How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Is there life before death?
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.