Stoji vještica ispred ogledala, i upita:
• Ogledalce, ogledalce, ko je najljepši na svijetu?
A ogledalo će na to:
• Pa miss svijeta, glupačo!
Šta kaže alkos kad popije 30 piva, 2 votke, 3 viskija, 4 rakije i 4 konjaka?
Ne kaže ništa.
Šta kaže programer kada ima ružan san?
• ALT + F4.
Dolazi programer do benzinske pumpe i traži da mu se natoči gorivo. Prodavac ga pita:
• Hoćete li 95 ili 98?
A ovaj će njemu:
• Šta, zar nemate XP?
In the shadow of the night
I sleep but with pain
What will be of tomorrow
Yes a day unknown
A day that overshadows dawn
I lay there eyes wide open
Stars shining in the sky
Sailing gallantly and shining even
Brighter
But no answer to my woes
Slowly my eyes close
I sleep soundly a smile across
My face
I forgot my cries
As I dream better dreams
Full of promises about tomorrow
Now I know
I am not suppose to worry
Of tomorrow
But sweet today
A day that brings tomorrow
Enriching tomorrow visions bright
nemoj plakati zamnom,
jer ja sam svi vjetrovi što pušu,
ja sam blještavi odsjaj snijega,
ja sam sunčeve zrake što te griju,
i zato nemoj plakati zamnom jer ja nisam mrtva...