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1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

2.MacGuyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

4. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

5.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

6. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.

7. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

8. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."

9. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

10. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

11. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.

12. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.

13. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.

14. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.

15. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection. BOOYAH!

16. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down!

17. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

18. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

19. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

20. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

21. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

22. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

23. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was
the third girl he had slept with.

24. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

25. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

26. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

27. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

28. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

29. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

30. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

31. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly
thereafter he grew a beard.

32. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

33. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

34. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

35. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

36. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

37. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

38.. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

39. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

40.. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

41. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

42. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

43. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

44. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

45. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his red good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

46. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

47. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Fat Chicks.

48. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

49. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

50. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

51. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

52. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

53. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

54. Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

55. One time, a waiter served Chuck Norris an appetizer at the same time as his entrée. Chuck Norris ripped the man's testicles off like a paper towel and shoved them so far down his throat, the man actually shit out his own balls.

56. At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist.

57. Chuck Norris doesn't have to wipe his ass or flush after he takes a shit, the turd does it for him.

58. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked his way through earth. Took barely 5 minutes

59. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Triangle, making it non-existent, everyone is now accounted for.

60. The Titantic did not hit an Iceberg, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a hole in it, leaving everyone to perish.

61. There was no meteor that made the Dinosaurs extinct, God sent Chuck Norris.

62. There are no such things as earth quakes, it's only Chuck Norris eating lunch

63. All babies born after 1976 were fathered by Chuck Norris. That's right, if you are under 30, Chuck Norris is your dad. Why 1976? Don't question Chuck Norris!

64. Chuck Norris told me to tell you to go fuck yourself. What the fuck are you going to do about it? That's what I thought, bitch!

65. When Chuck Norris learned of "Indian giving", he was so offended that he went back in time and initiated Manifest Destiny. When he later learned that "Indian Giving" was a white man's lie, he invented the casino, allowing those few Native Americans left alive a way to make a living.

66. Chuck Norris is so powerful that Chuck Norris is not powerful enough to defeat Chuck Norris.

67. Chuck Norris really did shoot a man in Reno once just to watch him die, then resurrected him.

68. At the mere thought of Chuck Norris, Kaiser Souze begins to cry uncontrollably.

69. Chuck Norris once found an honest man in Washington, he keeps him as a pet.

70. Chuck Norris' cock is so big it has it's own agent and he won't return my calls.

71. Chuck Norris limits public appearances because every woman within 100 yards has spontaneous orgasms, Chuck finds this very distracting.

72. Chuck Norris' personal assistant is responsible for disposal of the massive amount of women's underwear that come to him each day, She sells them in a small chain of stores called 'Victoria's Secret'.

73. Chuck Norris is currently in the process of changing his website from www.chucknorris.com to www.chucknorris.god.

74. A company once tried to market Chuck Norris toilet paper. It failed miserably when they realized it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

75. Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.

76. Who's win in a fight between Superman and Batman? Chuck Norris would.

77. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

78. When Chuck Norris took the test for his 82nd degree black belt he killed 4 people--he was 5 years old.

79. God wanted to create the world in 10 days, Chuck norris gave him 6.

80. When Chuck Norris wants to get drunk, he doesnt have to order. He just walks in and yells "I want be drunk!" and liquor levels begin
going down in all of the bottles and kegs are empty. And being Chuck Norris, you can't even tell he's drunk.

81. Chuck Norris wasn't born 2 weeks early, the world wasn't ready yet.

82. Chuck Norris can and does believe its not butter.

83. Hurricanes look a lot like Chuck Norris in round house kick motion.

84. Chuck Norris does not lie. If something he says is not true it becomes true.

85. Chuck Norris breathes oxygen in and out.

86. Chuck Norris does not have haircuts, his hair just gets shorter when its damn well told to.

87. Chuck Norris cannot be seen from the corner of your eye.

88. Chuck Norris can be unborn.

89. The movie trilogy Final Destination in fact is not about death stalking teenagers, But rather Chuck Norris re-living his favorite childhood game...Mousetrap.

90. Chuck Norris doesn't have to write his name in the snow, the snow does it for him.

91. Chuck Norris can do that on television.

92. There is no such thing as poison... only Chuck Norris' sweat.

93. Chuck Norris knows holds the key to the gates of heaven cos God is his bitch.

94. Chuck Norris needs soothing music to go to sleep so he wont dream of the world getting destroyed, so he bought a piano, but because of Chuck's power he would destroy it when he played. This problem was solved because nowadays the piano plays itself, not because it can, but because chuck Norris told it to.

95. Chuck Norris once ate nothing but bread crusts for a year just to prove to his mum that it WOULDN'T make his hair curl.

96. Chuck Norris's i-pod Nano is now carrying 20,000 songs because it is too scared to tell Chuck that it is full.

97. A man once insulted Texas, so Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the throat so hard he coughed up Rhode Island

98. When Chuck Norris plays rock paper scissors, his rock beats paper too.

99. All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.

100. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.

101. Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays, he just decides when he wants to get older.

102. Why God's name is "God"? Because name "Chuck Norris" was already reserved.

103. Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of himself... booyaaalishiss!

104. Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the darkness, the darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.

105. The continents didn't break themselves apart, Chuck Norris punched the ground causing it to split in seven pieces.

106. Chuck Norris can catch a fart and paint it green.

107. If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so would you. Or rather, he would throw you off and then jump. He would much rather be able to entertain himself by punching you in the face for those boring 4.6 seconds before he pulls you under himself and uses you as a landing pad. Not that he needs to, he just thinks it's funnier that way.

108. Why did Kurt Cobain shoot his head off? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

109. Keiko didn't die of old age, Chuck roundhouse kicked him for his fish.

110. When God said he would create the heavens and earth in 7 days, Chuck Norris cooly but respectfully replied "amateur!"

111. Jesus didn't die on the cross he was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris after he said that God was greater then thee.

112. Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in only THREE moves.

--ma, pre je jako... smijeh mislim da nisam mogla prestati se smijati nekih dobrih 15-ak minuta.... pogotovo nakon broja 108... [onima kojima treba prevodit ovaj tekstić...puno sreće!] nut naughtythumbup

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joj, što sam elokventna dok ovo pišem! smijeh
dakle, prijeđimo na stvar; ja.... tko sam ja? ja sam ja! tako dubokoumno! smijeh mislim, da bih možda mogla malo pisat o sebi...? ako ne ništa, bar da bude nepristrano... smijeh
*mislim da bih trebala prestat koristit sve ove smajliće......*
u svakom slučaju;
moje ime: nije bitno!
odakle sam: to je još manje bitno!
što volim: pa.... dug je to popis naughty hmmm... a da počnemo od glazbe? the clash, sex pistols, iggy pop, buzzcocks [za laike: da, dobro ste pročitali! u nazivu se krije riječ 'cock'!] ramones, pink floyd, led zeppelin i imamosjećajdasamjošnekogzaboravila [ne, to nije bend! namcor] mi se zadnjih dana najviše vrte u liniji ili discmanu... od pisaca i pjesnika... najviše cijenim stephena kinga, baudelairea i boru đorđevića... smijeh naughty [hehehe.....].
inače: sam strahovito površna [ponekad...], nevjerojatno lijena, ponekad i prava pjesnička dušica [što ćete možda i primjetiti na postovima... wink], kako je jedna prijateljica rekla: "s vremena na vrijeme okine i koju kull fotkicu"....
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riječi...

[buzzcocks - ever fallen in love...?]
You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt
and I'm hurt.

And If I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you
and that's worse.

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
in love with someone?
Ever fallen in love?
In love with someone, you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

I can't see much of the future
Unless we find out whats to blame
What a shame

And we won't be together much longer
unless we realize that we are the same

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
in love with someone?
Ever fallen in love?
In love with someone, you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt
and I'm hurt.

And If I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you
and thats worse.

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
in love with someone?
Ever fallen in love?
In love with someone, you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
in love with someone?
Ever fallen in love?
In love with someone, you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?


[ac/dc - highway to hell]
Livin' easy, lovin' free, season ticket, on a one - way ride
Askin' nothin', leave me be, takin' everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I'd rather do
Goin' down, party time, My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit, nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it. nobody's gonna mess me around
Hey Satan, payin' my dues, playin' in a rockin' band
Hey Mama, look at me, I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell

Dont stop me!

I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell!
Highway to hell!
I'm on the highway to hell

And I'm going down..all the way
I'm on the highway to hell


[the clash - clash city rockers]
And I wanna move the town to the Clash City Rockers
You need a little jump of electrical shockers
You better leave town if you only wanna knock us
Nothing stands the pressure of the Clash City Rockers

You see the rate they come down the escalator
Now listen to the tube train accelerator
Then you realise that you got to have a purpose
Or this place is gonna knock you out sooner or later

So don't complain about your useless employment
Jack it in forever tonight
Or shut your mouth and pretend you enjoy it
Think of all the money you've got

And I wanna liquefy everybody gone dry
Or plug into the aerials that poke up in the sky
Or burn down the suburbs with the half-closed eyes
You won't succeed unless you try

So don't complain about your useless employment
Jack it in forever tonight
Or shut your mouth (shut it up) and pretend you enjoy it
Think of all the money you've got, yeah yeah

And I wanna move the town to the Clash City Rockers

You need a little jump of electrical shockers
You better leave town if you only wanna knock us
Nothing stands the pressure of the Clash City Rockers

You owe me a move, say, the bells of St. Groove
Come on and show me, say, the bells of old Bowie
When I am fitter, say, the bells of Gary Glitter
No one but you and I, say the bells of Prince Far-I
No one but you and I, say the bells of Prince Far-I

And I wanna more the town to the Clash City Rockers
You need a little jump of electrical shockers
You better leave town if you only wanna knock us
Nothing stands the pressure of the Clash City Rockers

Rock, rock Clash City Rockers
Rock, rock Clash City Rockers
Rock, rock Clash City Rockers
Rock, rock Clash City Rockers....

[pink floyd - goodbye blue sky]
Look mummy, there's an airplane up in the sky

Did, did, did, did you see the frightened ones?
Did, did, did, did you hear the falling bombs?
Did, did, did, did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter
When the promise of a brave new world fell beneath the clear blue sky?

Did, did, did, did you see the frightened ones?
Did, did, did, did you hear the falling bombs?
The flames are all long gone
But the pain lingers on

Goodbye blue sky
Goodbye blue sky
Goodbye
Goodbye


[led zeppelin - stairway to heaven]
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.


[sex pistols - god save the queen]
God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
A potential H bomb

God save the queen
She's not a human being
and There's no future
And England's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future
No future
No future for you

God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves

God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems

Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid


Oh when there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers
In the dustbin
We're the poison
In your human machine
We're the future
Your future

God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves

God save the queen
We mean it man
There's no future
In England's dreaming God save the queen

No future
No future
No future for you

No future
No future
No future for me

No future
No future
No future for you


[pink floyd - hey you]
Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me?

Hey you, don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in, without a fight

Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with your ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out, would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I'm comin' home

But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain

Hey you, out there on the road
Always doing what you're told, can ya help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall, can ya help me?

Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall


[the clash - london calling]
london calling to the far away towns
now war is declared and battle come down
london calling to the under world
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look at us
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

The ice age is coming, the sun zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning-and I live by the river

London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out-and draw another breath
London calling-and I 't wanna shout
But while we were talkdoning-I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no highs
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes

The ice age is coming, the sun zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning-and I live by the river

The ice age is coming, the sun zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning-and I live by the river

the ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines are stoppin the wheat is growing thin
Nuclear error but i have no fear
london is drowing and I live by the river

Now get this
London calling, yes, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
After all this, won't you give me a smile?

I never felt so much a' like


[sex pistols - holidays in the sun]
A Cheap holiday in other peoples misery!

I don't wanna holiday in the sun
I wanna go to new Belsen
I wanna see some history
'Cause now i got a reasonable economy

Now I got a reason, now I got a reason
Now I got a reason and I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
Now I got reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall

Sensurround sound in a two inch wall
Well I was waiting for the communist call
I didn't ask for sunshine and I got World War three
I'm looking over the wall and they're looking at me

Now I got a reason, Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason and I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason,
Now I got a reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall

They're staring all night and
They're staring all day
I had no reason to be here at all
But now i gotta reason it's no real reason
And I'm waiting at Berlin Wall

I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this thing at all
I gonna go over and over the Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall

Claustrophobia there's too much paranoia
There's too many closets oh when will we fall?
And now I gotta reason,
It's no real reason to be waiting
The Berlin Wall

I gotta go over the Wall
I don't understand this thing at all
It's third rate
Cheap dialogue,cheap essential scenery
I gotta go over the wall
I wanna go over the Berlin Wall
Before me come over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this bit at all...
I'm gonna go over the wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
I'm gonna go over the Berlin Wall
Before me come over the Berlin Wall
I don't understand this thing at all
Please don't be waiting for me


[pink floyd - another brick in the wall parts I, II & III]
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
Snapshot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall.
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.

"You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!"

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave us kids alone!
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

"Wrong, do it again!"
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

[Sound of many TV's coming on, all on different channels]
"The Bulls are already out there"
Pink: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!"
"This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know."

I don't need no arms around me
And I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don't think I need anything at all.
No! Don't think I'll need anything at all.
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall.


[the clash - spanish bombs]
Spanish songs in Andalucia
The shooting site in the days of '39
Oh please leave the vendanna open
Fredrico Llorca is dead and gone

Bullet holes in the cemetary walls
The black cars of Guardia Civil
Spanish bombs on the Costa Rica
I´m flying in on a DC10 tonight

Spanish bombs, yo te qiero y finito
Yo te querda, oh ma corazon
Spanish bombs, yo te qiero y finito
Yo te querda, oh ma corazon

Spanish weeks in my disco casino
The freedom fighters died up on the hill
They sang the red flag, they wore the black one
After they died it was mockingbird hill

Back home the buses went up in flashes
The Irish tomb drenched in blood
Spanish bombs shatter the hotels
My seńoritas rose was nipped in the bud

Spanish bombs, yo te qiero y finito
Yo te querda, oh ma corazon
Spanish bombs, yo te qiero y finito
Yo te querda, oh ma corazon

The hillsides ring with "Free the people"
Or can I hear the echoes of the days of '39
Trenches full of poets, a ragged army
Fixing bayonettes to fight the other line

Spanish bombs rock the province
I´m hearing music from another time
Spanish bombs, Costa Brava
I´m flying in on a DC10 tonight

Spanish bombs, yo te qiero y finito
Yo te querda, oh ma corazon
Spanish bombs, yo te qiero y finito
Yo te querda, oh ma corazon

oh ma corazon
oh ma corazon

Spanish songs in Andalucia... Mandolina
Spanish songs in Granada... oh ma corazon

oh ma corazon
oh ma corazon


[led zeppelin - whole lotta love]
You need coolin’, baby, I’m not foolin’,
I’m gonna send you back to schoolin’,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

You’ve been learnin’, baby, I bean learnin’,
All them good times, baby, baby, I’ve been yearnin’,
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

You’ve been coolin’, baby, I’ve been droolin’,
All the good times I’ve been misusin’,
Way, way down inside, I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.
Yeah! all right! let’s go!

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

Way down inside, woman,
You need love.

Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man.
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Keep a-coolin’, baby,
Keep a-coolin’, baby.


[sex pistols - no feelings]
I've seen you in the mirror when the story began an',
I fell in love with you,
I love yer mortal sin.
Your brains are locked away but I love your company.
I only ever leave you when you got no money.
I got no emotions for anybody else,
You better understand i'm in love with myself,
Myself!
My beautiful self!

A no feelings!
A no feelings!
A no feelings,
for anybody else!

Hello and goodbye and a runaround too(?),
You follow me around like a pretty pot of glue.
I kick you in the head you got nothing to say
Get out of the way 'cos I gotta getaway!
You never realise I take the piss out of you,
You come up and see me and I'll beat you black and blue,
Okay!
I send you away!

I got no feelings,
A no feelings,
A no feelings for anybody else,
Except for myself,
My beautiful self-ish!

There ain't no moonlight after midnight,
I see you silly people out looking for delight,
Well I'm so happy,
I'm feeling so fine,
I'm working all the rubbish,
or wasting my time.
I look around your house and there's nothing to steal!
I kick you in the brains,
when you get down to kneel,
To pray!
To pray to your god!

A no feelings,
A no feelings,
A no feelings,
For anybody else!

A no feelings,
A no feelings,
A no feelings,
For anybody else,
Except for myself,
Your daddy's gone away,
Be back another day,
See his picture hanging on your wall!


[iggy pop - lust for life]
Here comes Johnny in again
With the liquor and drugs
And a fast machine
He's gonna do another strip tease.

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
I've been hurting since I'm up again
With something called love
Yeah, something called love.
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in the ear before.
I have a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life.

I'm worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a GTO
Wear a uniform
all on a government loan.

I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my ear before
Well, I've a lust for life (lust for life)
'Cause of a lust for life (lust for life, oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
A lust for life (oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in my ear before
Well, I've a lust for life
'Cause I've a lust for life.

Here comes Johnny in again
With the liquor and drugs
And a fast machine
I know he's gonna do another strip tease.

Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
Your skin starts itching once you buy the game
about something called love
Love, love, love
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, I've had it in the ear before
And I've a lust for life (lust for life)
'Cause I've a lust for life (lust for life)
Got a lust for life
Yeah, a lust for life
I got a lust for life
A lust for life
Got a lust for life
Yeah a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life


[the clash - the guns of brixton]
When they kick at your front door
How are you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

When the law break in
How are you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting on death row

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, the guns of Brixton

The money feels good
And your life you like it well
But surely your time will come
As in heaven, as in hell

You see, he feels like Ivan
Born under the Brixton sun
His game is called survivin'
At the end of the harder they come

You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the Black Maria
Goodbye to the Brixton sun

You can crush us
You can bruise us
Yes, even shoot us
But oh-the guns of Brixton

When they kick at your front door
How are you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

You can crush us
You can bruise us
Yes, even shoot us
But oh-the guns of Brixton

Shot down on the pavement
Waiting in death row
His game is called survivin'
As in heaven as in hell

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, the guns of Brixton


[buzzcocks - orgasm addict]
well you tried it out for once,
found it alright for kicks.
but then you found out
it's a habit that sticks

you're an orgasm addict
you're an orgasm addict

sneakin' in the back door
with dirty magazines
and your mother wants to know
"what are those stains on your jeans?"

you're an orgasm addict
you're an orgasm addict

you get in a heat,
you get in a sulk
but you still keep beatin'
your meat to pulp

you're an orgasm addict
you're an orgasm addict

you're a kid cassanova
you're a no-joseph
it's a labor of love
fucking yourself to death

you're an orgasm addict
you're an orgasm addict

you're makin' out with school kids,
winos and heads of state
you've even made it with the lady
who puts the little plastic robbins
on the christmas cakes

butcher's assistants and belhops
you've had 'em all here and there
children of god and their joystrings
international women with no body hair

so you're asking in an alley
and you're voice ain't steady
the sex mechanic's rough
you're more than ready

you're an orgasm addict
you're an orgasm addict

johnnie want fuckie
all ways and always
he's got the energy
he will amaze

he's an orgasm addict,
he's an orgasm addict.

he's always at it

he's an orgasm addict.


[the clash - (this is) radio clash]
This is Radio Clash
Stealing all transmissions
Beaming from the mountaintop
Using aural ammunition

With extreme prejudice
On a terminator mission
This is Radio Clash
Consider your position

Step it up, get down low

Breaking news flash
Assassination
The whole country has been shot

Evil will abate
In Revelation
In the Ministry of Whitewash

Wait, wait
Don't switch off the death
Yes, we have the latest score
(????) Islanders: 101 and Home Yard: 44

This is Radio Clash
And we count your thoughts
When lightning splits the sky in half
Sharper than a sword

And in the thundercloud
You see another cloud
Bones as big as sticks
Even angels were in hell on the morning of the sixth

Like buckets of venom in (????)
They've got a master plan
Human wars over there
And we'll come and knock 'em down

And he reaches the other side first
Gets a job in the dirty old town
And he reaches the other side first
Gets a job in the dirty old town

This is not free
This is not free Europe
No, no, no, no, no
Nor an armed force network

This is Radio Clash
Stealing all transmission
Beaming from the mountaintop
Aural ammunition

A riggy diggy dig dang dang

This is Radio Clash
Stealing information
By his will as a (???)
Use careful confirmation

Bribery, extortion
Legal legislation
Security is life indeed
Accept no other explanation

This is Radio Clash
On pirate satellite
Orbiting your living room
Everybody hold on tight


[pink floyd - bike]
I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
There's a tear up the front. It's red and black.
I've had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I know a room of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork.
Let's go into the other room and make them work.


[the clash - rock the casbah]
Now the king told the boogie man
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The sheik, he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille

Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

By order of the prophet
We banned that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out
The electric guitar
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
As soon as the sheriff
Had cleared the square
They began to wail

Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

Now over at the temple
Oh, they really packed 'em in
The in-crowd say it's cool
To dig this chanting thing
But as the wind changed direction
And the temple band took five
The crowd caught a wiff
Of that crazy Casbah jive

Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way

As soon as the sheriff was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare

As soon as the sheriff was
Outta their hair
The jet pilots wailed

Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Sheriff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally can't take it
You know he really hates it


[less than jake (???) - 500 miles]
When I wake up, yeah I know Im gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know Im gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And If I get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver whatever that means
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

Surrender
Surrender

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna be
I gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
And if I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, whatever the fuck that means
I'm gonna be the man who havers next you

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

Surrender
Surrender

When I'm lonely, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whos lonely without you
I'm gonna be the man whos coming home

Cuz I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

Surrender
Surrender