MaggotDisasterpiece
10.01.2007., srijeda
Movie Quotes
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Najbolji filmski citati: Brave Heart: Every man dies, not every man really lives. Fight Club: This is your life and it's ending, one minute at a time. Forrest Gump: Momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Full Metal Jacket: Pvt Joker: Do you suck dick, private? Pvt Pyle: Sir no sir! Pvt Joker: Buuulshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, faggot! Futurama: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt. Gladiator: On my command, unleash hell. The Godfather: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Jaws: Smile, you son of a bitch. LOTR: The Return of the King: We come to it at last. The great battle of our time. Only Fools & Horses: Mike: Well? Trigger: Well what? Mike: What are they naming the baby? Trigger: If it's a girl, they're calling her Sigourney, after an actress. And if it's a boy, they're calling him Rodney, after Dave. Psycho: A boy's best friend is his mother. Red Dwarf: Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is infinite... would you like a toasted tea cake? Saw: I want to play a game. Saving Private Ryan: Private Caparzo: Captain, the decent thing to do would be take her over to the next town. Captain John Miller: We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow fucking orders! The Shining: Heeere's Johnny! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Simpsons: Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Lionel Hutz: Uh oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel Hutz: Well he's sorta had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'. Homer: Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now! Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure. Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town. Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- South Park: Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street people go, "God, dammit thats a big fat ass!' Cartman: They do not!! Random guy: God Dammit, thats a big fat ass! Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny. Kyle: You bastards! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Star Wars: Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. The Terminator: I'll be back. Walk the Line: Johnny Cash: You got something against the Navy, Mr. Phillips? Sam Phillips: No... Johnny Cash: Well, I do. Aliens: Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No, have you? |
