Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.