Is that a back massager or a sex toy?

četvrtak , 04.02.2021.

Both, right? Remember that episode of "Sex and the City" where Kim Cattrall's character "Samantha" wanted to give her vibrator back to "Sharp Image" and she got into a big fight with the salesperson from "Sharp Image" saying it was a back massager and not a sex toy. Turns out, they were both right!

Women have been buying "back massagers" from the Sears & Roebuck catalog for decades! Mom's little helper comes in the form of Valium and "Oster" massagers.

Modern women can buy "back massagers" at Walgreens, CVS and almost any other local community . I remember buying my Hitachi Magic Wand at my local Walgreens about 20 years ago, and it is still in use. I bought it at the drugstore thinking I was being discreet. (I was only 21 at the time ...... So naive.) I didn't realize that the whole FREE WORLD was using their back massager to massage other areas, not just their tight necks or backs. What can I say, I'm a late bloomer.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is quite possibly the most INFAMOUS back massager out there. Every lesbian I've ever met and talked to about sex toys has mentioned Hitachi's amazing electric wand - often referred to as the "Magic Wand". I always joke that lesbians know their toys! And, in the Bay Area, where we do our Happily Ever After parties, we meet a lot of queer women who aren't shy about sharing their favorite sex toys with us!

The Magic Wand is a beautiful toy that is also a FAB back massager. It plugs into the wall, so it's very reliable. No batteries to wear out or die on you in that oh so important moment! Seriously, it's a great massager that's also great for masturbation and partner sex. It's not the sexiest vibrator or the prettiest, but I can tell you that it's very reliable and gets the job done every time.

But here's some really good news that I'm happy to share with you. This company makes the Hitach Magic Wand now ships a new wireless and waterproof wand called the Mystic Wand. I think it is perfect, I am excited about it and my customers seem to agree. I've been showing it off at our family gatherings for about a month now and everyone who has touched it has fallen in love with it.

The new Mystery Wand has this delicious skin on the wand/ball head that is called "skin safe silicone" so this vibrator can be used all over the body, even on sensitive skin! Massage sore shoulders and soothe sore necks, then guide the round head to more intimate areas of your body for some truly amazing sensations! The flexible neck design allows this massager to be used at any angle, hitting sweet spots you never knew existed!

This new "back massager" is like a sweeter, sexier, more portable version of the Hitachi Magic Wand. It takes 4 double AA batteries and has plenty of power for those who like strong toys. It has 6 speeds, so there's something for everyone. Plus, it's cordless, so it's easier to share and use with your partner.

Both of these wands are made by one of my favorite sex toy manufacturers, Vibratex, makers of the Original Rabbit Pearl - the "rabbit" Charlotte was obsessed with in "Sex & The City." Vibratex makes great quality toys, and this new s wireless "back massager" is, in my opinion, at the top of their TOP 3 sex toys. They have a knack for making toys that endure and are female-centric, and they also take a lot of ergonomics into account. Plus, their sex toys come with a 1 year warranty.

Want one of your own? Tell Santa what a good girl you are! Add it to your wish list and tell Santa that he can use coupon code "WAND" to get a free bullet with your purchase of a "back massager"!

I am a high tech refugee! Was laid off in September 2002 and never looked back. I love meeting women, helping them improve their sex lives, and empowering them through sex toys and education on human sexuality. I am from Las Vegas but have lived in San Jose for 20 years.

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