It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
We don't get offered crises, they arrive.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.