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petak, 22.07.2005.

DJECJI SAVJETI O ZIVOTU

"Nikad ne vjeruj psu koji gleda tvoju hranu." -

"Kad te tata pita-mislis da sam glup?-nikad mu nemoj odgovoriti."

"Psi imaju los zadah iz usta, cak i kad jedu pepermint bombone."

"Kad je mama ljuta na tatu, ne daj joj da ti ceslja kosu."

"Kad dobijes losu ocjenu u skoli, pokazi je mami dok telefonira."

"Ne mozes sakriti komad brokule u casi mlijeka."

"Nikad mami nemoj reci da joj dijeta ne valja."

"Markeri se ne smiju koristiti kao ruz za usne."

"Ako zelis macku, pocni od roditelja traziti konja."

"Nikad ne pokusavaj krstiti macku."

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