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nedjelja, 15.01.2006.

viceviiiiiiiii...

Mujo se odlučio oprati u samostanskoj fontani. Međutim u tom trenutku naiđu časne sestre, a on robu sakrije iza grmlja i sav smeten na brzinu strpa u usta dva sapuna i odluči glumiti spomenik.
Dođu časne uživljene u svoj novi spomenik i povuku ga za kitu, a njemu iz usta izleti sapun. Povuče ga i druga, a njemu opet sapun izleti napolje. Povuče ga i treća kad ništa. Povuče opet ništa, pa opet, opet kad iznenađeno zausti:
- Ala tekući ...


Mujo i Fata na izložbi

Dođe Mujo kući i kaže Fati:
- Sutra će u gradu biti izložba vagina, pa eto ja bih otišao malo da vidim šta ima.
- Hajde baš otiđi pa vidi ima li tamo ovakve kao kod mene.
I otišao Mujo na izložbu. Kad se vratio pita ga Fata šta je vidio.
- Ma vidio sam raznih, nema kakvih nema. Mali, veliki, obrijani, neobrijani ...
- Pa dobro Mujo, a jesi li vidio ovakvu kao kod mene?
- Ma jesam Fato, kako neću vidit', ali nju su ogradili bodljikavom žicom da ne bi djeca upadala u nju.
Sutradan Fata kaže Muji:
- Eto danas je izložba penisa pa bih ja malo otišla razgledati.
- Pa hajde, ne bili našla ovakav kao što je kod mene.
I kad se vratila pita je Mujo šta je vidjela.
- Ma nema kakvih nema, veliki, mali, tanki, debeli, crni, žuti ... - Pa dobro Fato, a jesi li vidila ovakav kao kod mene?
- Ma jesam Mujo, kako neću vidit' kad takve kao kod tebe djele na ulazu kao privjeske za ključeve.


Dođe cura doma kasno i mama je čeka pred vratima i reče joj:
- Opet si pušila?
A cura će u strahu:
- Nisam, mama, hočeš da ti puhnem da vidiš?
- Ma, ne moraš, samo se obriši oko usta!


Kako je Pinokio saznao da je od drva?
Drko, drko i zapalio se.



Crnogorac u spasilačkoj akciji-VESNA OVO JE ZA TEBE...

Bio Crnogorac kod gatare i ona mu reče da će biti odgovoran za smrt 20 milijuna ljudi. Sav zabrinut Crnogorac otiđe, kad pokraj njega rijeka i u njoj se davi neko dijete. U sebi pomisli: "Barem ću nekoga spasiti!".
On skoči u vodu i spasi dijete, kad odnekud trči djetetova majka i reče: - Adolfe sine, zahvali se čiki!




- Zašto se patuljci smiju dok igraju nogomet?
- Jer ih trava škaklji po jajima.


- Zašto škoti gledaj porno filmove unatrag?
- Zato što im se sviđa sretan završetak, kada prostitutka vraća novac klijentu.



- Kada žena od muža može stvoriti milijunaša?
- Samo onda kada je muž milijarder.



Leze Mujo i Suljo i u neko doba Suljo pocne da drka, ali nikako da svrsi.
- "Haso, drkas li to bolan?"
- "Drkam!"
- "Pa uzmi malo svoga, pi*ka ti materina!"

Mujo krenuo u vecernju skolu i hvali se on pred Hasom.
Mujo:- Ej, Suljo, znas li ti ko je bio Einstein?
Suljo:- Neznam.
Mujo:- Normalno da neznas jer ne ides u vecernju skolu.
Mujo:- Bolan, a znas li ti ko je bio Hitler?
Suljo:- Neznam.
Mujo:- Normalno da neznas jer ne ides u vecernju skolu.
Sulji bilo dosta da ga ovaj zeza:
Suljo:- A znas li ti, jarane, ko je to Bozo Bubnjar?
Mujo:- Neznam.
Suljo:- E, on ti je*e zenu dok si ti u vecernjoj skoli


Gledali Mujo i Suljo utakmicu kod Muje. U poluvremenu kaze Mujo Sulji:
- Hajde Suljo, ne da mi se otici na sprat po papuce, daj mi ih ti donesi.
- Kako cu ja ba Mujo svrljati po tvojoj kuci?
- Ma , gore je Fata pa ce ti ona pokazati gdje su.
Dodje Suljo na sprat i vidi Fata i kcerka od Muje nesto kuhaju. Kaze im Suljo:
- Dosao sam da vas obje poje*em.
- Bjezi Suljo, prebit ce te Mujo.
- Bez brige, Mujo se slaze.
- Ne vjerujem.
Izdere se Suljo prema prizemlju:
- Mujo, jel' obje?
- Naravno obje, sto ces samo jednu.



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Scoff

In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, It's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it
Gimme back my alcohol
Give me all your... (live: Still a failure)
Give me your
Love
Fuck

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Sifting

Afraid to grade
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cross, self-loss
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Some fear none
Wouldn't it be fun?
Your eyes... Teacher said
Your eyes... Preacher said
Don't have nothing for you
Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold and coals
Wouldn't it be fun?



Burn
(Blackmore/Coverdale/Lord/Paice)

The sky is red, I don't understand
Past midnight I still see the land
People are sayin' the woman is damned
She makes you burn with a wave of her hand

The city's a blaze, the town's on fire
The woman's flames are reachin' higher
We were fools, we called her liar

All I hear is
"Burn!"

I didn't believe she was devil's sperm
She said, "Curse you all, you'll never learn
When I leave there's no return!"
The people laughed 'til she said, "Burn!"

Warning came, no one cared
Earth was shakin', we stood and stared
When it came no one was spared

Still I hear
"Burn!"

You know we had no time
We could not even try
You know we had no time

You know we had no time
We could not even try
You know we had no time

The sky is red, I don't understand
Past midnight I still see the land
People are sayin' the woman is damned
she makes you burn with a wave of her hand

Warning came, no one cared
Earth was shakin, we stood and stared
When it came no one was spared

Still I hear
"Burn!"



Don't Make Me Happy
(Gillan/Glover/Morse/Lord/Paice)

You stare into the room, nothing there but space
No sign of any message gone without a trace
But I don't want your pity, if that's what you think
I'll take my comfort from this hole I'm sinking in
Waste my time, drink my wine, take my money
That's alright, I don't mind but don't try to be funny
Don't make me good
Don't make me mad
Don't make me fly
Don't make me happy
It's nice here in this room, you would like it, yes you would
It's got a bed, two chairs and a table, I'd live here if I could
There's a man standing up who's down on his knees
Outside the cold wind sends a shiver through the trees
On the line, left behind, under pressure
It's so bad, leave me be, I don't want to get better
Don't make me good
Don't make me mad
Don't make me fly
Don't make me happy
I don't care what you think but think about this
It could have been somebody else, beware of what you wish
Now the door is closed, locked and sealed
And now you think you know how rejection feels
Waste my time, drink my wine, take my money
That's alright, I don't mind but don't try to be funny
Don't make me good
Don't make me mad
Don't make me fly
Don't make me happy



Demons eye

I don't mind just what you say
I never heard you, baby, never heard you anyway, yeah
I don't care what you do
Just so long as it ain't me and you
Sly, sly, oh, like a demon's eye
Everything's good, I said, everything's fine
You don't know, don't know it's the end of your time
How does it feel to be turned away
I've known it, baby, almost every day
Sly, sly, mm, like a demon's eye
I don't need you anymore
I don't want you, baby, here 'round my door
You slip and slide 'round my brain
You think you're so clever, yeah, but you know you're insane
Sly, sly, like a demon's eye
I d-d-don't mind just what you say
I never heard you, I never heard you anyway, no I didn't
Everything's good, everything's fine
You don't know it's the end of your time
Sly, sly, like a demon's eye
Like a demon's eye
Oh, oh, yeah
You're so sly, baby, yeah
Ooh, yeah
You make me feel upside down
Yeah, like a demon's eye





Sometimes I feel like screaming

While you were out...
The message says
You left a number
And I tried to call
But they wrote it down
In a perfect spanish scrawl
In a perfect spanish scrawl

Yet again
I’m missing you
King size bed
(in a) hotel someplace
I hear your name
I see your face
I see your face

(the) back street dolls
And the side door johnnies
The wide eyed boys with their bags full of
Money
Back in the alley
Going bang to the wall
Tied to the tail
Of a midnight crawl
Heaven wouldn’t be
So high I know
If the times gone by
Hadn’t been so low
The best laid plans
Come apart at the seams
And shatter all my dreams

Sometimes I feel like...
Screaming
Close my eyes
It’s times like this
My head goes down
And the only thing I know
Is the name of this town
Is the name of this town

Yet again
I’m missing you
Won’t be long
O’ coming home
Until that distant time
I’ll be moving on
I’ll be moving on


Speed king

Good golly, said little miss molly
When she was rockin’ in the house of blue light
Tutti frutti was oh so rooty
When she was rockin’ to the east and west
Lucille was oh so real
When she didn’t do her daddies will
Come on baby, drive me crazy--do it, do it

I’m a speed king you go to hear me sing
I’m a speed king see me fly

Saturday night and I just got paid
Gonna fool about ain’t gonna save
Some people gonna rock some people gonna roll
Gonna have a party to save my soul
Hard headed woman and a soft hearted man
They been causing trouble since it all began
Take a little rice take a little beans
Gonna rock and roll down to new orleans



When a blind man cries

If you’re leaving close the door.
I’m not expecting people anymore.
Hear me grieving, I’m lying on the floor.
Whether I’m drunk or dead I really ain’t too sure.

I’m a blind man, I’m a blind man and my world is pale.
When a blind man cries, lord, you know there ain’t no sadder tale.

Had a friend once in a room,
Had a good time but it ended much too soon.
In a cold month in that room.
We found a reason for the things we had to do.

I’m a blind man, I’m a blind man, now my room is cold.
When a blind man cries, lord, you know he feels it from his soul.


What's Goin' On Here (Blackmore/Coverdale/Lord/Paice)

Roll me over slowly I've been drinkin' all night
Help me make a move, I can't stand the light
Wake me, shake me, don't slam the door
I ain't been so bad, I just can't recall
Spent the night chasin' up a listed old flame
Lyin' on the floor I can't remember her name

I can't stay here
There's something wrong here
What's goin' on here?

Went downtown had a long way to go
How I got there I don't know
Found myself sittin' in a west-side bar
Tried to leave but I could not go far
High class woman tryin' to give me a line
Should have left early when I felt so fine

I can't stay here
There's something wrong here
What's goin' on here?

When they closed up the bar
You know they left me for dead
And I can't remember a thing that I said
Must have called the police to take me away
They said "Forty days", now I've got to pay
Spent the night chasin' up a listed old flame
Lyin' on the floor I can't remember her name
I can't get together why they're messin' with me
Keep on lookin' round, tell me where can I be

I can't stay here
There's something wrong here
What's goin' on here?


You know I'm not
your lover now
it might as well be said
and then you say
you're leaving
Or maybe I'm just
hanging on a thread
When I gave you everything
it didn't seem that much
You gave me your opinion
with the usual
heavy handed touch

What can I do
About the rain that falls on you
I'm not your lover now
I'm not your lover now

What can I do
About the rain that falls on you
I'm not your lover now
I'm not your lover now

My head is spinning endlessly
My sense won't react
Then I'm falling through a black hole
Part of me is never coming back

How you can lose a thing
you never really had

And you always hurt the one you love
and you just love to hurt me bad

What can I do
About the rain that falls on you
I'm not your lover now
I'm not your lover now

What can I do
About the sky that falls on you
I'm not your lover

You really must be going now
By god, is that the time?
Let me put you out
of my misery
They call it being cruel
to be kind
I only insult my friends
my friend
The rest can go to hell
You can read it
anyway you want
oh well, you're not so bad yourself

What can I do
About the rain that falls on you
I'm not your lover now
I'm not your lover now


I am alone


On the lonely road I'm travelling on
The road that leads nowhere
As the ground and the sky have been wondering why
I'm alone, so alone
I've been rolling on for just two years
The sun is my only friend
With the wind on the bend and my back in my hand
I'm alone, so alone
I'm alone, so alone
I'm alone, so alone
I'm alone, so alone
And I feel like going home
With my money spent, my clothes all torn
My spirit hanging low
I ain't got no friends where the highway ends
I'm alone, so alone
I'm alone, so alone
I'm alone, so alone
I'm alone, so alone
And I feel like going home
Going home



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