Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.