I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
I lived what most people call the good life. I was happy, but deep inside I always felt that, with the short amount of time we are given to live and love in this world, we spend too much time loving things instead of people.
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
I kept talking. "Listen -- this is some kind of misunderstanding.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.