I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.