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nedjelja, 17.07.2005.

Razvedena Barbie

Ide čovjek doma sa posla, i na putu se sjeti da mu kćerkica ima rođendan.

Vrati se nazad i ode u trgovinu sa igračkama. Uđe unutra i zamoli prodavačicu:

- Koliko Vam je ona Barbie u izlogu?

Prodavačica: Na koju Barbie mislite?

- Barbie ide na kupanje je 19,95 dolara,

- Barbie ide na gala veceru je 291,95 dolara,

- Barbie na jahanju je 39,95 dolara,

- Barbie ide na fitness 49,95 dolara,

- Barbie ide na vožnju autom 59,95 dolara,

- razvedena Barbie 395,95 dolara.

Muškarac: A zašto je razvedena Barbie toliko skuplja?

Prodavačica: Jer uz nju ide Kenov auto, Kenova kuća, Kenov pas, Kenova mačka, Kenov namještaj i Kenova jahta.


Evo, možda se neko pronađe u ovoj satiri... a ostali se bar dobro nasmiju. Ha? ;)) Kiss!!!
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    We live in a greedy little world
    that teaches every little boy and girl
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    then turn around and
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    We've created us a credit card mess
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    All we ever want is more
    A lot more than we had before
    So take me to the nearest store

    [Chorus:]
    Can you hear it ring
    It makes you wanna sing
    It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!
    Lots of diamond rings
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    You'll live like a king
    With lots of money and things

    When you're broke go and get a loan
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    Consolidate so you can afford
    To go and spend some more when
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    All we ever want is more
    A lot more than we had before
    So take me to the nearest store

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Let's swing
    Dig deeper in your pocket
    Oh, yeah, ha
    Come on I know you've got it
    Dig deeper in your wallet
    Oh

    All we ever want is more
    A lot more than we had before
    So take me to the nearest store

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Can you hear it ring
    It makes you wanna sing
    You'll live like a king
    With lots of money and things
    Ka-ching!