The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
I didn't even breathe.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.