Oi ljudi!!! Neću vas sad puno pilat jer je počelo lito i bla bla...nikome se ne da stat za kompićen i čitat postove o 3 kilometra...
Malo o tome šta se događa u mom životu: upala san u srednju koju san tila tj. umjetničku (bila 11. od njih 57 koliko ih je upalo...ouhyeah!!! i am soooo hepi)...ljubavni život...hmm... never been better...psihičko stanje i dalje nikakvo kakvo je i oduvik bilo.
Odlučila san van u ovon postu objavit viceve o muškarcima...virujte mi...ima pre dobrih. Bez uvrede ikome...ali san baš bila in the mood za zajebanciju...lol. Guštajte!!! =)
Zašto su muškarci kao dupini?
Zato što se priča da su inteligentni, ali to još uvijek nitko nije dokazao.
Zašto su muškarci kao mikrovalna pećnica?
Zagriju se za 15 sekundi.
Zašto su muškarci kao spermatozoidi?
Jer je samo jedan od milijun od neke koristi.
Muškarac je kao videorekorder: naprijed, nazad, naprijed, nazad......eject!
Muškarac je najpametniji za vrijeme seksa, jer je direktno spojen na izvor inteligencije!
Zašto muškarci nemaju krizu srednjih godina?
Zaglave u adolescenciji.
Što je Bog rekao nakon što je stvorio čovjeka?
Mogu ja i bolje...
Što je muškarčeva definicija romantične večeri?
Seks.
Zašto samo 10% muškaraca odlaze u raj?
Ako bi odlazilo više, to bi postao pakao.
Što je za muškarca "prava ljubav"?
Erekcija.
Koja žena svake noći zna gdje joj je muž?
Udovica.
Ako bi muškarci imali menstruaciju, hvalisali bi se oko veličine tampona.
eto...to bi bilo to za ovaj put...
veliki poljubac mom Luki...=)
until next time...yours stupidly...Idiotondaloose. : )
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Ne volin: određene osobe, dosadu, bilo koji oblik diskriminacije itd.
Mrzin: cajke i sve vezano za njih...
Ako vas jos sta zanima...pitajte...dakle, ostavljajte komentare i guštajte judi moji...pozz svima koje znan i koje ne znan!!! =)
Alja brale ne moš virovat...ovo je pre bazovito!!!
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Fanfiction.net (amaterske price bazirane na filmove, stripove....)
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You tube
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Bored.com (kad ti je dosadno, OBAVEZNO posjeti ovu stranicu)
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Get your vampire name...
Prijatelji životinja...
Idioglossia (moj rođak koji se bavi fotografijon...posjetite!!!)
Morrigan designs
Louis Royo gallery (crteži...PRE DOBRI!!!)
Louis Royo gallery 2
Enchanted art (jos jedna galerija)
Dragon rouge-kult...ima zanimljivih stvari
Dark poetry-poezija (svi moguci amaterski pisci)
Djela Edgar Allan Poea
Devian art
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EDGAR ALLAN POE-A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream. -
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
EDGAR ALLAN POE-SERENADE
So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown,
The wearied light is dying down,
And earth, and stars, and sea, and sky
Are redolent of sleep, as I
Am redolent of thee and thine
Enthralling love, my Adeline.
But list, O list,- so soft and low
Thy lover's voice tonight shall flow,
That, scarce awake, thy soul shall deem
My words the music of a dream.
Thus, while no single sound too rude
Upon thy slumber shall intrude,
Our thoughts, our souls- O God above!
In every deed shall mingle, love.
An Ode to Night
An ode to night is an ode to darkest sky
I live for thee I cry in your arms of black
I live for thee to see you come again
I look for thee to save me here and now
I look for thee to horizon's edge I stare
I pray for thee as the hours tick away
I pray for thee to end my despair inside
I wish for thee for your sky of black unfurled
I wish for thee but for now you are gone
I live I look I pray and I wish for you dear night
but minutes pass like hours, now and every day
(c) Raven - http://www.ravensrants.com