I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
The car slewed to a stop and only then did I notice that it wasn't a cop car, ambulance or fire-engine.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
I got up the third step and reached for the fourth, but it wasn't there.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.