Jazzie

1. da mogu piškiti stojećki
2. da se ne moram depilirati (nigdje...)
3. da mogu preskočiti "one dane u mjesecu" baš svaki mjesec
4. da ne moram roditi
5. da se mogu zaštititi jednom običnom "gumicom", a ne cijelom tablom tableta koje uvijek zaboravim popiti
6. da mogu popiti 3 pive, a da nitko ne prokomentira "kako se glupača napila"
7. da kad promijenim 3 komada u jednom mjesecu nitko ne kaže "kurva", nego "frajer"
8. da kada se ne uspijem sparkirati bočno iz prve, ljudi ne komentiraju "baba za volanom"
9. da ne moram kuhati (ne moram ni sada, ali to je kao ženski posao)
10. da mogu čitati ovaj popis i misliti si kako su neki ljudi isfrustrirani, a ne mantrati "da, da, tako je"

1. so that I can piss standing
2. not to have to depilate (anywhere...)
3. so that I can skip "those days" during the month
4. not to have to have a baby
5. so that I can protect with only one kondom, and not with the whole bunch of pils that I always forget to drink
6. so that I can drink 3 beers, and nobody says "look the stupid, how she got drunk"
7. when I change 3 guys in one month nobody says "bitch", but "stud"
8. when I cannot side park my car from the first try, nobody says "lady behind the wheele"
9. not to have to cook (I don't have to do it now, but it's a girl job)
10. so that I can read this list and think how some poeople have issues, and not to say "yes, yes, that's true"