04.02.2005., petak
Nef' Name That Oaza Campaign!
Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness Comments from satisfied customers... "So I went to Forum.hr and so this topic that if I recall correctly was called "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". I found the title intriguing, and kinda sexually arousing. So I clicked and found all the relevant information on the status of Nephrite's dick, and plus HAD A GOOD TIME! "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness" rocks! From now on my children don't spend their days wasting them outside on clear air, but instead chat up on "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness"." -- Betty "My life was a wreck after Gina left me. So I spent my days searching the internet for soft gay porn. And by pure accident I came to this place called "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". It was fun, it was light, it was gay, and it had a bunch of random references to male sexual organs. And that my friends turns me on!" -- Bubba, Slapwick, Ohio. "I was doing a very important research for Harvard Medical School Board of Education, which required doing extensive exploration of various elements and subcultures of the meta-plane also known to the average person as THE INTERNET. So I explored, and explored, till I finally came upon a place known as "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". I looked at it, and said to myself: 'Fuck, Harvard Medical School Board of Education! And fuck their children to! I'm gonna devout my life to wasting O2 chatting to strangers in "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness".' I'm a poor homeless person now, but I don't care." Bill, PhD. "I was successful male-porn star. I mean I mosta fucked over 50000 women and 50 man-women in my career. But the invention of this thing called inter.net by this hack Albert Einstein made me un-employed in most of Western countries. I had to make a choice between going to Bolivia and whore myself to their self-proclaimed dictators slash generals or become a secret assassin for the French government. While I was sitting on the train to Bolivia, I decided to check this inter.net. And the first page I came across was "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". Friend I have seen the light. It doesn't matter that "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness" cost me my reputation and a reserved parking space, all that mattered was that I have the chance to lurk in the "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". And friends... Oaza... what a sexy name!" -- Bruno, licensed sex-practitioner "... i was walking the dark side of dream... my life was the futility of mankind's hopes for tomorrow... my love was dead under the bridge being eaten alive by a carnivorous rabbit with steel fangs... i fell... i was fallen... heroin shooting up my veins in a frenzy of discolored colors mating with teddy-bears of harleys... Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness..." -- Brent, traveler "My mother always told me to be careful of strangers. But truth be told she talked a lot. And smelled of Whiskey, too. So off course I didn't listen to her. The first stranger I met got reaaally lucky if you know what I mean. But, as it turns out, what my mother told me that if strangers unload their devil seed inside my crotch, I'll get real fat, and nine months later receive a little gift in a form of Spawn of Satan. I decided to check the internet 'bout it, went to Google typed crotch+Satan+strangers and came upon this thing called "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". Nothing in that place told me about devils and whores so I just assumed my mom was at her usual... being full of shit. These days I still frequently visit "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness" while my daughter Spawn is growing into a nice slut as my mother would put it." -- Brenda "First thing I noticed was what a catching name this place had: "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". Who is this Nephrite? Is his Schlong *the* Schlong that our Reverend Mother D'Wanna prophesized in her sacred scriptures over 5000 years ago? Was the Legend about to be fulfilled? Will we finally going to experience to bodily pleasures of the Divine Crotch and bare the fruits of Passion? Shall we discover… orgasam. According to the "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness" we will. Me and my Sisters of the Themyscerian Supremacy decided to find out." -- Bibbi. Nova Oaza se *MORA* zvati "Oaza Mira IX: Nephrite's Throbbing Crotch of Destruction & The Mighty Schlong of Friendshipness". Moj život ovisi o tome! by NEPHRITE |
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