The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

petak, 09.04.2010.

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die.
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therin to be content
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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