Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
My friends are my estate.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.