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27.04.2009., ponedjeljak

dodjela nagrade: zlatne pizdine dlake


ŽorŽ: poštovani gledatelji počinje još jedan tradicionalan festival zlatne pizdine dlake..
tako je...dobro došli
mi smo vaši voditelji Žorž i Bukinjanjahuzitut..
Bukinjanjahuzitut: žorž ča misliš o današnjoj priredbi..predstavi..neznan kako da opišem ovaj spektakl...ovaj luksuz..ovaj kič
ŽorŽ: e moj buki..samo pogledaj koliko je zvjezd došlo hohohoh...definitivno predivno
Bukinjajahuzitut: da festival zlatne pizdine dlake je definitivno jedan od posječenijih u svijetu...na ovem crvenen tepihu su pasale stvarno zvizde i zvizde
ŽorŽ: evo počinje..o da...ajmo publiko plješčimo
Bukinjanjahuzitut: evo počinje festival...dragi gledatelji počinje krvava borba među konkurencijom najboljeg provoda u zadnjih misec dan
ŽorŽ: o da bit če to zanimljiva borba..hehehehehe
pa pogledajmo ki je u konkurenciji

Bukinjanjahuzitut: pa konkurent broj jedan : koncert cirkusa u bumu..
ŽorŽ: konkurent broj dva je koncert mikrofonija, john dear, uselles
Bukinjanjahuzitut: konkurent broj tri maturalna zabava u poreču
konkuretnt broj četiri..fešta u bistri
konkurent broj pet... briškula poli tinketa i mileta
ŽorŽ: i to bi bili oni koji su nominirani za ovu prestižnu nagradu zlatne pizdine dlake...
žiri je izgleda odlučija...sad da vidimo ko je pobjedija...
bukinjanjahuzitut: i nagaradu če nam pročitat, uvjek željni, i uglavnom pijan Moron_Brother...molim jedan pljesak...uuuuuuuu
Moron_Brother: khm..khm..dobro večer...ljudi...kako ste...hik.!...da ovaj...da..kako da ne...oooo...
kao triban nešto pročitat..
da..samo da najden...da...ovaj...nagradu za najbolji izlazak..odnosno zlatnu pizdinu dlaku osvaja...da...čestitam..da...maturalna u poreču..bravo...hahaha buaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

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(publika u deliruju...svi plješču i bodre maturalnu u poreču dok ona dolazi na binu i održava dosadan govor koji je traja pol ure...napokon maturalna u poreču silazi sa bine i show preuzimaju žorž i bubinjanjahuzitut)

ŽorŽ: nevjerovatan rasplet se desija na kraju
Bukinjanjahuzitut: oooo da..totalno nevjerovatan...i sad pogledajmo to ča se je događalo tamo...u toj maturalnoj..ouu jea


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sami početak fešte...nego se je došlo...forši smo tek 1 uru na lanterni.....u priloženen se vidi da su tacne još pune pršuta, a ja i pićo smo za mizon..hehehe...tu je defile počeja...
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lipši dio defilea..hehehe



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tako je na red doša i valcer..heheh..pa ga plešen i ja (oteli me..nagovorili):

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i sad pole tega...hm...počinje lom...neki luduju unutra..neki vani...atmosfera prejebena...
definitivno se cila ekipa skupila...bili su ti jedro, žika, bino, frančin, elena, rafo, vanesa, od rafeta cura, karmen, pićo, sebo, matea, dajana, vedrana, bonace(ipak je njihova maturalna ehhehe), luda marina, diego i ludi porečani..razni drugi preteli kojima se nemoren domislit imena trenutačno...
najbolji događaji..hehe...
događaj broj 1: uzimamo(krademo) tri tacne pršuta i sira sa profesorskega stola i častimo se vani...
svi sretni i zadovoljni...ou da..
događaj broj 2...: dajana je baknula tako jako i dugo..ka niki do sada
događaj broj 3: binetu je pukla hauba..hahaha
događaj broj 4: upadamo na neku rođendasku zabavu i uzimamo im vino i pelinkovac ou jea...samo to vino je bilo tako škifo da niki ga ni moga pit...hehehe
itd....dolazi 4 ure...i ja se odlučujen poj spati...
u neken polu snu san osjeti da su me nešto zajebavali dok san leža u autu...ali neka im bude..hehe
ujutro u 7 se budin...snamon u autu..bino, pićo i rafo...i svi tri hrču ko traktori...više to nisan moga podnest
i izlazin van...vani zima za popizdit...ali brzo se svi bude i počinje zajebancija...

igramo boče
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ekipa za očevid hahahahah

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zajebancija..hehe

žorž: o da...to bi bilo to...bilo nam je drago biti voditeljima ovog fenomenalnog festivala....do viđenja, odnosno do sljedečeg miseca...i do sljedeče dodjele zlatne picine dlake za najbolji provod miseca
bukinjanjahuzitut: uživajte draga publiko...vidimo se...buaaaaaaaaaaaaak...jebena bira...hehe





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"Stickin In My Eye"

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye
As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna
I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words
Saying things, saying things that
I got something sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye
I feel unusual from thinking
About the underground decay, God help me
Kill beneath the camera, watch the world begin to cry
It's not from pity, it comes from
What's been sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye

"I'm Telling Tim"

You better watch out you better not cry
You better put out records D.I.Y.
Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been
If you fuck up I'm telling Tim

Take you out of book your own life part six
You won't play again at abc
You're gonna get ostracized like Lawrence
When I tell Tim, I'm telling Tim
I'm telling Tim, I'm telling Tim

"Murder The Government"

I wanna see the constitution burn
Wanna watch the white house overturn
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed (fucking) red

I wanna tar and lynch the KKK
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA
(I wanna pay the lobbyists to kill themselves)
(I wanna dose the DEA)
(I wanna join the CIA (not really))

(It just seems so fucking easy to make this)
(Country a better place to live.)
(Illegalize guns and lobbying)
((Jail murderers and extortionists)...)
(Legalize drugs and prostitution)
((Free salesmen and saleswomen)...)

Murder the government, Murder the government
Murder the government, And then do it again yeah
Murder the government, Murder the government
Murder the government, and then
Murder the government

Linoleum

Possesions never meant anything to me
I'm not crazy (cause I got none)
Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar
And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor
That's right, I've got a floor
So what, so what, so what?
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes
Where everything imporatnt to me just seems to fall right down my leg
And on the floor
My closest friend linoleum
Linoleum
Supports my head, gives me something to believe
That's me on the beachside combing the sand
Metal meter in my hand
Sporting a pocket full of change
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish
That's me on the back of the bus
That's me in the cell
That's me inside your head
That's me inside your head

Moron Brothers- po meni njihova najbolja pjesma

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease

Take your beer, Take your drugs
Leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you will miss
When your icetrays are filled with piss

They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers

They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch that you can't scratch

Do do do do do do do do da do do do do

They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
Tabasco's in your mouth,
there's mustard up your nose
When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
Just try to move your leg
They've put you in a cast

They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others

They may not go down in history
But they'll go down on your sister

bit če ih još drugi put. za promjenu malu drugih bendova

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PUNK ROCK SONG

Svakim pocetkom srednje skole
Neki novi klinci otkriju punk
A vec par mjeseci kasnije
Starci nih uvjere da
Da to nije ono sto se od njih trazi
Od njih se samo ocekuje da
Zavrse jednom i tu srednju skolu
A nakon nje odma' upisu faks

Sine budi ono sto ja nisam
U zivotu ce ti lakse bit ak'
Srednju, faks budes zavrsio
Molim te sine nemoj slusat punk

Za tebe je ovo novo iskustvo
S ovim se nikada susreo nisi
Nikad jos ti birat' nisi mor'o
Dal' da slusas starog il' da slusas punk
Ti nemas mozak, nemas nista s njim
Svog ces starog ti poslusati
A tvoj ce tata jedino sretan bit
Samo kad si ti u zabludi

I onda ti ces ostat' sasvim sam
Svi tvoji decki su davno otisli van
Pred ducanom sjede, zicaju dinar, dva

Nikada ti vise neces probat sam
Brze, vise, jace, bas u tom je stvar
Jedino na svijetu sto ti ces znat'
Bit' ce samo disciplina, red i rad
Za tebe su alkohol, droga i zene
Nedostizna, velika i dosadna stvar
Zato razmisli malo, zaboravi starog
Kupi si pluge i poleti van

I onda budi sve sto stari je
Djecak iz haustora nezavrsene srednje skole
Cijeli zivot brije na birtije
Kad je doma gleda sam TV

a sada malo i FOB-a
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''Ulica to smo mi''

Da li ćeš se sjećati noći što smo proveli
na mokroj cesti iste snove sanjali
da li ćeš se sjećati??

Ulica,to smo mi,u mokroj noći
jači miris asfalta nas zove
gdje smo nekad bili krvavi,ali nikad slomljeni!!

Da li ćeš prepoznati,one što su ostali
par koraka u mračnoj ulici,da li ćeš se sjećati??

Ulica,to smo mi,u mokroj noći
jači miris asfalta nas zove
gdje smo nekad bili krvavi,ali nikad slomljeni!!


pa Pennywise

Fuck authority

Someday you gotta find another way, you better right your mind
and live by what you say
Today is just another day unless you set your sights and try to find a way
I say fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it's time to rise against them
We're sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won't listen
We're gonna open your eyes
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation,
we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin'
Stop tryin'
Stop tryin', stop tryin'
You know the time is right to take control,
we gotta take offense against the status quo
No way, not gonna stand for it today, fight for your rights,
it's time we had our say
I say fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it's time to rise against them
We're sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won't listen
We're gonna open your eyes
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation,
we're livin', we're dyin', we take the time and will endless try and destroy,
enjoy, you fight the world, become a new toy, dominate, eliminate,
do you fell the rise, rise of hate?
Fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it's time to rise against them
We're sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won't listen
We're gonna open your eyes
Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation,
we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin'
Stop tryin'
Stop tryin', stop tryin'

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''Fuck Police Brutality''

A bunch of punks hangin' out on the streets before the show.
Patty waggon pulls up, instinct - Run man, let'ts just go!
Cop chases them through the streets and then they inside.
They run into the crowd where maybe they can hide!

Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!

He hides just standing in the crowd, there's no where he can run.
The cop comes up behind him and he cracks him with with a gun.
Drags his bloody ass outside and throws him to the ground.
There's no where left to take you boy, you're already downtown.

Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!

But the cops can do no wrong.
They can kill they can rape,
They can do what they want.

But the cops can do no wrong.
We've got to fight, take back the night,
The cops are just like Hitlers third reich.
Do what they want.

Who do we fear? Who do we trust? How do we know?
Who do we fear? Who do we trust? How do we know?
Who do we fear? Who do we trust? How do we know?

Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!
Fuck Police! Fuck Police! Fuck Police Brutality!

Pasi


DEGENERAL

Ti si uvjek bio glup
Ili barem malo manje pametan
Cijelog života si gubio vrijeme,
Samome sebi uništio san
Da li si sretan kada osjetiš da si beskorisan
I da ćeš zauvijek ostati sam
Zbog brijanja, razbijanja I javnih ponižavanja
Si samome sebi uništio san, san

Da li si sretan I dal ti je dobro
Što si u startu izgubio sve?
Misliš li da si mogao bolje
Povući neke poteze?
Da li je super ko mlad izigravati ovna
Pa ostatak života gutati govna?
Biti kapetan, tonućeg broda
Biti sramota vlastitog roda

NAJVEĆI GUBITNIK OVE HEMISFERE
Uvijek je od kleptomanije patio,
što jednom uzeo, nikada vratio.
Virtuoz prekopavanja ormara i ladica,
noćna mora frižiderskih polica.
Često optuživan, "nikad kriv",
sa svima dobar al' samoživ.
Zasluženo, prepun patetičnih fraza,
unesen u crnu knjigu Djeda Mraza.
REF:
Govori da je, a tu nema šale,
njegova misija gazit budale,
čudim se da još nije opazio
samo je jednu uistinu zgazio.
Cijeli će život, mijesto "princ tame"
biti samo mlatitelj prazne slame,
antijunak, novopečeni paštar,
sviju hulja veliki meštar
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