ej ljudi.piešm jedan kratki post.danas sam išo po svjedodžbu.NEPOŠTENO!!! imam prosjek 3,7 a trebo sam imat 3,9.imam 7 neopravdanih umjesto 1.i pod vanškolske aktivnosti mi ne piše niš a trebalo bi pisat vaterpolo i špajnolski a to mi je 2 boda manje!! PA VI SAD RECITE DAL JE TO POŠTENO!!!?? danas u 5 idem na more.odnosno na jedrenje na tjedan dana.vraćam se u subotu navečer.bit će tak jebenooo bum pocrnio,možda i pocrvenio (nadam se da nebum). ajd pišem post kad se vratim.idem se sad pakirat.pozz
evo mene natrag s krka.vratio sam se oko 1 al mi se nije ond dalo pisat post.evo post.tam sam došo u četvtrak oko 5.ok nije mi se dalo ić na plažu.starci su mi sa sisterkom otišli na plaži a ja osto solo u kući.a tam neam više ekipu tak da sam bio sam u stanu 4 sata.uglavnom sam gledo tekmu. a sad tekma: 2:2 užas.neki su super halali.srna:svaka pohvala za onaj gol ,kranjčar:no comment ,niko kovač isto super,olić šturo po cjelom terenu...i za kraj tomas.zbot te seljačine smo ispali.frajer je dvaput rukom loptu diro.to treba znat.aj dobro ak jednom.al dvaput.DAJ SE UBI! ok dost o tekmi.idemo dalje.u petak sam bio kod koke na vrbniku.vrbnik je super! šteta kaj tam neam kuću.upozno sam super ljude:jelena,riki,goran,zrinka...ma svi su super. sam kaj sam osto sam do 9 jel sam moro u neki restoran sa starcima al dobro,isplatio se.pojeo sam kilu škampa njami škampiii...u subotu sam isto bio na vrbniku.ovog puta je bilo puno bolje.osto sam do 12.ja onak dođem u subotu na vrbnik,zovem koku,ne javlja se.ja onak dobro valjda je na kupanju.šećem ja malo po vrbniku i sretnem njenog starog.veli mi on:"ona ti još spava".ja onak molim????pol 12 je.aj dobro.dođem ja do njene kuće.derem se na prozor iz petnih žila "KOKA!!!!" i tak negde 10 puta.ništ.ond sam opet zvao na mob.opet se ne javlja.ja onak sav živčan već.idem ja kucat tj. lupat šakom na vrata.i napokon otvori ona vrata.lol bez uvrede koka al kad se digneš kosa ti zgleda ko da si utičnicu lizala.ond smo se nekaj zajebavali,pa išo ja po pizzu.pita me treba tam "kakvu ćeš?" ja velim "mješana,velka". ok,ćekam ja 10 minuta i ona mi dofura pizzu... a tam neka mini.ja onak pitam "vi ste mi dofurali velku il srednju".dođe ona "nene to je velka".a pizza je "velka" onak ja ju sam pojedem.ok.onda smo išli na kupanje.skočim ja u vodu i stojim na dnu i čekam da ovu uđu u vodu.ja onak bezveze hodam tam po dnu vode(to kaj sad pišem nema baš veze al bute vidli poslje).i veli mi ova jedna zrinka:"suljić al tu ti ima puno ježeva".ja zaronim pod vodi i vidim kak sam okružen ježevima.falila su 2 MILIMETRA da mi se 3 ježa ne skucaju u nogu.kako sam se ja usro...ok ond smo otišli dublje di se nemre do dna.i dođemo tam na neko mjesto di je ful crno dno.tam vam je ona crna trava ak znate na kaj mislim.uglavnom mi neš plivamo i ja zaronim pod vodu da povućem za nogu ovu jednu i malo pogledam dolje i vidim nekaj se dole miće.ja onak dobro to je sam riba,onak vidim kreće se to prema meni i postaje sve veće.ja onak dobro to je sam velka riba.i ta stvar otvori usta i ćube izvire van.AAAA!!!!!!!!! NEKI K*RAC PLIVO PREMA MENI A IMA USTA I ZUBE DOST VELKE DA TI RUKU MOGU ODGRIST .ja poćo plivat i izletim van iz vode i onak sav zasran velim:"nema isusa da idem tu više u vodu".ond smo se malo zajebavali(ne u vodi).pa se pokupili,presvukli i išli van.ond je već pao mrak pa smo otišli do jedne kamene plaže i tam halali bocu istine .a bilo je svega,al najviše smijeha.kak smo se lomili...isss neću komentirat.ond smo se oko 12 svi pokupili .u nedjelju je bilo predosadno.tekma portugal-nizozemska: 1-0.a neak sam navijo više za portugal.al kak se ekipa tam svađala,podjelilo se negde 20 žutih kartona.ja sam se smijo.krenuo s krka oko 12 i došo oko 1.neda mi se više pisat.byby
ajme ova vrućina me ubija.van mi se neda(prijepodne) jer je 35 stupnjeva a u kući mi ne radi klima . al dobro.sutra idem na more i ovo je prvi put da mi se baš ide na more,prije sam htio bit u zagrebu sad mi se neak ide na krk.na praznicima je super(osim vrućine). po cjele dane sam za kompom,vani,gledam telku.sve super neki dan mi je došo telefonski račun za 5. mjesec. 2700 KUNA!!! starci su me uubiliiii.neš su mi srali i skro mi zapljenili mob.neki dan sam bio na bazenu na šalati s pašićkom i ogy(nemoj brisat blog ).dogovorimo se da se nađemo u pol 3 na šalati.ja ok.krenem ja u 2. da sam krenuo 5 sekundi prije stigo bi na bus.ok,ćekam drugi .ćeko sam 20 minuta i onda dođu 3 busa za redom ok dođem ja na ćrnomerec i tam ćekam tramvaj.dođe isto sam ćeko jedno 20 minuta i uletim u tramvaj,a meni neka treba(ima kojih 20 godina) dođe:"dečko imaš ti kartu". ja zabrijo treba-konudkter.ja se sav usro i velim "ne".onak sav crven i dođe mi ona "a kaj si se usro sam se zajebavam". ja onak "ok". i doleti neki frajer,tam krme neko,i pita tu trebu "mlada damo imate li vi kartu?".dođe treba "neam,pajcek"(haha ).frajer ju je izbacio iz tramvaja.meni nije niš srao . ok onda sam došo na šalatu u 3.mi se okupamo i sve i idemo se osušit i vidimo tam neki nabrijanac(frajer ima frizuru ko johny bravo) sa 2 frenda sam šeću oko bazena,a nisu se niš kupali ni niš.i cjelo vrijeme tak. i johny bravo se sjeti 15 minuta pred kraj ić kupat.frajer onak doleti,krene skakat na glavu,i skoči na dasku. i pol bazena se smijalo ,al neee on izađe iz bazena,macho man,niš ga ne boli... kak mi dižu tlak tak glupi ljudi.frajer je iznutra plako,dam se kladit. onda sam došo doma,pojeo ručak (onak lol bilo je 7 sati),i otišo van. i mi se neš zajebavamo i mene seba gurne na pod.ja tam ležim na podu i neću se dić.boli me kur*c. a ekipa govori "suljić aj diži se". neću. i doleti nama neki stari prdonja "sad ću ja zvat policiju".mi svi onak "moooliim??? " aj dobro dignem se ja s poda i 5 minuta poslje doleti meni isti taj lik i kaže mi "sad ćeš ti tu samnom pričekat policiju".i svi se pokupe a on tam osto samnom.ja onak "aj bok idem ja doma,nebum ja nikog ćeko".i krene frajer zamnom. i lik me ćopi za ruku i veli "ti ćeš tu čekat policiju samnom".a moja sisterka stoji pored mene i sve to gleda.i ona se rasplače i dođe "ja ću sad zvat doma". pa se frajer usro i ond sam se pokupio doma.evo neda mi se više pisat pa bum vas samo neka pito za kraj. kad i di idete na more? jel ko od vas ljetuje na krku? aj idem ja.pozdrav
ej ljudi jučer sam mislio napisat post al mi je net nekaj bio u kurcu pa nisam mogo.prije neg počnem pisat opet bum reko da je ovaj post duži od ostalih tak da ak vam se neda čitat cjeli post,nemojte uopće čitat ni komentirat. tak da ajmo počet. GOTOVA JE ŠKOLA!!!!! napokooon.3 mjeseca praznika.prošo sam s 4,nije baš kaj sam htio al dobro.bit će bolje u 8. razredu. prekjučer smo bili na izletu u plitvicama(mi i c-kači),d-kači i e-kači su išli na krk i kupali se(gadovi jedni) a f-kači i a-kači na bjelolasicu(lol).uglavnom evo izvješće o izletu.krenuli smo oko 8 i nakon pol ćuke stanemo na benzinskoj jer je nekom bilo zlo(lol) onda sam tam bili negde 15 minuta pa smo ja i frend kupili red bull(njam ).ogy isto obožava red bull pa me žicala za guc cjelo vrijeme.jebote ogorelcka imala si 100 kuna kaj si nisi kupila.ok onda natrag na put.onda smo došli tam u neko selo di se nesmije papirić bacit na pod jel inače plačaš kaznu(LOOOL!!!!).tam smo se nažderali ko stoke jer nam nisu dali da furamo ruksake u bus .u plitvice smo došli oko 11.onda smo se odmorili negde 20 minuta i odmah krenuli u obilazak jezera.obišli smo 4 jezera i to je trajalo duuuugooooo al ok,isplatilo se slapovi su prejebeni.i pol njih je skoro završilo u jezeru jer se sagrađen most prek cjelog jezera i sve a nema ograde pa su sve svi zajebavali ... ma znate već kak.onda smo oko pol 1 došli tam na neko mjesto di smo halali fucu,žderali ,odmarali se... super.a dođe nama smoljo"nemojte u šume ić ima vukova i medvjeda" ja onak mooolliiim?????.al dobro nema veze,smirio sam se onda sam išo kupit red bull(lol opet al to tak obožavam pit) i kad je ogy to vidla opet me žicala za guc.aj dobro sad sam dao al opet IMAŠ 100 KUNA TI BI MENE TREBALA ČASTIT!pa smo se duugo odmarali pa smo svi išli halat fucu i to je trajalo nekih 20 minuta jer smo u 14:00 točno trebali stat u red za neki brod koji bi nas odfuro natrag da nebi trebali opet obilazit sva ona jezera.mi onak stanemo u red a red je duuugačaaak! čekali smo 1 sat da dođemo na red za bus.užas.mi tam crkavamo na vručini među glupin njemcima i penzičima koji smrde dok se e-kači i d-kači kupaju na krku.grrr ja sam htio na krk ić onda kad smo napokon došli na red u brodu smo sjedili zgurani isto pored njemaca i penziča koji fakat smrde (jer su se oznojili na suncu i to tak smrdii).onda smo ješ malo hodali... i na kraju smo krenuli doma u 5. ja onak idem si kupit neš i pogledam u džepove i ispalo mi 40 kuna. AU KURAC!.ja sav živčan idem gledat u torbu dal nisam spremio tam pare... nema...ja onak malo dublje kopam i nađem 2 red bulla... ja onak molim???? odkud ovo?? i doleti ogoerlcka i vidi to i uzme sebi 1.ja onak ja dobro.onda smo se 2 sata vozili do zagreba.u busu smo se gađali s bocama pa sam ja najebo.pa sam moro pol ćuke sjedit tam naprijed kod smolje.pa sam ga nažico da me pusti natrag.pa sam otišo natrag.pa smo zajebavali jelenu... uglavnom kad smo došli doma svi su se pokupili doma gledat tekmu.LOOOL HRVATSKA ZGUBILA 1-0. a treabli smo dobit najmanje 2-1 kolko smo puta fulali.glupi dario srna tam dođe na 3 metra od gola i gađa tribine.a da je niko kovač halo u 2. poluvremenu ziher bi dobili.onaj peder ederson trebo je 4 crvena dobit kolko je faulova i prekršaja napravio.al dobro.igrali smo srcem hehe.neam više o ćem za pisat aj bok
ej ljudi,dosadno mi je doma pa bum napiso post.s kolko bute vi prošli? ja s 4 al dobro.još sam 5 dana i završava škola kak će bit jebeno prek praznika. ovaj zadnji tjedan mi je bio pretežak. u utorak smo pisali fiziku,u srijedu smo pisali hrvatski,ispravljo sam povjest,u četvrtak sam ispravljo kemiju,odogvaro biologiju a jučer smo pisali tehniči,ispravljo zemljopis,odgovaro vjeronauk,engleski... evo kak stoje moje ocjene: hrvatski:4(no comment),matiša:tream odgovarat jednadžbe za 4,ma mrzi me žena... i ja nju,engleski:5 bez pol beda,fizika:2,užas testove sam dobio 3,2 al dobro ajmo dalje,kemija:3,isto ko i matiša,mrzi me žena... to jest baka,biologija:4,tjelesni:5,zemljopis:3 ,povjest:4,vjerkas:4,sve nas mrzi,tehnički5,likovni:5,neznam na koju foru iam 2 ocjene ovo polugodište,glazbeni:4,ma zajebo me ovaj test kaj smo nedavno pisali...i tak užas su mi ocjene... glupa kiša mi opet sjebala vikend ,u utorak idemo na izlet a u utorak igraju hrvatska-brazil NEEE I MI TO NEBUMO GLEDALI,NEEE!!!!!!! aj moram se skinut s neta,za kraj još dva pitanja.s kolko bute vi prošli? jer vam bolji moj blog il tutin (oko tog se nas dvojica već duuuuugo svađamo pa vi odlučite) byby
napokon vikeeeend .odlučio sam stavit pjesmu "ass like that"(sorry ary,ogy)imam puno tog za reć.vratila nam se jedna stara blogerašica(jelena),i došo jedan novi blogeraš(tuta). koji smradovi!!! premejstili su nam izlet! zbog tog sam skoro u utorak u školi najebo jer me dio zemljopis pa sam se jedva izvuko da me ne pita.isto tak me u četvrtak digo povjest pa sam se opet izvuko.kaj nisam krp?u srijedu smo pisali fiziku,brijem da sam bio a grupa.nisam zano jedno pitanje,to je dobro ,al sam dobio 2 iz testa iz kemije,to je loše ...DANAS SAM SKORO ZGUBIO MP3 OF 512 MEGABAJTA!!! to sam pod vjerkasom ga slučajno ostavio ispod klupe i ja zadnji sat vidim da mi mp3 fali.ja se usro ko stoka.tam molim stareicu da me pusti da odem pogledat za mp3.i našo sam ga ,da sam ga zgubio bio bi ,stari bi me ubio.glazbeni sam odgovaro i dobio 5 ajme al me jebe ovakvo vrijeme.pada kiša drito pred vikend ...aj dobro neda mi se više pisat.byby
nadimak:suljić rođen sam: 2.4.93. razred:8. živim u kvartu:malešnica navijam za:DINAMO!!! bavim se:vaterpolo,španjolski volim:cure :D,ić van,bit za kompom,gledat tv,zajebavat se s frendovima... ne volim: školu,glupe i bahate ljude,učit slušam: metal i rap(znam da je kombinacija... al kaj ćeš) ne slušam: narodnjake,pop
EMINEM:[chorus]the way you shake it,i can't belive it,i ain't never seen a ass like that.the way you move it,you make my pee pee go,da doing doing doing. i don't belive it,it's almost too good to be true,i ain't never seen a ass like that.the way you move it,you make my pee pee go,da doing doing doing.
[1st vers]the way she moves,she's like a belly dancer,she's shakeing that ass to new nelly jams,i think someone's at the door but i don't think i'ma answer,police saying freezee,da doing doing doing.what do you mean freeze?please i'm a human being'i have needs,i'm not done,not till i'm finished peeing.i am not restiting arrest i am agreeing mr. officer,i'm already on my knees,i can't get any further it's imposible for me,and do not treat me like a murder,i just like to pee,pee pee yes,i make r&b,i sing song it go ringy chong ah,ching chong chong chong ching. psyche,i joke,i joke,i kid i kid,if i offend i'm sorry plese ples forgive,for i am triumph the puppet dog,i am a mere puppet,i can get away with anything i say and you will love it.
[chorus]the way u shake it,i can't belive it,i ain't never seen a ass like that.the way you move it,you make my pee pee go,da doing doing doing.jessica simpson looks o so temptin'nick i ain't never seen a ass like that,everytime i see that show on MTV my pee pee goes,da doing doing doing.mary kate and ashley used to be so wholesome,now they're getting older they're staring to grow bum bums,i go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn,police saying freeze da doing doing doing.
[2nd vers]what do you mean freeze,jeeze,i just got my sit,i have ticket,look i pit it away my zippers zipped.plese don't remove me from this movie theater please,i did not even get to see mary kate's shower scene.i didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene,and don't treat me like i'm pee pee herman this movie's PG,mr. officer,i demand to see my attorney,i will simpley plead inncoent,cop a plea and be free,free yes free right back on the streets.what do you meean my lawyer is with michael he's to busy? i am triumph! britney spears has sholders like a man and i can say that and you laugh cause there's a puppet on my hand.
[chorus]the way you shake it.i can't belive it,i ain't never seen a ass like that,the way you move it,you make my pee pee go,da doing doing doing. hilary duff is,not quite old enough so,i ain't never seen a butt like that.maybe next year i'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go,da doing doing doing.
[3rd vers]the way she moves she dances like a go go.in that video she sings "get out" you bozo.i need a new boyfriend,hi my name is jojo,police saying freeze,da doing doing doing.what do you mena freeze? my computeswill be seized,and my keys to my ranch,i just bakes cookies,mr. officer,looky,take a whiff of these,here i make jesus juice,take a sip of this.nobody is safe from me,no not even me.i don't even know if i can say the word pee pee,pee on a radio but i think i just did,janet is that a breast?i think i just saw a tit.psyche i joke,i joke,i kid,i kid, i don't think my joke is working i must flee,quick get to the chopper everybody get out,i am not triumph,i am arnold get down.
[chorus]the way you shake it,i can't belive it,i ain't never seen a ass like that.the way you move it,you make my pee pee go,da doing doing doing.so gwen stefany,will u pee pee on me please,i ain't never seen an ass like that,cause the way you move it you make my pee pee go,da doing doing doing
DR.DRE:what the fuck is wrong with you...
eminem:crazy in love
[chorus]tell myself that i was doin' all right there's nothin' left to do at night,but to go crazy on you crazy on you,let me go crazy crazy on you...
[1st vers]can't you see what you do to me baby u make me crazy u make me act like a maniac.i'm like alunatic u make me sick you're truly the only one who can do this to me you just make me get so crazy.i go schizo,i go insane i just go schizophrenic,one minute i wanna slit your throat the next time i wanna sex.you make me crazy the way we act like two maniacs in the sack we fuck like two jack rabbits,and maybe that's a bad habit 'cause the next day we're right back at it in the same exact pattern,what the fuck is the matter with us we can't figure out if it's lust or it's love which that is attracting us to each other,they say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.which would explain why you're suck a motherfucking bitch but i stay and stick it out with you even though i just hit you today.but you deserved it you hit me first and provoked me to choke you just cause i came home late last night,crawled in bed and i woke you.but if there's one thing about you that i admire is it's baby because you stay with me maybe cause your crazy as i am.cause when i look at you i can see an angel in your eyes but if i look deeper inside i can see your freakish little side.like a devil in disguise you're always full of surprises,always pulling devices out your purce,little vibrators and dildos you fucked yourself so much you barely feel those anymore.you're only 24 but you're plenty more mature,than those other little hoes who just act like little girls,like they're in middle school still,you're crazy,sexy,cool,chill you play your position,you never step out of line,even though i stay in your business you've always kept out of mine.i wonder what's on your mind,sometimes they say love is blind,maybe that's why the first time i dotted your eye you didn't see the sign,or maybe you did,maybe you like being shoved,maybe cause we're crazy in love
[chorus]let me go crazy on you,crazy on you,let me go crazy crazy on you...
[2nd vers]you are the ink to my papper what,what my pen is to my pad,the moral,the very fiber the whole substance to my rap.you are my reason for being the meaning of my existence,if it wasn't for you i would never be able to spit this intense as i do and the irony is you rely on me as much as i rely on you,to inspire me like you do.you provide me the lighter fluid the fuel to my fire,you're my entire supply gas the match and igniter.the only way that i'm able to stay so stable is you're the legs to my table,if you were break i'd fall on my face,but i'm always gonna make you fell i don0t need you as much as i really need you so you don't use it to your advantage.but you're essential to me you're the air i breathe i belive if you ever leave me i'd probably have no reason to be.you are the kim to my marshall,the slim to my shady,the dre to my eminem,the alaina to my haile.you are the word that i'm looking for when i'm trying to describe how i fell inside and the right one just won't come to my mind.you're like the pillar that props me up,the beam that supports me.the bitch who never took half,the wife who never divorced me.you're like the root to my evil,you let my devil come out me,you let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out me.and no matter how much,to much is never enough,maybe cause we're crazy in love...
[chorus] let me go crazy on you,crazy on you,let me go crazy crazy on you...
eminem:mockingbird
[intro]yeah,i know sometimes,things may not always make sence to you right now,but hey,what did daddy always tell you?straighten up little soldier,stiffen up that upper lip.what youcryin' about?you got me.
[1st vers]hailie i know you miss your mom,and i know you miss your dad,when i'm gone but i'm tryin' to give you the life that i never had,i can see you sad even when you smile even when you laugh i can see it in your eyes deep inside you wana cry,cause you're scared.i ain't there,daddy's with you in your prayers,no more cryin' wipe them tears,daddy's here no more nightmares.we gonna pull it together through it we gonna do it,laine uncle's crazy ain't he yeah but he loves you girl and better know it.we're all we got in this world,when it spins,when it swirls,when it whirls,when it twirls,two little beautiful girls.lookin' puzzled,in a daze.i know it's confusing you,daddy's always on the move,mama's always on the news.i try to keep you shelted from it but somehow it seems,the harder i try to do that,the more it backfires on me.all the things growin' up as daddy .that he had to see,daddy don't want you too see but you see just as much as he did.we did not plan to be this way,your mother and me,but things have got so bad between us i don't see us ever being,together ever again.like we used to be when we was teenagers but than of course everything always happens for a reason.i gues it was never ment to be,but it's somthing we have no control of and that's what destiny is.but no more worries,rest your head and go to sleep maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream.
[chorus]now hush little baby don't you cry,everything's gonna be all right,stiffen that upper lip up little lady i told ya,daddy's here to hold through the night.i know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why,we fell how we fell inside,it may seem a little crazy,pretty baby but i promise,mama's gon' be alirght
[2nd vers]it's funny,i remember back one year when daddy had no money,mommy wrapped the christmas presents and stcuk 'em under the tree,and said some of 'em were from me,cause daddy couldn't buy them,i'll never forget that christmas i sat up the whole night crying.cause daddy felt like a bum,see daddy had a job but his job was to keep food on the table for you and mum,and at the time every house that we lived in either kept getting broken into and robbed or shut up on the block,and your mum,was saving money for you in a jar,trying to start a piggy bank so you can go to college.almost had thousand dolars til someone broke in and stole it and i know it hurt so bad it broke your mamma's heart.and it seemd like everything was just starting to fall apart,mom and dad was arguing so loud that mama moved back on to chalmers in a flat one bedroom apartment,and dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on novara.and that's when daddy went to california with his CD and met Dr.Dre and flew you and mama out to see me.but daddy had to work,you and me,then you started seeing daddy on the TV,and mama didn't like it and you and laine were to young to understand it,that papa was a rolling stone,mama developed a habit,and it all happened to fast for either one of us to grab it,i'm just sorry you were there and had to witnes it first hand cause all i ever wanted to do was just make you proud.now i'm sitting here in this empty house,just reminiscing looking at your baby pictures it just trips me out,to see how much you both have grown up it's almost like you're sisters now.wow,gues you pretty much are and daddy's still here,lainnie 'm talking to you too,daddy's still here,i like the sound of that,yeah,it's got a ring to it don't it.sssshhh,mama's only gone for the moment
[chorus]now hush little baby don't you cry,everything's gonna be all right,stiffen that upper lip up little lady i told ya,daddy's here to hold ya throught the night.i know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why,we fell like we fell inside,it may seem a little crazy,pretty baby but i promise mama's gon' be alroght [end chorus] and if you ask me to daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird,ima' give you the world,ima' buy a diamond ring for you,ima' sing for you,i'll do anything for you to see you smile.and if the mockingbird don't sing and the ring don't shine,i'ma break that birdie's neck,i'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya and make him eat every carat don't fuck with that