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29.06.2006., četvrtak

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TECAJ ZA MUSKARCE

Tecaj ce se odrzavati samo ukoliko bude dovoljan broj prijavljenih! Popust ce biti samo za one koji se budu odlucili za sva predavanja.
Pedagoski cilj tecaja je: informacijski tecaj koji ce osposobiti onaj dio muskog mozga za koji oni ne znaju da uopce postoji!

Modul 1: obavezni tecaj
1.nauciti zivjeti bez mame (2000 sati)
2.moja zena/cura nije moja mama (350 sati)
3.razumjeti da je nogomet samo sport (500 sati)

Modul 2: zivot u dvoje
1.imati djecu i ne biti ljubomoran (50 sati)
2.prestati govoriti gluposti kad curi/zeni dodju prijateljice (500 sati)
3.prevladati sindrom ''daljinskog'' (550 sati)
4. ne urinirati pored/oko wc skoljke (100 sati + prakticni dio s video snimkama)
5. razumjeti da cipele ne mogu same u ormaric za cipele (800 sati)
6.kako doci do kosa za prljavo rublje a da se ne izgubite (500 sati)
7.kako prezivjeti blazu prehladu bez dramatiziranja (100 sati)

Modul 3: slobodno vrijeme
1.opeglati kosulju za manje od 2 sata (prakticki dio)
2.probavljeti hranu bez riganja, dok za to vrijeme ona pere posudje (prakticni dio)

Modul 4: tecaj kuhinje
1.stupanj (pocetnici !): kuhinjski aparati ( ON ukljuci - OFF iskljuci)
2.stupanj (napredni !): moja prva Podravka juha bez suvisnih posuda i zagorjelog lonca
+ prakticni dio : zavrijeti vodu prije dodavanja spageta .

MALO TEZE I DUBLJE TEME

Zbog kompleksnosti i zahtjevnosti tema dovoljno je da se upise barem 8 kandidata.

Tema 1: pegla - od perilice do ormara...taj misteriozni proces (500 sati + prakticni dio).
Tema 2: opasnosti pri punjenju posudice za led (demonstracije i video snimke)
Tema 3: ''Ti i elektronika'' : ekonomske prednosti pri zvanju majstora za popravak (cak i za ona osnovna)
Tema 4: Zadnja znanstvena otkrica: kuhinja i odnosenje smeca ne prouzročava impotenciju i tetraplegiju (praksa u laboratoriju)
Tema 5: nije protuzakonito kupiti zeni ruze iako ste vec u braku
Tema 6: ''Raste li toaletni papir na roli za toaletni papir ?''
Tema 7: ''Kako spustiti poklopac wc skoljke...korak po korak'' ( prakticni dio + video konferenca s Harvardom)
Tema 8: ''Zasto nije potrebno vjetriti s plahtom kada prdnes?'' (praksa u parovima)
Tema 9: I muskarci vozaci mogu pitati prolaznike za smjer i nece izgledati smjesno (uvjeravanja)
Tema 10: deterdzenti : doziranje - upotreba ( prakticni dio; prvo u laboratoriju da ne bi slucajno uzneredili stan)
Tema 11: stoj za pranje rublja/posudja...bezgranicna zagonetka
Tema 12. osnovna razlika izmedju kosa za prljavo rublje i poda (laboratorijski pokus)
Tema 13: ''Muskarac kao suvozac: Da li genetski moguce da ne govori i upozorava kad ona parkira?''
Tema 14: ''Da li salica od kave moze sama preletjeti do sudopera?'' (prakticni dio vodi David Copperfield)
Tema 15: nadprosjecna komunikacija: mentalne vjezbe za razumjevanje da je nesto u polici, a da ne pitate ''u kojoj polici i u kojem ormaru!''

:)

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