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01.04.2007., nedjelja

Prvi april!!smokin

lud13 mudrih pitanja na koja nikada nije odgovoreno...lud


Je li potreban prigušivac za ubojstvo pantomimicara?

Kako cemo znati je li rijec u rjecniku krivo napisana?

Kako se na travi postavljaju natpisi: "Ne gazi po travi!"?

Ako suncokretovo ulje nastaje od suncokreta, od cega nastaje
bebi-ulje?

Ako je vani 0 stupnjeva, a sutra ce biti dvostruko hladnije, koliko ce
biti stupnjeva?


Ako je covjek nastao od majmuna, zašto još uvijek majmuni postoje?

Ako Superman može blokirati metke prsima, zašto se sagne kad u filmu
tip na njega baci pištolj? Da, još nešto.
Ako je tako pametan, zašto nosi gace na hlace?

Ako vegetarijanci tako vole životinje, zašto im pojedu svu hranu?

Ako te tvoj klon ubije, je li to onda samoubojstvo?

Što napraviti kada vidite da zašticena životinja jede zašticene
biljke?

Zašto se ovce ne stisnu kada pada kiša?

Zašto su kamikaze nosile pilotske kacige?

Zašto ljudi kad su baterije u daljinskom slabe uvijek jace pritišcu
gumbice?


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WELCOME TO MY LIFEheadbang

Do you ever feel like breaking down
Do you ever feel out of place
That somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away
Do you lock yoursesf in your room
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels allright
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge od breaking down
When no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else
Are you sick of feeling so left out
Are you desperate to find something more
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside the world you hate
Are you sick of everyone arround
With the big fake smiles and stupid lies
When deep inside you're bleeding...
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life… =(
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WORST HANGOVER EVERparty

Went out drinking late last night,
I had a blast.
But now the morning light has come
and kicked my ass.

I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm crawling to the bathroom again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

And by my seventh shot I was invincible
I would have never thought I'd be this miserable

I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm rolling back and forth on the bed
I'm worked so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

Won't someone just kill me?
Put me out of my misery
I'm making deals with god
I'll do anything

Make it stop please!
Make it stop please!

Make it stop please!
Make it stop please!

I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm crawling to the bathroom again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

I'll probably never drink again
I may not ever drink again
At least not til next weekend

I'm never gonna drink againnut
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TEARJERKERrolleyes

Well I wish there was someone
Well I wish there was someone
To love me

When I used to be someone
And I knew there was someone
That loved me

As I sit here frozen alone
Even ghosts get tired and go home
As they crawl back under the stones

And I wish there was something
Please tell me there's something better
And I wish there was something more than this
Saturated loneliness

And I wish I could feel it
And I wish I could steal it
Abduct it, corrupt it, but I never can
It's just saturated loneliness

Does the silence get lonely?
Who knows?
I've been hearing it tell me
Go home

Cause the freaks are playing tonight
They packed up and turned out the lights

And the bath waters cold
And this life's getting old..
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NOW I LOSEbang

I have no feelings lately,
Nothing.
I'm bored..
I'm bored to death and I'm neither sad or happy.
Nothing.
I'm just bored. .
Bored to death and you're gone.
Breathing deeply, dying completely,
Last heartbeat, I am gone.
Nothing said, nothing done
I don't believe we're having fun,
Nothing much, nothing new..
Now I lose.
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Goodbye cruel world
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye.
Goodbye all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind
Goodbye

...
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