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ime:jelena
prezime:nije bitno
godine:13 i kusur
datum rođenja:3.8.1995.
horoskopski znak:lav
škola:lapad
razred:7.c
navijam za:hajduk
prijatelji:ima ih puno
najbolje prijateljice:tanja,lukra,karla,lucija,kike,ivana
najbolji prijatelji:mrvio,peco,ante,breka,kata,zoky,doma,ivan...
znam biti veoma uporna,dosadna i tvrdoglava,ali i osječajna,brižna i puna ljubavi(ako mi neidete na živce)
volim:
jednog malog
palačinke
coca-colu
metal
plesanje i pjevanje
raznu glazbu
klizanje
druženje sa frendicama
duge šetnje
zanimljive ljude
zabavu
putovanja
engleski
maltezere
pse(općenito)
mobitel
ići na msn
gledanje tv-a
dobre filmove
horror knjige
petice
ne volim:
dosadne
glupane
umišljene
jedinice
naporne
lošu glazbu
tučnjavu(ponekad)
ako me trebate moj msn:
jelenabaricevic@hotmail.com
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SLAJDEVI
BRATZ
pita muz zenu zeno ocemo se igrat big brothera? zena ne mogu sad nes radim. 2 dan zeno ocemo se igrat big brothera,zena ne mogu sad pusti me nes radim. 3 dan aj zeno ocemo li se vise igrat big brothera zena aj dobro moze!! zeno govori ti big brother imas 2 min da napustis kucu
ivica na satu ne pazi rece mu prof ivice reci mi dvije zamjenice
ivica:tko ? ja?
prof:ma bravo ivice
dolazi ivica doma i kaze tati tata ucili smo brojat do 5 kaze tata aj da cujem ivica:2,3,4,5
tata;a gdje ti je jedan
ivica:u dnevniku
ivica kasni kuci nakon skole i pita ga mama,ivice zasto nisi dosao doma na vrijeme??
ivica: pa nitko me nije probudio zadnji sat
doso ivica doma i kaze mu mama ivice kupila sam ti sir na rupice
ivica:a zasto znas da ne volim taj sir s rupicama
mama:pa izvadi rupice i pojedni sir
pricaju dva strebera:
cuj starci su mi otputovali
imam praznu kucu.
blago tebi mozes uciti naglas...
dode kauboj u salon i za sankom vidi tri cure.izvadi pistolj i ubije dvije ..
pride trecoj i pita jesi li sama ?
ivice poznajes li ti koju ljekovitu biljku ? zapita prof..
poznajm ! vrbu ! odgovori ivica
zar je vrba ljekovita ? upita prof..
kako da ne vrbova je siba izlijecila moju jedinicu iz matematike
razgovaraju decko i cura telefonom govori decko : kakooo te ludoooo voolimmmm ... za tebe bih preplivao ocean , popeo se na vrh himalaje , lutao pustinjom otisao bih....
jao kako si divan ! hajde dodi malo do mene sama sam mojih nema..
ma joooj , ne mogu sad po ovoj dosadnoj kišurini...
sjedi baba u tramvaju prekoputa nekog mladica . on žvače žvaku a baba ce : džabe ti meni sinko pricas ja te nista ne cujem
zašto plavuša puzi po podu u dučanu
traži niske cjene
zašto je plavuša pala s prozora
peglala je koltrine
došo mujo u đunglu i sreo tarzana
kaže tarzan:moja đungla
kaže mujo:moj grad
tarzan:moja đejn
mujo moja fata
tarzan:moja čita
Mujo:moja ne čita
zašto plavuša liže sat
misli da su tik-tak bomboni
došla baba u doktora i pita doktor
smeta li vama što stanujete kraj navijačkog stadiona
a baba če mu:nesmeta,nesmeta ,nesmetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
POSLOVICE
AKO JE ZIVOT
SKOLA
ONDA JE OSMRTNICA
NAJBOLJA DIPLOMA
!!!!!
VRIJEME PROVEDENO U SKOLI PSIHICKI JE PROCES
GUBLJENJA MLADOSTI!!!
DON T WORRY
BE
STUPID!!!
save the planet
KILL YOURSELF!!!
Things to do today:
1.Get up
2.Survive
3.Go back to bed!!!
PROVALE
neke ljude "provalnike" nećemo imennovat jer su neke provale "preblesave".
-profa:koja rijeka teče ispod Savskog mosta?
_ _ _ _ _ :Drava!!!
-Zovko:ajme što se smijete!ne bi da ste vidjeli 6 Božju zapovijed
-Mara:Azija se smjestila na 4 kontinenta!!!
-Zovko:Svi ste vi jedna velika pederčina!!!
-_ _ _ _ _:pisat ćete brzo kao babe u kutiji!!!
-_ _ _ _:hoćemo li skupa ili zajedno???
-Mara:vi ste svi ljubomorni na moju robu!!(oni koji znaju naš razred shvatit će o ćemu se radi)
-_ _ _ _ _:daj mi nešto za jest nisam ništa pio cijeli dan!
-mrvio:glupa si kao koza sa grane!!
-_ _ _ _ _:George Bush je tajnik!!!
-Claudia Schiffer:Voljela bih doći u Hrvatsku jer sam čula da je Beograd prekrasan grad!!!!
-Antonio:Azija prolazi kroz 12 vremenskih pojaseva.
-kako dobijemo stepu?
pa kad pokosimo savanu
-tanja odgovara prirodu:
profa:koji je drugi naziv za gazivodu?
tanja:hobotnica
profa:molim?
tanja:a ne ne obratnica
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DOMENIKA
KARLA
MARIO I PECO
TANJA
JELENA,ANTEA I KARLA
KARLA,JASNA,TANJA I ANTEA
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......ZAKON MLADIH.......
1.Poljubac u ruku - PRIJATELJSTVO
2. Poljubac u obraz - POŠTOVANJE
3. Poljubac u čelo - ČEŽNJA
4. Poljubac u rame - POHLEPA
5. Poljubac u vrat - STRAST
6. Poljubac u usta - LJUBAV
7. Tuče li djevojka mladića - IMA JU PRAVO POLJUBITI
8. Ugasi li djevojka mladiću šibicu - ŽELI BITI VOLJENA
9. Baci li djevojka nešto mladiću - KAZNA OD 10 PUSICA
10. Prije ljubljenja - ZABRANJENO PUŠENJE
11. Ako se sjedi - DJEVOJKA SJEDI NA KOLJENU MLADIĆA
12. Ako se leži - DJEVOJKINA GLAVA LEŽI U RUCI MLADIĆA
13. Tapšanje na rastanku - SANJAJ ME
14. Poljubac zatvorenih očiju - ISKRENA LJUBAV
15. Stisak ruke - ŽELIM BITI SAMO S TOBOM
16. Stati na nogu - IZJAVA LJUBAVI
17. Čeprkati po kosi - NE MOGU BEZ TEBE
18. Nakašljucati se - VOLIM TE
19. Staviti kažiprst u usta - ZAGRLI ME
21. Staviti palac u usta - POLJUBI ME
22. Igrati se prstenom - SANJALA SAM TE
23. Gledati u oči - VOLIM TE, VOLIM TE
24. Šaka kao odgovor - DA
25. Čelo kao odgovor - NE
26. Pucketati prstima - DANAS DOBRO IZGLEDAŠ
27. Uzme li djevojka nešto mladiću - NA RASPOLAGANJU
28. Grickati usne - LJUBOMORA
29. Štipanje - ŽELIM TI NEŠTO REĆI
30. Šmrcanje - SASTANAK U ISTO VRIJEME
31. Stati na pete - VOLIM SAMO TEBE
32. Tuče li mladić djevojku - ŽELI DA BUDE NJEGOVA
33. Plaziti jezikom - POLJUBI ME ODMAH
34. Poljubac od 60 pusica - NIJE DOZVOLJEN
35. Lagani poljubac - PRIJATELJSTVO
36. Prije ljubljenja - GLEDAJ U OČI
37. Ne smije se iskorištavati - LJUBAV DJEVOJKE
38. Djevojku ne pitaj za poljubac - ODMAH POSTUPAJ
39. Milovanje tijela djevojke - SAMO UZ DOZVOLU
40. Mladić ima pravo poljubiti - DJEVOJKU OD 12 GODINA
41. Poljubac jezikom - DOZVOLJEN
42. Gleda li mladić djevojku duže od 3 minute - LJUBOMORA
43. Puhne li mladić djevojci dim u lice - ŽELI SEX
44. Pokloni li djevojka mladiću zakon mladih - LJUBAV
45. Pokloni li mladić djevojci zakon mladih - LJUBAV
46. Tko posjeduje zakon mladih- DAJE GA DRUGIMA
MOJA MALA ABECEDA
A-antea(bff)
B-bomboni
C-ciklame
D-domenika
E-engleski
F-finjska
G-gitara(električna)
H-hrabrost
I-iskrenost
J-jasna(bff)
K-karla(bff)
L-lukra(bff)
LJ-ljubav
M-mašta
N-narančasta
O-oći
P-pisanje sastavaka
R-ruža
S-smjeh
Š-šapat
T-tanja(bff)
U-uvala lapad
V-volim te
Z-zaljubljenost
Ž-životinje
yoooooooooooooooooooooooo plp
kako ste,jer ja sam super
došla mi je prijateljica iz zagreba i super nam je.
cijelo vrijeme smo skupa.
danas popodne idem s ekipom u uvalu.
idemo se šetat i igrat odbojke,ali moram se vratit prije 7:00
jer imam linđo,a onda se vračam pješke doma.
neznam što da vam više pišem,pa prelazim na pozdrave.
Veliki poz:jasni,tanji,wakki,lukri,antei,katičiću,dominiku,zovku,nikoli,ivani,antoniu...
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Buttons
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)
You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (wonder)
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)
Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe
Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
(Ah-ah-ah)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Beep
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Every boy's the same
Since up in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That's not the way it's going down
'Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Do you know that no
Don't mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don't be rushing
Like you're anxious
And two, you're just too aggressive
So try to get your (Ahh)
Do you know that I know?
And I don't want to go there
Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[Will.I.Am]
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated]
[PCD]
Ooh, you've got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don't need
Hey!
[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
ovo je moja najdraža pjesma
bit će ih još
nadam se da vam se sviđa
pozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hy plp.
evo i mene napokon
nisam vam odavno pisala zato što nisam imala vremena
danas je bio matejev k.party
bilo je super
kao što vidite malo sam se zabavljala sa slikama i pozadinom
nadam se da vam se sviđa
nemoj te prestati komati
by and see you sun
