The Poodle Lecture
In the beginning God made 'the light.'
Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes.
The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE.
Now the reason the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a Schnauzer, but he fucked up.
Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes.
The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE.
Now the reason the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a Schnauzer, but he fucked up.
... FZ