petak, 16.05.2008.
Ha-ha-ha ...
Professor at medicine school at introductory lesson:
"We start with the basics in autopsy. Two things are of the greatest importance. First: you must overcome the disgust. Look!"
Professor puts his finger in the ass of a dead man, pulls it out and licks it.
"And now you do it."
Pale and disgusted, students repeat what the professor did. When everybody did it professor says:
"Second equally important thing is to be very concentrated during the lesson .
I put my forefinger in the body, but licked my middle finger. So, be very carefull..."
..i zato slušajte i pazite na satu :D
Osoba iza ekrana
Neki mi se smiju zato što sam drugačiji, a ja se smijem jer su oni svi isti :)
"Čovjek pun duha i u potpunoj se samoći izvanredno zabavlja svojim mislima."
Nankurunaisa
Everything will work out in the end. That's the thing I really want to believe in. Even though I know that the time will come when i will suffer, when I will go down, I hope for a bright future. Nothing is yet decided. One must try hard to change the future, even though it's "inevitability". If you don't put enough effort into something, you will lose it, and then it won't come back. For that reason be strong, be ready, be unbeatable, be focused, be brave and you will most definitely achieve your goals.
Who told me that there is a land without any conflicts beyond the dark seas and skies? No one can reach that land, or perhaps it only exists in someone's heart. If only I could wait for a beautiful dawn with a pure heart...
Itsumo, itsuka, kiito
Budite kao baklja na nebu, zračeći ljubav i svjetlost.
Zamislite tisuću takvih baklji na nebu, poput sjajnih zvijezda u
dalekim galaksijama koje možete vidjeti za vedre noći.
Vi imate u sebi istu snagu da zračite ljubav i svjetlo i trebali biste
sjajiti poput zvijezde, od trenutka kad se probudite ujutro pa do
trenutka kad idete spavati.