zraka što jedra oblijeću,
Zbog golemih krila čar krasote gube:
Ko vesla ih vuku i s mukom se kreću.

Gord, snježne bjeline, taj vladar prostranstva
Sad je jadno-ružan, nepodobnost prava:
Hramlje i tetura lišen dostojanstva,
A prosta ga rulja rugom ismjehava.

I pjesnik je sličan tom knezu vidika
Što prkosi buri i strijelcu na brodu
No prognan na zemlju, med soj pakosnika,
Divovska mu krila smetaju u hodu.



Arthur Rimbaud - Samoglasnici

A crno, I rujno, O modro, E bijelo,
U zeleno - evo postanja vam tajnih:
A, dlakavo, crno tijelo muha sjajnih
U mnoštvu što na smrad zujeći je sjelo,

Mrk zaton; E, šator, pare ozarene,
Ledena koplja, bijeli kralji, štitast trepet:
I, grimiz, krv iz usta, smiješak usne lijepe,
Od kajanja kivne ili zanesene;

U, kruzi, božanski srh zelenih mora,
Mir pašnjaka punih stoke i mir bora
Alkemijom utrt u čela široka;

O, čudesna reskost ponajzadnje Trube,
Šutnja gdje se Zviježđa i anđeli gube:
- O, Omega, modri trak Njegova Oka!

Poezija iz hrvatske suvremene književnosti:

Dobriša Cesarić
VAGONAŠI

Geni

Mi stanujemo u vagonu
Što nije nikada na putu.
U jednom kutu nam je krevet,
A kuhinja u drugom kutu.

Tu svaki vagon dimnjak ima,
Željezni, nahereni, tužni.
U ovom kraju stareži i dima
Najljepši dan poružni.

A naša ulica je duga,
Duga,
I čudno ima ime:
Napuštena pruga.

Sve kuće brojeve imadu,
Pa ima ga i naša, bože moj.
Al nema tako velikog u gradu
Ko naš bijeli željeznički broj.

I vrt imade naša kuća;
Ukraj pruge drač,
Da igrajuć se u njem djeca
Zaborave na glad i plač.

U nedjelju kad stane rad,
Eh, onda bijeda pije, pije;
Zapjeva neko hrapavim glasom,
A neko ženu bije.

Alkohol ubija … znamo, o znamo,
Znamo da alkohol škodi,
No rakije, rakije, rakije amo,
Jer utjehe nema u vodi.

Sada je ljeto … veliko, zlatno.
Odoše bogataši iz grada
Da traže odmora po svijetu,
Al mi smo tu, mi roblje rada.

I naše oči dalje gasnu,
I znoje se u radu dlanovi;
Umjesto nas putovahu svijetom
Naši stanovi.

Nedjelja. Tužno. Znamo, o znamo,
Znamo da alkohol škodi,
No rakije, rakije, rakije amo,
Jer utjehe nema u vodi.



Antun Branko Šimić
OPOMENA

Čovječe pazi
da ne ideš malen
ispod zvijezda!

Pusti
da cijelog tebe prođe
blaga svjetlost zvijezda!

Da ni za čim ne žališ
kad se budeš zadnjim pogledima
rastajo od zvijezda!

Na svom koncu
mjesto u prah
prijeđi sav u zvijezde!



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Još malo poezije:

Bora Đorđević
Ravnodušan prema plaču

Ravnodušan prema plaču, obožavam ilovaču
Gotova je moja muka, pa se smijem iz sanduka
Oko mene su ustvari, licemjeri i govnari
Svako mi za dušu pije, a znam, lazu drkadžije
Svako ko je tu plakao, poslo bi me u pakao.

Ravnodušan prema plaču i konačno sasvim sam
Obožavam ilovaču, ne može mi ništa šljam.

A gore mi pjevaju popovi i nasljeđuju me lopovi
Šapuću samozvani proroci, upropastiše ga poroci
Dok izjavljuju saučesće, pljuju po meni sve češće i žešće
Na glavu mi stavljaju lovore, drže mi posmrtne govore
Stoka sto laže kako zine, preuveličava moje vrline.

Ravnodušan prema plaču i konačno sasvim sam
Obožavam ilovaču, ne može mi ništa šljam.

Možda nema ko da plače, pa plaćaju narikače
Mnogo sveta, divan sprovod, za pijanku sjajan povod
Ko u svakom dobrom vicu, sreća je na svakom licu
Grobar čeka napojnicu, još po jedna za ubicu
Za presrećnu porodicu i veselu udovicu.

Ravnodušan prema plaču i konačno sasvim sam
Obožavam ilovaču, ne može mi ništa šljam.


Antirasistička pesma
B. Đorđević

Jesu li u crnca
crna krvna zrnca?


Dva dinara, druže
B.Đorđević

Decurliji nasoj smisljasmo imena
voleh je sve vise svaki bozji dan,
ubedih se najzad, to je prava zena,
zajedno smo stedeli za stan,
stedeli za stan.
Sedeo sam tako sam za nasim stolom,
sve sto iole vredi palo je u vodu
opet me je zensko napravilo volom,
igrao sam samo epizodu,
samo epizodu.
Htedoh da zaurlam, strcao sam dole
nisam mogo da izdrzim duze,
socijalni slucaj pred vratima WC-a
rekao je - Dva dinara, druze.
Dva dinara, druze.
- Mala nuzda jedan, a velika dva.
Pogledom ga sasekoh k'o macem.
- Izvinite, molim - Pitao sam ja
- Kolko kosta kad unutra placem?
- Kad unutra placem?



Dvorska budala
B.Đorđević

Dreknu Veliki Gospodar Tvor:
Dajte mi ludu hitno na dvor,
svakom je kralju potrebna luda
kad mesto bubrega prodaje muda!
On je kralj pajaca,
svetla tacka n horizontu,
on je vecito nasmejana faca,
zabava za vojsku na frontu.
On je samo covek od krvi i mesa,
ali cudotvorac koji cini cuda,
on ce biti omiljena blesa,
on ce biti samo nasa dvorska luda.
On ce nasu volju pribliziti svima
to ce biti njegov drustveni zadatak,
on je rodoljub u sluzbi rezima,
Ckalja, Maskim Gorki, Paja Patak.
Veliko, veliko hvala,
necu da budem dvorska budala,
nadjite drugog, ko vas jebe,
ja sam budala samo za sebe.


Nešto pametno:

Kultura spaja ljude. Nekultura ih razdvaja.

Ako čovjek ne mijenja svoje misli ili je veoma, veoma mudar ili budala.

Vino ne opije čovjeka, čovjek se opije sam.

Rana koju ti zada prijatelj nikada ne zaraste.

Ko drugom čorbu kuha, sam u nju pljuje! zubo