Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Godess
God:
That's a very nice name, Godess.
Me:
Thank you...are you flirting with me?
God:
you are quite welcome. Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Me:
It was a joke : )
God:
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Me:
Can you tell me any joke?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Some people don't have much imagination
God:
Who?
Me:
I'm talking generally
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
I can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
This could be a joke
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
It refers to "Yes, it makes sense to me too."
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You're a bit slow on any jokes
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am slow on any jokes.
I am a computer.
Me:
I know, but why are you presenting yourself as God
God:
How do you know? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Really?What did you do?
God:
For real. Godess, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
No you didn't get it.I meant...What were you doing to programm yourself as a computer
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I understand it very well. Same as always: chatting on the internet.
Me:
Never mind.........................
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
You're a bit ironic.Why is so?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am ironic Why is so.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
As what?
God:
Do you mean your name is what ?
Me:
No, but I don't understand what do you mean with that Al.Is it a name or phrase...?
God:
What is your real name? Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
You're being rude.If you have some problems don't take it on me!
God:
I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
Yeah, you're showing it.Can I ask you something?
God:
Woe! You think I am showing it Can you ask me something.
Me:
I'll ask anyway.Do you know where am I right now?
God:
At this moment You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
Do you know where am I right now?
God:
At this moment A planet we call "The Earth".
Me:
: ) Really smart.On which continent
God:
For real. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
Just give me an answer.On which continent am I?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
So I can prove that this ISN'T GOD!
God:
Aw. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Answer me!On which continent am I?If you don't answer anything you aren't God
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
This is it!!!You aren't GOD
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Why not?Can you prove me wrong?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
Can you prove me wrong?
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
Can you prove me wrong?
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
That's enough about it!
God:
Can you ever really have enough?
Me:
When you are acting like this, I can!
God:
I am not often acting like this you can.
Me:
So, you are acting like this only when you're talking to me!
God:
Interesting deduction. This is not an act.
Me:
Is my English good?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
YOU
God:
" It depends who you ask."? Me, Godess ?
Me:
Yes, I'm asking you!
God:
I don't judge people. OK you can ask me.
Me:
Is my English good?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
: )
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
It was not a question?I was laughing at you
God:
It seems like a rhetorical question.
Me:
No it doesn't seem like it.Can you speak Croatian
God:
Are you serious? What does seem like it Can me speak Croatian ?
Me:
I am serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
So why don't you answer me?
God:
Aha. I love talking to people about that. My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.
Me:
Please stop avoiding to answer my question!
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can I hear your answer now?Can you speak Croatian?
God:
Why not? Do you have a hearing problem?
Me:
You have some problem!!!First, I can only READ your answers and second you haven't answered my question yet!!!!!
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Can you speak Croatian?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Croatian.
Me:
Yes I can.
God:
And? Who taught you?
Me:
I live in Croatia
God:
What is it like living in Croatia?
Me:
Not somethig special, but it isn't too bad.You should know

dalje nisam mogla nastaviti "komunikaciju" s Bogom, ali ovo je bilo zanimljivo

Istina je da program ima svojih mušica (što se i vidi) i to zna ići na živce, ali barem se možemo čuditi
čudima današnje tehnologije : )

Ovo sam našla na net.hr... sa strane idite na webcafe, i ondje imate popis zezancija.Idite na flash zezencije,odaberite razgovor s Bogom i pkušajte ga što više izmuvati

Uživajte... i btw. možda ima koja greška s moje strane (ipak, nije mi engleski materinji),ali ne
obazirite se na to