Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
There were millions of ways that the world could kill me.
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys.
