Murphyjevi zakoni!!!
Evo nekoliko Murpyjevih zakona. Po mom mišljenju ti zakoni vrijede za sve i stvarno je nevjerojatno koliko mogu biti istiniti. Spoky...
*If anything can go wrong, it will
*Mother nature is a bitch
*Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
*In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
*Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
*Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
*Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
*Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
*If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
*Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
*Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
*Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
*The light at the end of the tunnel is a train
*Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
*No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up
*Remember:
Shit happens
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