NEUGODNJACI NA ENGLESKOM!
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Istinite ali veoma neugodne priče pogledajte na ENGLESKOM jeziku! One day, after I had eaten about two pounds of cherries, I was at Old Navy and I really had to go the bathroom, but I decided that I was just going in there to get a dress real quick, so I could wait. But a few seconds later, when I was trying on the dress, I could feel the bubbles bursting in my stomach and I had to fart, so I did. But it turned out to not be a fart, but diarrhea. SO I pooped in the dress. Considering that, I had no choice but to buy the dress. The worst part was when I had to go up to the counter and buy it. The man started freaking out at the counter when he rang it up. It was soooo embarassing. TO this day, I still haven't gone back to that Old Navy or eaten cherries before I went shopping.- Jillian When i was 12 my friends and I snuck into a rated R movie and as i was walking up the steps some one tripped me i went tumbling down the steps, but it doesn't end there. i landed on some one's lap!!! i landed in their popcorn and coke and the worst thing was that it was my school principal, not a good thing, i get in enough trouble at school and to top it landed in his food at a rated R movie. so the story still doesn't end there as i was walking out to clean myself off to the bathroom i ran into one of the cutest guys in school...dripping in coke and sticky buttery popcorn i ran into the bathroom stumbling the entire way. it was so embarrasing and the worst thing was i got in trouble for sneaking in the movie and for well you know ruining my clothes. - Rachael I was at church and I was singing a solo in front of the WHOLE church and went to sneeze and insted farted and the pastor was right behind me I farted in his face the SOOOOOO embarrassing. - Anonymous I once was singing in the shower ,and my brother got into my bathroom and recorded me singin "I singin in the rain"and i didn't know he was recording me and @ my godsisters party my aunt told him 2 get a cd or tape and play it so my brother got the tape he recorded me with and played it in front of 50 people! I was so embarrassed! - Anonymous One time when I was out clubbing I needed to go to the toilet but they were very dirty. I decided to do the hovering trick but as I was mid-urination I slipped on the wet floor face first on to the floor and wedged my head between the door and the floor I couldnt reach my knickers to pull them up and the fire brigade had to be called to cut me out of the door. Mortification. - Dublin I was at the laundrymat and my biggest crush was there and i dropped my dirty barbie underwear that i can still wear on the floor and he saw it drop and picked them up and started laughing and told everybody in my whole school i was soo embarassed...i switched schools i was soo embarassed. - Anonymous I was standing up on the school bus because there were no seats, when the busdriver suddenly put the brakes on. I flew through the air down to the front of the bus and landed on my face. I stood up,slipped over on the wet surface and fell straight back down again. Then, I grabbed something to pull myself up with, and let go straight away because it was some girl's breast. I was so embarrassed that I got off the bus at the next stop and walked the rest of the way to school and got detention for being 50 minutes late! - Anonymous I went to the tanning bed for the first time for only 10 minutes and I came out with little red bumps all over me and they burned really really bad. and I could never figure out why and then I was talking to my friend ryan who works there and the stuff that I sprayed on my body that I thought was water was actually cleaning solution that they clean the beds with - Wes |
