Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!!!

Kako ste mi ljudovi!!!?
Meni zivot ok...i dalje san hepi...ka sta vidite...
E ovako...u staron san postu napisala popis glupih stvari koje mozete radit u avionu...e sad evo van popis glupih stvari koje mozete radit u liftu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1.Otvori svoju torbu i reci: "Jel imas dovoljno zraka tu unutra?"
2.Stani u kut lifta, ne pomici se i ne govori a nemooj se skinit sa lifta.
3.Pozdravi svih veselo i reci im da te zovu "Kapetane"
4.Pokoji put zamjaukni
5.Bulji u nekoga konstantno i onda izjavi glason punim strave: "Ti si jedan od NJIH" i onda se pomalo i uplaseno odmakni
6.Reci DING na svaki put kad se vrata otvore
7.Pogledaj u botune (gumbove) u liftu i reci: "Bas se mislim zasto ovo sluzi?" i počni ih pritiskat.
8.Imitiraj zvukove bombe svaki put kad neko pritisne botun...
9.Bulji u nekoga i smiji se (smjesak treba biti debilan) pa reci: "Nosim nove čarape (bičve)"
10.Pokusaj zvat nekoga sa telefona za hitne pozive
11.Nacrtaj crtu na podu kredom i reci nekome u liftu: "Ovo je moj dio lifta"
12.Kad je jos samo jedna osoba u liftu osim tebe...potapkaj je po ramenu pa glumi da to nisi bia ti...
13.Pritišci sve botune i naprvai šokiran izraz lica pa nastavi...
14.Inzistiraj da pritisces botune za druge ljude pa onda pritisci krive botune
15.Drzi vrata otvorena i govori drugima da cekas prijatelja...nakon nekog vrimena, reci: "Ciao Đuro (ne mora baš bit to ime...), kako ti je bilo na poslu?"
16.Ispusti olovku i čekaj da to neko digne umisto tebe pa vikni: "Ej!! To je moje!!!"
17.Ponesi kameru i slikaj svih u liftu
18.Vikni "Group hug" i onda svih zagrli.

Nadan se da van se svidia ovaj post...for now...yours stupidly...FRANK SINATRA....ajme ne...kriva osoba...IDIOTONDALOOSE...:D

28.12.2006. u 19:31
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Pokoji stih:

EDGAR ALLAN POE-A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream. -
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?


EDGAR ALLAN POE-SERENADE

So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown,
The wearied light is dying down,
And earth, and stars, and sea, and sky
Are redolent of sleep, as I
Am redolent of thee and thine
Enthralling love, my Adeline.
But list, O list,- so soft and low
Thy lover's voice tonight shall flow,
That, scarce awake, thy soul shall deem
My words the music of a dream.
Thus, while no single sound too rude
Upon thy slumber shall intrude,
Our thoughts, our souls- O God above!
In every deed shall mingle, love.


An Ode to Night

An ode to night is an ode to darkest sky
I live for thee I cry in your arms of black
I live for thee to see you come again
I look for thee to save me here and now
I look for thee to horizon's edge I stare
I pray for thee as the hours tick away
I pray for thee to end my despair inside
I wish for thee for your sky of black unfurled
I wish for thee but for now you are gone
I live I look I pray and I wish for you dear night
but minutes pass like hours, now and every day
(c) Raven - http://www.ravensrants.com