there's nothing wrong with me

subota, 21.01.2006.

vrste metala. jeej.

GRIND METAL:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 mintues and then leaves...

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

TRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
fucks her....... easy and quick

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks
some beers and fucks the princess

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from
all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the
last time

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.

- 15:21 - Komentari (15) - Isprintaj - #

nedjelja, 15.01.2006.

ja nikad nisam u depresiji. ne sjećam se kada sam zadnji puta bila u depresiji. svi imaju probleme, samo što se neki znaju nositi s njima, a neki stanu, gledaju u problem i plaču. i pitaju se zašto živimo. živimo zato što je to jedino što nam se nudi. možeš se i ubiti, al kakve koristi od toga..? živiš i zato trebaš urediti život tako da uživaš u njemu. treba pogledati problem, preskočiti prepreke i nasmiješiti se. nema koristi od depresije. smijeh je najbolji lijek. i zato se uvijek teba smijati. svi vole vesele ljude.
sve je u glavi. kako misliš, tako će ti i biti.ako sa smješkom gledaš oko sebe, bit ćeš sretan. ako tužan hodaš svijetom, ako zračiš tugom, sve će ti se činiti tmurnim. i zapitat ćeš se, zašto živimo..

"Ili si dio problema ili si dio riješenja"
Eldridge Cleaver

- 22:11 - Komentari (18) - Isprintaj - #

četvrtak, 12.01.2006.

OVO JE HAIKU PJESMICA KOJU SAM JA OSOBNO NAPISALA!

Vidim sunce odlazi
Neočekivano
Padam sa stolice.

molim lijepo da napišete svoje osobne dojmove o mojoj haiku pjesmici. unaprijed hvala

- 16:13 - Komentari (12) - Isprintaj - #

subota, 07.01.2006.

moj brat danas ima rođendan i ima danas 18 godina!!!! aaaaa čestitam mu rođendan i znači sretan ti rođendan marko iliti moj brate.

OSUVREMENJENA BAJKA

Draga bako!
Vuk me stalno presreće u šumi, pa ti se javljam E-mailom. Kolačići, voće, vino i andoli su ti u attachmentu.
BTW, zašto imaš tako veliki font?

bajke lažu. nemam ja ništa protiv njih ali nisu zdrave. kad razmišljate o njima. evo npr. matovilka. ona ima predugu kosu i živi u visokom tornju. nikad ne silazi sa tornja. pa eto.gdje se onda tušira? u to davno vrijeme nisu imali kupaonice ko mi i morali su nositi vodu u kantama od rijeke do kuće. al ok, ako se i istušira ko joj opere svu tu silnu kosu. ima je jednostavno previše. pa nema tolko šampona na svijetu kolko njoj treba. a još onda treba počešljati tu kosu. problemi.. i gdje obavlja nuždu? al to ustvari nije važno. ja ne razumijem kako izdrži bol kada se savršeni glupi teški princ penje po njenoj kosi. pa to bi trebalo čupati! zmazana je i trpi nasilje. nebi ja u bajku..

neki dan sam napravila snjegovića. jako mi je drag i stalno se smješka iako se moj pas popišao po njemu.

- 23:00 - Komentari (21) - Isprintaj - #

srijeda, 04.01.2006.

moja mama rulz i ja nju stvarno jako volim, i bolja je od tvoje

prvo da ja nešto kažem. ovaj blog nemojte shvaćati ozbiljno. jer... vidite.. ovo je blog koji se ne shvaća ozbiljno. trebala sam ga nazvati ''blog koji se ne shvaća ozbiljno''. jer ja nisam tako spaljena. ajde dobro, spaljena sam, al ne tako jako. al stvarno nevolim blogove na kojima mogu pročitati nečije dnevne aktivnosti. nezabavne dnevne aktivnosti. dobro je ako netko napiše nešto zabavno što se dogodilo neki dan (kao što je činjnica da je napravio snjegovića ili činjenica da je pojeo cijelu veliku staklenku kiselih krastavaca). e to je zabavno. ono što nije zabavno je koliko puta je zazvonio telefon ili koja noga ti je utrnula. al o tome se treba brinuti samo kada želite da netko čita vaš blog. ako ne želite onda vam preporučam da pišete sve to u svoju bilježnicu. da.

moj brat misli da je to fascinantno.

- 18:46 - Komentari (16) - Isprintaj - #

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volim maštati. volim svoje prijatelje jer se uvijek smijemo i kasnije me boli lice od smijanja. volim knjige, volim ih čitati ali moj brat čita jako brzo i onda mi se ruga da ja sporo čitam a uopce nije istina, i volim okretati stranice. volim svog psa jer, za razliku od onih glupih mačaka koje samo spavaju, on mi se veseli kad me vidi i donese mi loptu. volim raditi čuda na papiru sa običnom olovkom. volim kad ispričam vic pa se ljudi smiju. volim kad mi netko kaže da mu nedostajem. volim kad neka pjesma ima smiješne riječi pa se smijem. drago mi je što imam svog izmišljenog prijatelja jimmija jer nikad nisam sama jer sam s njim kad sam sama. volim skupljati kamenje koje je čudno i izgleda kao nešto (kao npr. vodenkonj). procjenjujem ljude na temelju obuće koju imaju na nogama, ali to samo ako ne poznam tog čovjeka ili dok ga ne upoznam.
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OVO JE HAIKU PJESMICA KOJU SAM JA OSOBNO NAPISALA!

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the ultimate showdown

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokio City like a big playgroung
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before he could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln poped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets
And he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosion
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

Angels sang out...
In immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens...
Descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick...
Which could shatter bones...
Into the croch...
Of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground...
Writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back...
Into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through...
His clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head...
In between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monthy Python and the Holly Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock
Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood-
The rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokio City like a big playgroung
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before he could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln poped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets
And he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosion
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare