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Ime:Laura
God:13
Volim:frendove,coca-colu,zabavu,
smijeh,puno komentara na blogu
U ovom blogu čitat ćete o svemu i svačemu
Zašto srbi ne mogu igrati šah?
-"Kralj i kraljica u Londonu."
-"Topovi na kosovu."
-"Konji u Haagu."
-"A Šahovnica u Hrvatskoj!"
Pred vjenčanje:
On:"Yes!To!Napokon sam dočekao!
Ona:"Hoćeš da idem?"
On:"Ne,niti pomislio nisam na to!"
Ona:"Da li me voliš?"
On:"Naravno!"
Ona:"Jesi li me kad prevario?"
On:"Ne!Zašto ikako pitaš?"
Ona:"Da li me želiš poljubiti?"
On:"Još kako!"
Ona:"Da li me želiš udariti?!
On:"Nema šanse!Nisam takav čovijek!"
Ona:"Mogu li ti vjerovati?"
PRIJE VJENČANJA OBAVEZNO PROČITATI
OVAJ TEKST OD DOLE PREMA GORE!!!
-Što znači windows NT?
-Nice Try
-Kako inžinjer elektroničke priča viceve?
-100110001110001110001000011
-Obraća se informatičar svome sinu:
-"Kako se glasa pas?"
-"Vau,vau!"
-"Bravo,a maca?"
-"Mjau,mjau!"
-"A,miš?"
-"Klik,klik!"
-Kako kompjuteraš popravlja auto?
-Izađe iz njega pa opet uđe!
Upita Mujo Fatu:
-"Fato jesi li slobodna slijedeći ples?"
-"Jesam!"
-"Super!Možeš li mi pridržati pivu?"
Došao Mujo u upravu za zapošljavanje i na porti ga tip pita:
-"Ime i prezime"
-"Mujo Mujić
-"Kada ste rođeni?"
-"23.6.1965."
-"Jeste li oženjeni?"
-"Da,za ženu"
-"Pa znam da ste za ženu,jeste li vidili ikog da je oženjen
za muškarca?!"
-"Da!Svoju sestru!!!"
Razvode se djed i baka u stotoj godini života.Sudac i čudno
promatra pa kaže:
-"Dobro,nema problema ali što ste do sada čekali?"
-"Čekali da nam djeca pomru da se ne sekiraju!"
Kad telefon zazvoni, ti ćeš reći molim, a od mene češ čuti PA LJUBAVI JA TE VOLIM!!!!
Kada sam u kjevetu,
sjetim se tebe,
pa umjesto tebe
zagujim sebe
pa od tuge i tejeta
padnem s kjeveta
kad misjim da te jubim...
uh, tada se pjobudim.....
Ružo moja,
smirila si nemire
u meni.
Kraj mene si
procvjetala,
kraj mene
uveni.
-SVATKO-
Svatko nešto ima,
Nešto što drugi nema,
Svatko želi ono što nema,
Nešto što drugi ima.
Blago budalama,
njima je lako
jer ne misle tako.
Kad ideš cestom,
pogledaj nebo plavo
sjeti se mene
a sad CIAO.
Par lijepih riječi
*Vidjela sam čovjeka bez osmijeha pa sam mu poklonila jedan
*Neki ljudi se šeću po kiši, drugi se samo smoče
*Život se ne mjeri brojem udisaja koje napravimo, nego trenucima koji nam oduzmu dah
*Vjerovanje vidi nevidljivo, osjeća nedodirljivo i postiže nemoguće
*Ljubaznost je jezik kojeg jednostavno čuju gluhi i čitaju slijepi
*Najljepši dio ljepote je onaj kojeg slika ne može prikazati
*Budućnost pripada onima koji vjeruju u ljepotu svojih snova
*Tajna sreće je sloboda, a tajna slobode hrabrost
*Ukoliko si nešto možeš vizualizirati, lako to i dostigneš. Ako o tome lako sanjaš, jednostavno to i postaneš
Prijateljsku ruku pruži svima, ali srce samo iskrenima.
Kad te život zamori i srce zaboli, sjeti se da te netko još uvijek voli.
Kada te bujica odnese nekud daleko, sjeti se dvije riječi "NEKAD I NETKO".
-DJETINJSTVO-
Možda ti život bude tužan, možda ćeš da dugo patiš, tada ćeš prvi put zaželjeti sretno DJETINJSTVO da vratiš.
Slušaj savjet roditelja,
pa ćeš sretan biti,
u životu nikad nečeš
gorke suze liti.
Put do ljubavi
je posut
sa mnogo trnja.
Prva ljubav kao
prvi zubi,
ispadnu ti
ali ti dojdu drugi.
U noći dubokoj
kad srce strijepi
sjeti se mene
Anđele lijepi.
Can't stop - Marron 5
All alone in my room thinking of you at a rate that's truly alarming
I keep looping my memories of you in my head
I pretend that you want me
And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities
And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me
And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You never call, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about your love
Ohh yeah
Can't believe, I could think that she would just follow me everywhere I go
I just wrestle with you in my dreams and wake up making love to a pillow
And I fall asleep and dream of alternate realities
And I put myself at ease by pretending that she still loves me
And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You never call, what do I do?
And I can't stop and I can't stop
What I would give to have you look in my direction
And I'd give my life to somehow attract your attention
And I touch myself like it's somebody else
Thoughts of you are tattooed, on my mind, let me show you
And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You never call, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
And I can't stop thinking about you
You never call, what do I do?
And I can't stop thinking about you
Slušaj savjet roditelja,
pa ćeš sretan biti,
u životu nikad nečeš
gorke suze liti.
Put do ljubavi
je posut
sa mnogo trnja.
Prva ljubav kao
prvi zubi,
ispadnu ti
ali ti dojdu drugi.
U noći dubokoj
kad srce strijepi
sjeti se mene
Anđele lijepi.
Primjetila je da plače. Tihe suze- skupljale su se u kutovima njezinih očiju. U sebi je osječala prazninu. Tuga je nestala, a zamijenio ju je hladan, tup osječaj ništavila....
Znali su se 6 mjeseci prije nego sto su prohodali.
Posvadjali su se i
poslije te svadje zblizili se jos vise.
Jednog dana mu je rekla da je
bolesna i kako ima bolest srca.
U trenutku ju je
zagrlio i poceo plakati.
Ubrzo kad je
trebala ici na operaciju,na aerodromu
kad je trebala uci u avion,nije joj rekao ni bok.
Kad je dosla oporavljena sa operacije,nije ga ni vidjela.
Pitala je mamu gdje je on.
Mama ju je cudno pogledala i upitala
"Zar ne znaš tko ti je srce dao?"
HERE COMES THE SUN-The Beatles
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right
Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it seems so long since it's been here
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun, I say
It's all right
Little darling, I see those smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems so long since it's been here
Here comes the sun little darling
Oh, here comes the sun, I say
It's all right
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Little darling, It seems the ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems so long since it's been clear
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun, little darling
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right
Here comes the sun, little darling
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's all right
It's all right
Where the wild roses grow
They call me The Wild Rose
But my name was Elisa Day
Why they call me it I do not know
For my name was Elisa Day
From the first day I saw her I knew she was the one
As she stared in my eyes and smiled
For her lips were the colour of the roses
They grew down the river, all bloody and wild
When he knocked on my door and entered the room
My trembling subsided in his sure embrace
He would be my first man, and with a careful hand
He wiped the tears that ran down my face
CHORUS
On the second day I brought her a flower
She was more beautiful than any woman I'd seen
I said, 'Do you know where the wild roses grow
So sweet and scarlet and free?'
On the second day he came with a single rose
Said: 'Will you give me your loss and your sorrow?'
I nodded my head, as I layed on the bed
He said, 'If I show you the roses will you follow?'
CHORUS
On the third day he took me to the river
He showed me the roses and we kissed
And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
As he stood smiling above me with a rock in his fist
On the last day I took her where the wild roses grow
And she lay on the bank, the wind light as a thief
As I kissed her goodbye, I said, 'All beauty must die'
And lent down and planted a rose between her teeth
FILM- VALOVI
Sezdeset osme pobjegoh od kuce,
Bila je jesen i bilo je vruce.
Nisam bio zreo ni za brijanje,
Stari rece: Hajde na sisanje!
Sezdeset osme pobjegoh od kuce,
Bila je jesen i bilo je vruce.
Sezdeset osme pobjegoh od kuce,
Govorim stvari od juce.
Deset godina kasnije,
Sve mi je bilo jasnije,
Kosu dugu pola metra,
Skratio sam na dva centimetra.
Stari rece: Hvala ti Boze!
Ukrao sam mu jaknu od koze,
Nakon samo 52 tjedna,
Dosla je sedamdeset sedma.
Sve nas nosi isti val,
Nasa su vesla gitare,
Imamo neke nove snove
I pjesme stare.
Deset godina sam proveo u dimu,
Nove odluke su donjeli u SIV-u,
Dolazi netko, ja neznam tko,
Ali jako, jako osjecam to.
Osamdeset sedma mi se smije,
Sve sam ovo vidio prije.
JEM-THEY
And who are they
And where are they
And how can they
know all this
And I'm sorry so sorry
I'm sorry we do this
Who made up all the rules
We follow them like fools
Believe them to be true
Don't care to think them through
And I'm sorry so sorry
I'm sorry it's like this
I'm sorry so sorry
I'm sorry we do this
And it's ironic too
Coz what we tend to do
Is act on what they say
And then it is that way
And I'm sorry so sorry
I'm sorry it's like this
I'm sorry so sorry
I'm sorry we do this
Who are they
And where are they
And how can they possibly
know all this
Who are they
And where are they
And how can they possibly
know all this
Do you see what I see
Why do we live like this
Is it because it's true
that ignorance is bliss
Who are they
And where are they
And how do they
know all this
And I'm sorry so sorry
I'm sorry it's like this
Do you see what I see
Why do we live like this
Is it because it's true
that ignorance is bliss
OneRepublic- come home
Hello world
Hope you're listening
Forgive me if I'm young
For speaking out of turn
There's someone I've been missing
I think that they could be
The better half of me
They're in their own place trying to make it right
But I'm tired of justifying
So i say you'll..
[Chorus]
Come home
Come home
Cause I've been waiting for you
For so long
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I've ever known
So come home
Oooh
[Verse 2]
I get lost in the beauty
Of everything i see
The world ain't as half as bad
As they paint it to be
If all the sons
If all the daughters
Stopped to take it in
Well hopefully the hate subsides and the love can begin
It might start now..Yeahh
Well maybe I'm just dreaming out loud
Until then
[Chorus]
Come home
Come home
Cause I've been waiting for you
For so long
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I've ever known
Ever known
So come home
Oooh
[Interlude]
Everything i can't be
Is everything you should be
And that's why i need you here
Everything i can't be
Is everything you should be
And that's why i need you here
So hear this now
[Chorus]
Come home
Come home
Cause I've been waiting for you
For so long
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I've ever known
Ever known
So come home
Come home
[Come Home Lyrics on
Voze se cura i dečko na motoru.
Cura: "Nemoj tako brzo,smanji!!!!!"
Dečko: "Ne, baš je ludo..."
Cura: "Ne, nije...molim te uspori"
Dečko: "Reci da me voliš!"
Cura: "Znaš da te volim!"
Dečko:"Zagrli me" (cura ga zagrli)
Dečko: "Molim te uzmi moju kacigu sa glave, meni je tijesna i stavi je sebi na glavu!!!"
Sljedeće jutro u novinama: Motor imao nesreću, jer su kočnice popustile, dvije osobe su bile na motoru-jedna je preživjela, a druga poginula.
ISTINA JE: Da je dečko ustanovio na pola puta da su kočnice popustile, a to nije htio reći svojoj curi...želio je posljednji put čuti njene rijeći-" VOLIM TE!" Želio je posljednji put osjetiti njen ZAGRLJAJ! Zatim ju je zamolio da stavi njegovu kacigu na svoju glavu, jer je želio da ona preživi, iako je to značilo da će on poginuti!
Just a castaway
An island lost at sea
Another lonely day
With no one here but me
More loneliness
Than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair
I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
But love can break your heart
I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home
I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
Ljudi ja fkt više neznam kaj da napišem u box pa evo vam par slikica:
If I shold stay,
I would only be in your way.
So I`ll go,but I know
I`ll think of you every step
of the way.
And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You,my darling you.
Hmm.
Bittersweet memories
that is all I`m taking with
me.
So,goodbye.Please,
don`t cry.
We both know I`not
what you,you need.
And I will always love you
I will always love you
I hope life treats you kind.
And I hope you have all
you`ve dreamd of.
And I wish you,joy and
happiness.
But above all this,I wish
you love.
And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I,I will always love you.
You,darling,I love you.
Ooh,I`ll always,I`ll always
love you.
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Ljudi moji na kraju svega ipak ne idem na more.Tako sam se ponadala daću malo vidjeti more pa makar i na tri dana i sad na kraju ništa od toga.Ovo ljeto sam provela samo u Zagrebu i to samo u svojoj kući po cijele dane (jedino sam se tu i tamo viđala s frendicama) i to je to.U petak idem u Samobor na bazene ili u Tuheljske i onda za par dana praznim svoj bazen u dvorištu i to je sve što se tiče kupanja za ovo ljeto
.Ovo ljeto mi je bilo najgore do sada
.Prvo mi je otišao moj mačić Bugi,onda smo imali problema oko slaganja bazena (pa je bilo pitanje oću li ga uopće imati ovo ljeto),bilo mi je užasno dosadno cijele ljetne praznike,i sad na kraju se ponadam ipak mi nije najgore ljeto idem na more i sad ništa ni od toga.Nadam se da će iduće godine biti puno bolje.Vi mi ljudi uživajte a ja ću ovih 18 dana što je ostalo od praznika provesti dosađujući se kao i do sada.
