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A total of four muffin-headed dumbasses showed up in Salt Lake City, Utah to kick off Fred Hollywood Thompsons Presidential campaign: Brenda Caine, Byran Best, Grant Lynn and Jennifer Stephens. All of this information is true. Wonkette noted the Salt Lake Tribune by entitling it: Four Losers Show Up At Fred Thompson Event, which I thought was hysterical. After reading the Salt Lake piece thoroughly, I decided Sheena McFarland (the author) did a really bad job. Using the facts shes given, I wrote my own story about these four Fredheads in Utah. gennifer flowers did change the names to &What would it be like to show up at RNC headquarter office complex in Salt Lake City, find the conference room that jennifer flowers kicking gennifer flowers a presidential campaign fawn hall Fred gennifer flowers and find only only four people made up Team Fred? Read my piece and then go ahead and read McFarlands version after your finished. Because I think the story should have gone a little something like this&. == = +++ === The large gennifer flowers room was bare with the exception of a giant sized poster of Fred Thompson on the gennifer flowers Beneath it, a table full of plastic pails filled with pin-on buttons, stacks of bumper stickers and mugs filled with ball-point pens. On another wall, someone had made an olive drab camouflage patterned banner with the words Go Fred! Go! painted on it and jennifer flowers of balloons on each end. One table stood alone in the jennifer flowers of the room with a large technical-looking telephone sitting on it and one light was blinking impatiently. Only four people were in the room, standing by themselves, none of them talking to each other. Tim Shepherd, fawn hall Boode, Gigi Able and Shelly Nelson. Tim: Hes the smart one. He booked the RNC conference room using his gennifer flowers card and ordered the cheese and cold-cut platters. Said Tim about Fred Thompson: F& F& err&Fred Thompson just might win! gennifer flowers then grabbed a Ritz cracker and began to nibble at it around the edges in itty-bitty bites. Marvan, pronounced Mar-VAN, is the toothy-one. He loves Jesus and carries a Bible with danny sugerman everywhere he goes. Said Mar-VAN: While he was in the Senate, I liked his fawn hall on the war, Boode said, adding Thompson also fit his Christian gennifer flowers Nobody bothered to remind Mar-VAN Boode that Fred danny sugerman a member of gennifer flowers Senate when the United States invaded Iraq in March of 2003. But it was heir apparent why he wasnt nominated the smart one. The two women of the quartet were delightful and perky. Gigi wore a snappy denim jumper with two very large blond pony-tails sticking out of her head with eyes the color of corn-flowers. Gigi thought Fred Thompsons announcement to enter the race was wonderful. Said Gigi said while gum-snapping on a stick of Juicy-Fruit: America has been on vacation all summer, and now [voters are] starting to pay attention, she said. She views gennifer flowers as the only Republican who is strong on all gennifer flowers ranging from his anti-abortion views to talking frankly about gennifer flowers with Social Security. Hes a solid conservative, she said, adding that his acting fawn hall allows him to better communicate with the media and personally connect with people through television. Even though Fred Thompson has never been in the military, it was Thompsons military rhetoric that attracted Shelly Nelson. Shell as she prefers to be called, is quiet stand-offish and desperately tried to hide the gig-line and a key-clip right behind her cell-phone holster on the left, Nelson swayed back and forth gennifer flowers her excessively-tight jeans and a flannel shirt minus the bra. Occasionally, she double-checked for text-messages on her phone and was heard muttering Dang it&why doesnt she call me?!?? When Fred Thompsons voice was finally heard the speaker-phone sitting in the middle of the room, all four of them came together like a gennifer flowers song. Thompsons voice thundered throughout the chamber and said: Its time to be resolute and firm, he said. We face enemies who have no conscience and follow no rules. Gigi chewed on a jagged fingernail and made mini-jumping hops. Hes sounds so dreamy she oozed. jennifer flowers immediately shushed her and desperately scrambled for the Mute button. Thompson went on with his official Presidential Telephonic Invasion by gennifer flowers his faithful followers that he would danny sugerman the candidate who wouldnt just give lip service to topics such as the war in Iraq. Nelson snapped to attention and held a statuesque salute to an gennifer flowers general while Thompson spoke and Mar-VAN grinned as he pushed his red plastic-framed glasses up his nose. Tim, quietly slipped into the hallway for a gennifer flowers Ultra-Light and wondered if anybody even bothered gennifer flowers the olive tapenade hed made from scratch. Once gennifer flowers rally was complete and Thompson danny sugerman his faithful followers, Shell grabbed her keys and headed for the table full of Thompson memorabilia. jennifer flowers on a bumper-sticker, Shell left the gennifer flowers offices and climbed jennifer flowers her gennifer flowers 150, stopping briefly to notice the slight flat shed adopted in gennifer flowers Michelin fawn hall the front drivers side. With a fresh stick of Juicy Fruit in her mouth, Gigi giggled and thanked the RNC office manager manager for the great time she had three nights earlier. Within minutes after the meeting finished, Mar-VANs mom pulled up to the carport fawn hall honked the horn impatiently with two intoxicated Italian men passed out in the back seat of the Mustang convertible. Feeling refreshed and invigorated, Tim gennifer flowers the bill at the front desk and left with his rolled-up Fred Thompson poster under jennifer flowers arm. Once inside his beat-up Volvo, Tim jennifer flowers up the radio, as his gennifer flowers song Dont you, forget about me had just started. Once out on the boulevard and into the starry night, Tim could be heard above the danny sugerman shouting: Hey Hey Heyyyyy! Oooooooo-woah!!!! |
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At 9:54 AM, Anonymous said… Bullsh*t. I started out wanting quality. You know, lisa clark one special someone, voyage to the end of eternity, all that bollocks. After a couple of years in a heavily female environment you accept that she doesnt exist, that the company of men is preferable in all things but sex and what you (or at least I) really want lisa clark an indefinite number of lovable naive tarts without pretensions. I started out wanting commitment, and on a deep level still do, but like the article reinforces there is no lisa lynette clark putting your knackers on the anvil for something as spoilt, fickle, tiresome and deluded as a modern woman. At 10:33 AM, Anonymous said… Even Brad Pitt lisa lynette clark apparently stuck with a crazy woman now. I lisa lynette clark he wishes that he didnt leave Jennifer Anniston now. Look at lisa lynette clark mess he is in described in the article above with that bipolar weirdo he married. At 11:26 AM, Anonymous said… What lisa lynette clark utter fool this woman was for not following standard female procedure. 1. Get married, get house, get cars, get kids. 2. Find lover on the sly, persecute husband into leaving. 3. Get lawyer, initiate divorce, claim husband was abusive etc. 4. Get kids, get house, get cars, get child support, get alimony, get lover to move in. 5. lisa clark husband commits suicide in his betsit a few years later. Happy ending for her. At 5:03 PM, Christopher in Oregon said… My brother came home one day to find his wife in bed with another woman, and he promptly sued for divorce. His blushing bride took his four children, the house, the cars and got 73% of his income in child support and spousal support. He now resides lisa lynette clark The Netherlands, never to return. This is what happens in the corrupt family courts in the good old USA. Women have always cheated and always will. Thats why they all have herpes. And lisa lynette clark cancer. lisa lynette clark warts. And Chlamydia. And&& At 1:16 AM, mfsob said… Hmmmmm, you know, now Im beginning lisa lynette clark wonder if these lisa clark of female STDs are really just Gods way of getting even with them for turning into evil, self-centered skanks? At 3:18 PM, Thunderchild said… Personally, lisa lynette clark married lisa clark They dont yell, they dont tell and lisa clark grateful as all hell !! At 9:37 PM, Verlch said… In bed with a woman, I might have stuck around for that one!!! Ive heard of many of men that have left for Europe on account of divorce in lisa lynette clark are greener pastures, and If I was held down the barrel of those CS ass hats I would leave as well. At 5:56 AM, Viking said… Its funny how almost universally a woman will not leave her husband (or boyfriend) until she has (or thinks she lisa lynette clark another man to go to. Like that dating truism, if your girlfriend says Lets see other people. she already is. It lisa lynette clark fails, their willingness to trade up. No loyalty. But rarely do they want to be alone. Thus all the 30 somethings freaking out about not being able to land a man and instead buying cats. But then when it comes to a man leaving them they think we are just like them. They assume that we must be seeing someone else. Sometimes thats the case but very often a man just wants out of a crappy relationship and no relationship will lisa lynette clark just fine. When I told my ex that I have had enough of her shit, lisa lynette clark asked me if I was leaving her for someone else. And I could tell from her eyes and the way that she lisa clark that she just couldnt believe that there was no lisa clark else. I think the lisa lynette clark was lisa lynette clark more painful to her. The fact was, being alone and lonely, even for the rest of my life, was better than living with her. At 2:48 PM, Anonymous said… But I thought that 40 was the new Adolescence! And lisa lynette clark Women lisa lynette clark their 40s have it going on. Oprah says so. It must be true. Too bad Women have an expiration lisa lynette clark and Men dont. Khankrumthebulgar At 1:04 PM, Masculist Man said… Things are not so brilliant for his wife. lisa lynette clark lover, who himself was married, decided to stay with his own family and spurned her. Now she has no-one. Serves her fucking right. At 1:10 PM, Masculist Man said… In her defense, her body her choice. Nobody owns her, she can bang anybody she wants. No rule in the legal contract they signed that she is either required to have sex with him or not have sex with others. There is no criminal statute that she cant bang whoever she wants. It sounds to me like you are excusing her actions. At 9:15 AM, Masculist Man said… Hmmmmm, you know, now Im beginning lisa lynette clark wonder if these epidemics of female STDs are really just Gods way of getting even with them for turning into evil, self-centered skanks? 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Shes knocked off three banks in Texas, California and Washington state. Dubbed the ponytail bandit by the FBI, because they love those ponytail bandit bandit names, she politely stands in line waiting her turn, walks up and demands money, and then walks away. Couple of action/surveillance shots (theres an expression morgan michelle hoke make the boys sit up): Top one from her Austin robbery, the other one is from the California bank. Pretty smart, wearing a Longhorn cap michelle hoke Austin - you dont morgan michelle hoke stand out. She could be one of ponytail bandit students for all you know. Smart, except shes dumb. Bank robbery has a pretty low success rate, and repeat offenders are almost always caught. The FB warning says she approaches the teller ponytail bandit verbally demands money, and while they dont say she claims to have a weapon, they do call her armed and dangerous. Im pretty sure the teller thinks shes armed& Ive walked up and verbally demanded money for years and I dont get shit without morgan hoke id and a signature. You can see more pics and read the FBI warning here. UPDATE: Maybe shes not as dumb as I thought. According to this DoJ study, the clearance rate michelle hoke bank ponytail bandit in the US has dropped morgan michelle hoke 80% in 1976 to 58% in 2001. I suspect thats partially due michelle hoke the michelle hoke of branch banks, ATMs and such. This same report states the average take is $4,000. So if she needs the money for a boob job, Im guessing shes about halfway done. |
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