model behavior

When I come home to visit the family in Rhode Island, I always like to peruse the local model behavior and see which of my high school classmates got arrested for shoplifting or DUI.

But as much as I rag on am New York model behavior its blatant overlooked errors, at least am New York is free. My parents pay for this paper, and this headline was on the front page of Tuesdays edition:

Congratulations, Warwick Beacon. You have successfully shamed both me and my hometown.