I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
I say luck is when an opportunity comes along, and you're prepared for it.
You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.