All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
