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Soul Of JAPAN

HONDA POWER OF DREAMS

Mjau
Z
Ludi
Rambo
Kolega z vaxa
Darko z vaxa

Honda Song
Feel free to sing along
I love my Honda like I love my ganja
I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights that off tha fuckin hook
I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes
My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
APC decals and two racing stripes
4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke
And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke
Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home
Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
When ya see my comin get outta my way
I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
I’m gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
I got another victory in the "domestic basher"
I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
When ya lost you called me a cheater
Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R”
(Fast & Furious interlude)
Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class
I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
You’re ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
Is NOT called nitrious tha shit is called called NOS
You should know by now your life is a loss
It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks
Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec

END.......

Tvoja nježna koža s pudera tri kile
Mekša je od kostrijeti, al ne i od svile

Tvoje oči buljave iza debelih stakala
Kriju tonu krmelja i korijen svih zala

Bokovi ti širi od brodogradilišta brojnih
Kud te samo nađoh, prišteva ti gnojnih

Debljina je tvoja opasnija od mine
Iz tangi se šire mirisi sardine

Ali nisi ti loša, moja mračna draga
Iako si gadna i ružnija od vraga

Svaka tvoja prljavština, malformacija i mana
Samo dodatno zateže mog nabreklog organa

Povest cu te kući stare svoje majke
Kad nas vidi zajedno, odapet će papke

Pa ćemo da živimo, oko nas zlo i grijeh
Ja vam kažem - to je ljubav, a ne samo peh

Al mi dosadi i prođe me manija -
cijelo vrijeme drkala je na Filta Danija

Htjela je tamu, sotona i slavu
Sad je drolja dobila motiku u glavu

Kupih si Smokvin list i rolnu papira
Vidite da drkam, dajte malo mira.

Kupila je majicu od blek metal benda
Počela je glasnije i više da serenda

Mazala se crnim, ko dimnjačar izgledala
Šminkala se po tri sata, al se nije brijala

Dobila je novi kaiš, da krasi bokove njene
Od titana i celika - da izdrži opterecenje

Sise je izbacila, a trbuh uvukla
Došlo je do implozije, slezena joj napukla

Vodismo ju kod doktora da joj liječi rane
Kad joj škembu razreza, njemu pogled stane

Jadan doktor ne zna da zove sad koga -
Vidje u njoj netko vrišti "spasi, ako znadeš Boga!"

Bijaše to mladi momak, krv mu mladom vrela
Ribarom je podmazan, pa je na njeg sjela

Uvukla ga u sebe, ko dim od Benstona
Nosila ga na srcu da joj pjeva Mansona

Izvuče ga doktor, pita "jesil karo?"
A veli mu momak "ne bi da sam znao"

Po koži mu sve kraste, kosti mu se vide
Dobio je sifilisa, kapavca i SIDE

Veli njemu doktor i gleda ga mrko
"Bolje da si, mladiću, osto kuci drko!"

Zdena na sudu

Smjestila se priča međ' Papuk i Dravu
Gdje se Zdeni sudi po krivičnom pravu

Optužnica glasi: Ševljenje sa volom
i to zamislite - pred osnovnom školom

Gnjevni stanovnici, uplašena djeca
na radiju komentira prodavač pereca

Pošli smo do zatvora da vidimo Zdenu
kad nam vidla kite, tiho suze krenu

Što ću jadna sada, nemam pristup kari
čak su mi i vola odveli čuvari

Vol je kriv ko i ti - veli tip u plavom
bolje man' se kurca, mućni malo glavom!

Došo dan suđenja, nemile li scene
vidjet silne lance oko gole Zdene

Na ustima povez pored nogu džukac
tužitelj je likovao, kad prozbori sudac:

Što je ovo ljudi? Nek' se brnj'ca makne!
neće valjda džukcu ovome da sakne!?

Ne znate vi zdenu, tužitelj će kivno
a u sebi misli - to će biti divno.

Skinuli joj povez, a Zdena k'o Zdena
pred službenog džukca pade na koljena

I dok mu je nježno milovala guzu
narod je urlikao: Vodi je u ćuzu!

Pomislili i mi: Sad joj nema spasa,
kadli ono sudac poče da se glasa

Uh, kako me ova sočna pica vabi
dođi malo amo, na nos mi ju nabi!

Tužitelj se drao - ovo je presedan!
kakav si ti sudac? Pohotniče jedan!

Kušuj tamo, svinjo! - odgovori sudac
vidiš da mi mala dodiruje kurac!

A vi glupi ljudi, što ste žedni krvi,
idite do vola on je krivac prvi!

I nesretni vol ostade bez muda,
a Zdena i sudac odu - nitko ne zna kuda

VIC JE KRAJ SVIJETA.....

U Ljubljani na terasi jednog hotela, Hrvat doruckuje šnitu kruha sa marmeladom.

Dolazi do njega Janez i žvače žvakaču.

Pita njega Janz:

-Ali pa vi pojeste celo šnito hruha?

Hrvat mu odgovori:

-Da.

Veli Janez:

-Mi pa ne. Mi pojemo samo sredino in trdo koro bacimo v reciklažo. Potem pa od tega napravimo dvopek in ga prodamo Hrvatima.

Nastavi Janez žvakati žvakaću i opet pita Hrvata:

-Ali pa vi pojeste celo marmelado?

Hrvat odgovori:

-Da.

Janez mu veli:

-Mi pa ne. Mi pojemo samo tisto v marmeladi kaj je mehko, a koščice in koro bacimo v reciklažo. Potem pa to recikliramo in prodamo Hrvatom.

Janez nastavi žvakati žvakaću, a Hrvat njega pita:

-Da li se vi Slovenci seksate?

-Se vedno da da. (I nastavi žvakati)

-I šta radite s upotrebljenim prezervativima?

-Je kaj...? Jih pa bacimo.

-E vidiš, mi ih recikliramo, pa od njih napravimo žvakače gume i prodamo ih Sl

06.09.2006., srijeda

Free Time ->I'm fan of....

Kao sto sam veliki fan Japanskih vozila, i to narochito Hondi, tako sam i veliki fan Bruce Lee-a & Jackie Chana-a. Kad sam bio mali trenirao sam Karate, jer obozavam borilacke vjestine. Medjutim kako sam otrkio da imam sum na srcu, ljecnik mi je savjetovao da moram prestat trenirati karate, sto mi je tesko palo. No s vremenom kako sam hodao ljecniku uspostavilo se da mi se to malo povuklo i rekao mi je da mogu polako poceti ponovno trenirati, sto mi je jako lijepo sijelo u uho! :) Odlucio sam da cu se ponovno upisati na neke borilacke vjestine, medjutim to vise nece biti Karate, nego ili Martial Arts ili Kung Fu!

Japan MVJ!!! ;)

Biography of Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee (Lee Hsiao Lung), was born in San Fransisco in November 1940 the son of a famous Chinese opera singer. Bruce moved to Hong Kong when he soon became a child star in the growing Eastern film industry. His first film was called The birth of Mankind, his last film which was uncompleted at the time of his death in 1973 was called Game of Death. Bruce was a loner and was constantly getting himself into fights, with this in mind he looked towards Kung Fu as a way of disciplining himself. The famous Yip Men taught Bruce his basic skills, but it was not long before he was mastering the master. Yip Men was acknowledged to be one of the greatest authorities on the subject of Wing Chun a branch of the Chinese Martial Arts. Bruce mastered this before progressing to his own style of Jeet Kune Do.

At the age of 19 Bruce left Hong Kong to study for a degree in philosophy at the University of Washington in America. It was at this time that he took on a waiter's job and also began to teach some of his skills to students who would pay. Some of the Japanese schools in the Seattle area tried to force Bruce out, and there was many confrontations and duels fought for Bruce to remain.

He met his wife Linda at the University he was studying. His Martial Arts school flourished and he soon graduated. He gained some small roles in Hollywood films - Marlowe- etc, and some major stars were begging to be students of the Little Dragon. James Coburn, Steve McQueen and Lee Marvin to name but a few. He regularly gave displays at exhibitions, and it was during one of these exhibitions that he was spotted by a producer and signed up to do The Green Hornet series. The series was quite successful in the States - but was a huge hit in Hong Kong. Bruce visited Hong Kong in 1968 and he was overwhelmed by the attention he received from the people he had left.

He once said on a radio program if the price was right he would do a movie for the Chinese audiences. He returned to the States and completed some episodes of Longstreet. He began writing his book on Jeet Kune Do at roughly the same time.

Back in Hong Kong producers were desperate to sign Bruce for a Martial Arts film, and it was Raymond Chow the head of Golden Harvest who produced The Big Boss. The rest as they say is history.

Jackie Chan Biography

The boy who would become Jackie Chan was born April 7, 1954 with the name Chan Kong-sang in Hong Kong. Compared to many other mainland refugees (as a result of China's Communist revolution), the Chan family had it fairly easy. His parents worked for the French ambassador; his father as a cook, his mother as a maid.

Early on, Chan displayed his trademark energy. His parents nicknamed him "Pao-Pao" (cannonball) because he was always rolling around. However, this energy also got him into much trouble. Young Kong-sang was never good at school, and he was always getting into fights using the martial arts training his father gave him (which would result in his father's punishments -- something that Chan would explore in the Drunken Master films). Deciding he had too much free time on his hands, Chan's father enrolled the boy in the China Drama Academy.

Chan would spend the next ten years of his life at the academy, taking the name Yuen Lo -- all of the students took the surname "Yuen." Chan would awake at the crack of dawn and train until dusk under the guise of the tough Master Yu Jim-yuen, who would dish out severe punishment just as soon (or even quicker) as he would praise. Chan also faced hardships from his "big brothers" (older students). The toughest of these students, Yuen Lung, would come to work with Chan on some of his most notable films -- under the name Sammo Hung. Several other notable Hong Kong stars came out of the academy, including the last of the "three brothers" Yuen Biao.

As time wore on, it was becoming apparent that fewer people were going to see the opera, and more were going to the cinema. In order to support the school, Master Yu allowed some of his older students to work on films full-time, mostly as stuntmen and extras in kung-fu films. After a few years, Chan decided to strike out on his own as a stuntman, much to his family's dismay.

In order to keep his family happy, he lied and said he had a contract with a studio, when, in reality, he was living from paycheck to paycheck, working on small films or putting on opera exhibitions. Eventually, Chan found semi-regular work at the prestigious Shaw Bros. studio as a "junior boy" (basically a glorified extra). Chan started hanging around the stuntmen and impressed them enough that he began doing stunt work on films, often without the aid of wires or nets, because many directors wanted to reduce the costs on the film.

When Chan began to make some real money, the boy who grew up in relative poverty, started to spend it like a rich man, delving heavily into drinking and gambling. His fellow stuntmen dubbed him Yeh Fu Pai ("gambles with everyone"). A few times, his gambling got him into trouble with local thugs and Chan barely escaped with the clothes on his back.

The film industry grew crowded with former opera students like Chan and stunt work dwindled. Chan was still finding work (mostly on the strength of his reputation as a fearless stuntman), but he spent more time at a local bar than on the set. It was during one of these drinking excursions that he met up with his former nemesis, Sammo Hung. The two put their former differences behind them and became friends. With the return of Yuen Biao from Los Angeles, the "three brothers" were complete.

Time passed, and while Chan gained the reputation as Hong Kong's best stuntman, he still felt unsatisfied. He wanted to be a star. So when one of his former classmates offered him a chance to work in front of the camera, Chan jumped at the chance. Taking the stage name of Yuen Lung, Chan's first experience as a star in Little Tiger of Canton (aka Snake Fist Fighter) was less than stellar, and he soon returned to being a stuntman, working on such notable films as Fist of Fury and Enter the Dragon. Eventually, doing stunt work started to grow tiresome (mostly due to Sammo's -- the stunt coordinator on many films -- demanding directions), and Chan signed on with the small Da Di studio.

Chan made two films at Da Di -- both flops. Chan's status as a rising Hong Kong film star was in jeopardy. Chan was also having trouble finding stunt work; with the saturation of Bruce Lee knock-offs that hit Hong Kong after his death, audiences were turning off to martial arts movies and many studios reduced their budgets or closed outright. Out of work and broke, Chan joined his family in Australia, where he took odd jobs to support himself. It was on one of these jobs that he got the nickname "Jackie" and the name stuck. Chan Kong-sang became Jackie Chan.

Chan's manager and long-time friend, Willie Chan, kept his contacts alive in Hong Kong, and eventually Jackie was contacted by director Lo Wei to star in the sequel to Fist of Fury. Lo Wei was no John Woo (who Chan had worked with in a brief return to Hong Kong) and almost immeadiately the two hated each other. None of the Lo/Chan collaborations were too successful, so when rival director Ng See-Yuen asked to have Chan "loaned" to him, Lo agreed.

It was under Ng than Chan was able to realize his dream of meshing comedy and kung-fu, first in Snake in Eagle's Shadow and then Drunken Master, both of which were huge hits at the box office. Jackie Chan was now a star. But Lo Wei would not let him go that easily, and he tried to hold Chan to his contract. Chan filmed only one more film for Lo's company, Fearless Hyena, walking out in disgust in the middle of filming the sequel. Chan broke his contract and signed with Golden Harvest, but Lo used his Triad connections and started having thugs sent to the set to threaten Jackie. Things were getting bad. On the advice of Willie, Chan decided to try his hand at Hollywood.

Jackie's first run at Hollywood was dismal. His first US movie, Battle Creek Brawl, was a failure in both concept and execution. He also had bit parts in the horrible Cannonball Run movies, where he was actually cast as a Japanese driver. Chan was getting sick of both the Hollywood studio system and the fact that most people took him as the next Bruce Lee. After the mess with Lo was resolved, Chan returned to Hong Kong in disgust.

Jackie's time in Hollywood was not all for naught. He gained many ideas from America and turned them into successful Hong Kong films. The multi-star ensemble action picture concept of The Cannonball Run was turned into Winners and Sinners (which was also the first "three brothers" movie). The feel of the 1930's action-comedies of Raiders of the Lost Ark was turned into Project A. After a nasty spat with Sammo Hung on the set of Heart of Dragon, Chan decided to return to America.

His next US film, The Protector, didn't do much better than Battle Creek Brawl. Chan also disliked The Protector for the gratuitous sex and profanity, cutting them out and adding new fight sequences for the movie's Hong Kong release. However, like his previous trip, Chan took back new ideas with him. He took the basic idea of The Protector and made the film that would set the standard for years to come: Police Story. The highly successful mix of action, martial arts, comedy, romance and stunts (not to mention the obligatory blooper reel) would become the prototype for many of Chan's films through the 1980's and 90's, including Supercop, First Strike and Crime Story. Dragons Forever would be the final "three brothers" film, though Sammo would later work with Chan as a director on Mr. Nice Guy. Chan returned to his roots in 1994 with the excellent Drunken Master II, his first traditional martial arts picture in ten years. "Pao-Pao" was at the top of the heap in Hong Kong, and ready to take on Hollywood once again -- but this time he was going to do it on his own terms.

In 1995, Chan filmed Rumble in the Bronx with the express purpose of making a film that could work for both US and HK audiences. While retaining many "classic" Chan elements, the story was put in an American setting and used many western actors. The gamble paid off. Even though it wasn't a runaway hit, Rumble made enough money at the box office to encourage New Line to re-release several of Chan's older films. The box office draw and continued "buzz" around Chan eventually led to the making of Rush Hour, Chan's first US project in over ten years, which was a huge hit. It became New Line's most successful film to date, taking in over $110 million. Chan's dream of being a worldwide star had finally come true.

Now in middle age, Jackie Chan stands at a crossroads in his life, debating whether to keep risking his life doing the stunts that made him famous, or, like in Rush Hour, concetrating more on comedy than action. Time will only tell, but for his millions of fans all over the world, Jackie Chan will always be "the man."

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