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Kako napraviti praćku VELIKOG dometa?

Sastojci:
4 katetra *(1)
1 parče prave kože 5x5 cm *(2)
nešto jake tanke lastike
postolje *(3)
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*(1) Katetar je veoma elastično gumeno crijevo koje se koristi u medicinske svrhe za mokrenje. Mislim da se isključivo može naći u bolnici. Ukoliko ste u nemogućnosti da ga nabavite pokušajte da mu nađete odgovarajuću alternativu.
*(2) Koža mora biti prirodna, npr. od stare tašne ili patika. (u to parče kože se stalja kamen)
*(3) Pošto praćkom bez postolja nije sigurno rukovati i ne može biti pokretna, ono je neophodno. Postolje se mora ručno napraviti.

Postupak:
Parče kože probiti na krajevima(ne previše i ne pre blizu ivici).
Krajeve dva katetra provući kroz jedan otvor na koži, presaviti, i jako svezati i obmotati lastikom, da se ne bi izvukli. To napraviti i sa preostala dva katetra i drugim otvorom na koži.

Sada imate jednu veliku praćku ali vam treba postolje.
Znate one praćke čiji se krajevi vežu na ono parče grane sa dva kraka? :)
E, to je isto to, samo veliko, odnosno visoko.
Razmak između tih krakova ne smije biti pre velik, zbog preciznosti, a ni pre uzak, zbog mogućnosti pogotka u neki od njih. Otprilike 20 cm. To ne smije biti na manjoj visini od jednog metra.
Znači nešto skepajte i improvizujte ali mora biti dovoljno jako da izdrži rastezanje praćke.
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Ova praćka ima veliki domet tako da ne morate da brinete da će te biti primijećeni (naravno ako napravite neku zajebanciju).
Sa njom sam pogodio staklenu flašu i napravio rupu kroz nju a ona je ostala čitava.

lose

lose je sto nema joze i nemam s kim igrat pes preko noci i sto je singl plejer lose igrat. i dosadno je postalo jako sve. i zbunjen sam iz cistog mira. i u kurac sve.

budan sanjam.

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marko samsa - govno

jedne veceri kad je sisao s vlaka marko samsa se pretvorio u govno. smrdio je. strasno.
svi su se prema njemu ponasali kao prema govnu koje smrdi, nije mu bilo jasno zasto jer je on sacuvao svijest covijeka.
kasnije su ga bacili u kurac, u zaborav, di je i mjesto svim govnima.

strasno...

kak je zapravo duga noc kad ti san ne dolazi na oci, kad razmisaljs i kad se bojis.


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