So little time and so little to do.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.