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It's a story. A weird story. A wickeeeed and raaadicaaal story! Ok, and it's stjupid. But who cares, right?
How To Annoy Your Roommate
1. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."2. Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."
3. Draw a chalk outline of a dead body on the floor.
4. Bring in potential new roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room.
5. Paint a tunnel on the wall like they do in cartoons. Every day, hit your head as you attempt to crawl through it. Hold your head and grumble, "I'll get that pesky road runner...."
6. Sign your roommate up for various activities (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).
7. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
8. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
9. Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here... somewhere.."
10. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies". All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I can't watch them suffer anymore!"
11. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
12. Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that "Grandma said 'hi'."
Magic Within
nedjelja, 17.02.2008.
ok i'm back
ey wassup? btw it's me - willow.. ok, now freakin' school's over and i can finaly enjoy home sweet home.. ok ain't sweet, kohria an' the rest of them nerd squad's here.... |
an' ofcourse kohria wishes to posses the computer... man what en heid banger (kohria: 
) heheheh yea... ok now she's pissen' me off so i'm gonna leave. i've got better things to dae! ah, dire straits ar' on tv! see ye l8r gawks! 
ah, pizza came! yaay! 
hope henry ain't gonna eat it all hihihi henry such a bummer 
such a bummer.. see ye