great sex

This is the kind of article that defies summary.

http://www.scena.org/columns/lebrecht/020417-NL-sex.html

Where is YOUR hungry mouth? And Im pretty sure that the something swelling and cooking is the turkey you forgot in the oven. The thing collapsing and sinking is the flan you left in the cupboard, of course. Or else the Ottoman Empire.

p.s. i know the link doesnt work, ill fix it later.