J.U.V.: Da, molim?

J.A.: Hello. Is this HaRieT?

J.U.V.: Molim?

J.A.: This is Jennifer Aniston. You might now me from such romantic movies as "I'm In Love" and "Love Cures Everything". Also I'm married to Brad Pitt.

J.U.V.: Molim? Jeli to engleski? Ja ne govorim dobro Engleski. Helou?

J.A.: I'm sure you remember me. I was also Rachel of super-duper TV show Friends.

J.U.V.: Helou?

J.A.: By the end of the run, I received over 1 MILLION $ per episode. Yes. I Was That Good.

J.U.V.: Helou? Iz der enibadi aut der?

J.A.: Remember that 3-part episode in the hospital? That was hilarious. I think that was some of my best acting... ever. Also the "taped laughter guy" did a good job.

J.U.V.: Du ju spik ingliš?

J.A.: Ahhh, I had good time on the set. Except with David. He always looked at my boobs. I told Brad about that, but he said he can't do anything about it, 'cause its not a movie, and he can't beat people in *REAL LIFE*.

J.U.V.: Helou?

J.A.: Sometimes Brad can be such a sissy. I mean, you saw his hair. I swear I'll do something about it one of these days.

J.U.V.: Hau du ju du?

J.A.: Well the reason, I was calling you, is that I wanted to catch up on you, and talk 'bout the old days. Days before I became a multi-billionaire. Also, I wanted you to know about the new series of make-up kits, with my name, and the new CD collection "JENNIFER ANISTON SINGS CHRISTMAS SONGS" Bye, bye.

J.U.V.: Helou? (klik) Hmmm. (bira broj) Halo? Ovdje Ulaga. Dajte mi Serijski Program... Ej upravo sam se sjetila one serije "Prijatelji"... ne znam zašto. Ajd otkupi sve epizode i počni ih prikazivat negdje u vrijeme kada ja dođem doma... Da... oko sedam navečer... Simpsoni... nikad čula.