Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate.
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.