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17.03.2006., petak
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fala bogu opet je petak i neznam kaj je došlo profesoru da nas je pustil dva sata. Veli nam lik sad sam vas zapisa, a ko hoće more iti jer znam da imate pametnijeg posla, i triput nam veli da nas ne zapisal, pa smo se lepo stali i odišli. bar imam malo vremena da nešt novo napišem. čekam nekšeg lika, moram mu dati skriptu iz informtike jer u pon. pišemo. posle idem jesti, pa po nekši cd i doma. fala bogu petak je. a znam da bu pak brzo ponedeljak, al jebiga, ovaj bu mi vikend dobar. danas bum negde zalomil, a sutra idem bratiću na rođendan. lik slavi v jenoj krčmi, baš me zanima kakši bu ultra-turbo folk-dernek parti napravil. tak mi je sejedno. dok se napijem ko majka, a planiram, zaboli me za se.... Da, i vreme mi tak već na živce ide da bi najrađe vužgal se oko sebe da bi mi bilo toplo. nebrem zmisliti već jakne, kape, rukavice i zimu. pa sredina trećega meseca je jebemu! jen dan sam se smijal ko kreten s jednim koglegom s faksa. ljudima smo prodavali foru "na usnici ti sivi masper". i si odreda su se počeli brisati i gledati nas ko kreteni. jebeno! do. da, moram napisati da su prošlog petka varaždinci bili kod mene, i opet smo popili, al bilo je malo jadno pošto mi je stari došel doma, pa smo morali smanjiti glalamu... V subotu nikam nisam išel, al mi je bio zakon :)) Ja do dana današnjega neznam kam je moja ekipa išla prošlu subotu, jer se s nikim nisam videl od onda. ???? kaj ja delam se pitam. valjda bum danas saznal. pozdrav svima do sljedećeg javljanja (za mesec dana............... bu manje nejte se plakati ;)) I malo da se nasmijete : 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 4.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 6.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 7.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 8.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. 9.To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. 10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 11. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 12. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 13. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. 14.When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. 15. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 16. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. 17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. 18. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. 19.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. 20. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". 21. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. 22. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. 23. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. 24. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. 25. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 26. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. 27. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.  |
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