Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.

petak, 22.07.2011.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

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petak, 22.07.2011.

Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.

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