Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
See things as they are and write about them. Don?t waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.