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26.05.2006., petak

VICEVI

dođe bosanac u kafić sa pištoljem i pita konobara:"koliko je 2+2?".Ovaj mu
uplašeno odgovori :"č-č-četri"
.Ovaj opet pita:"koliko je 4+4?"-osam".
I bosanac ubije konoabara.
Vidio to gost sa strane pa ga pita:"Zašto si ga ubio?!?"
A bosanac mu odgovori:"previše je znao".

Pitali plavušu:"Koja je razlika između DEVE i ŠEVE?"
Ona na to odgovori:"Nisam sigurna.Nisam se još probala DEVIT!"

Kako se na japanskom kaže ŽENA:-NJU SAAM
Kako se na japanskom kaže ŠOGORICA:-NJU BII
Kako se na japanskom kaže PUNICA:-NJU TII

Gledaju Mujo i Haso pornić,kad u jednom trenu upita Mujo Hasu:
-Haso jel ti se diže?
-Da bolan,diže mi se.
-Dobro,aj skokni u kuhinju po dva piva.

Doša crnogorac bračaninu sa svojin naglaskom i govori mu."Časti ti",
a bračanin će njemu:"Časti ti,neću ja".

Jedna mala je čula za izraz đes bona.Pita prvu babu
šta to znači a ona njoj ka ono di si šta si.Pita drugu
babu šta znači đes bona a ona njo:"Nema dušo bombona".

Doša bračanin u Zagreb prodavat riblje kosti za pamet.
Svaka riblja kost je koštala pet kuna.
Svi su kupovali,dok jedan zagrebčanin nije doša i pita:
"koliko košta kilo srdela?".A bračanin kaže:"10 kn".
A zagrebčanin kaže:"kako to?" a bračanin:"vidiš da DJELUJE".

Zašto je dobro istetovirat 100 eura na kurac?
1.uvik imaš lovu u ruci.
2.daš ženi da radi s parama šta oće.
3.gledaš kako lova raste.

U šumici nastala ludnica,crvenkapica postala trudnica
zato pazi kad ideš pored šumice
jer vuk jebe bez gumice.OPREZ

dođe slavonac u dalmatinsku konobu i reće:
-ja bi pivo!
ne to mu konobar odgovori:
-a ti pivaj ko ti brani!

Zašto plavuša dolazi na party u cipelama broj 49?
-zato što na fjaleru piše-"Dođite u što većem broju"

Kako se na kineski kaže:Tko mi ukrao kaput?
Tko Mi Mako Sako!

Najvažnije životinje kod žena:
-kuna u džepu
-lisica oko vrata
-jaguar u garaži
-tigar u krevetu
-majmun koji joj sve to plaća

-Kupi mi onaj lijepi bijeli grudnjak sa čipkom-
kaže žena mužu kad su zastali pred jednim izlogom
-Ma daj šta će ti to?Iako nemaš šta stavit u nj!
-a zašto smo onda maloprije tebi kupili gaće?

Kako češ prepoznati mladpženju u bosanskim svatovima?
Ima najljepšu trenirku

Kako se na japanskom kaže punica?Daj Ne Laj

Kaže crnka plavuši:"Napravila san test za trudnoću!"
A plavuša će:"I?Jesu li bila teška pitanja?

Idu dva dijamanta kamenjarom,kad jedan će drugom:
"Joj,vidi šta je ovdje puno klošara."



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JESTE LI SE IKAD POKUŠALI UBIT?
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BILLY
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PUNO IME I PREZIME: William Dean Martin
DAN ROĐENJA: 15. lipanj 1981.
NICKNAME/NADIMAK: Lil' Billy
INSTRUMENT: Gitara
MJESTO ROĐENJA: Waldorf, Napptown
TEŽINA: 51 kg
BOJA OČIJU: Plava
BOJA KLOSE: Kratka, crna
KUĆNI LJUBIMCI: Psi (Benji, Sam, Cash), mačke (Nelly, Nelson, Stellar) & 127 hrčaka
OMILJENA ODJEĆA: Dickies, Puma, East Coast Clothing, Volcom, Tribal Gear
OMILJENA HRANA: Pizza, hrana sa maslacom od kikirikija, sushi...
OMILJENI RESTORAN: Taco Bell
OMILJENA BOJA: Crna
OMILJENI FILMOVI: Star Wars, The Crow, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Nightmare Before Christmas
OMILJENI TV SHOW: The Simpsons
FAMOZNE CURE: Angelina Jolie, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera
OMILJENI PRAZNIK: Božić
OMILJENI RESTORAN: Taco Bell
OMILJENI RAPER: Don Gilmore
OMILJENI SLADOLED: Benov and Jerryjev kikirikijev maslac cup
SUPERHEROJ: Batman
STVARI KOJE JOŠ VOLI: Drawing, stripove, crtiće, cure, muziku, spavati, tetovaže.
STVARI KOJE NEVOLI: Ljude koji neupotrebljvaju žmigavce, zmije.
OMILJENE GRUPE: Silverchair, Incubus, Deftones, Michael Jackson, Lit, Linkin Park, Orgy, KoRn
STVARI KOJE VOLI U BENDU GC: Upoznavati fanove diljem države, svaki dan sa najboljim prijateljima.
HOBI: Skupljanje igrački (Star Wars, Simpsons i ostale likove iz stripova), kupovanje nove odjeće, svirati, provoditi vrijeme sa prijateljima.

Rođen je 15.lipnja 1981.Billy je glavni gitarist Good Charlottea.Kad nije u studiju, hara po trgovinama, jer je totalno zaluđen modom i figuricama Star Warsa.

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Supermen
Došao Mujo u New York i vidi čovjeka kako skače s kipa slobode. Čovjek padne, i ne bude mu ništa. Mujo u čudu pita: "Kako si to uspio?" a čovjek odgovori: "Probaj ti, lako je." Mujo se popne, skoči i ubije se. Zatim se začuje na razglasu: "Molimo gospodina Supermena da ne zaje*ava bosance!"

WC
Došao Mujo u Njemačku. Mora na WC. Na jednim vratima nacrtana ženska cipela, na drugim muška, kako je to uobičajeno. O Bože, gdje da ja uđem, kad imam opanke?!


Heklanje
Sjede Mujo i Haso u parku i pita Mujo: "Haso, što misliš, što naše žene rade dok se mi vucaramo po parkovima?"
Haso odgovori: "Ili heklaju ili se je*u"
Odjuri Mujo brzo kući vičući: "Odo ja kući, moja ne zna heklati."


Pametnjaković
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Him - Poison Girl Lyrics


I did it all just for her
I did it all just for her
And love's heart is death
For me and my poison girl

A prey she was for the cruelty of love
While its serpent inside crawled straight towards her heart
The coldest kiss love ceased to exist
While we grew apart like never before

I did it all just for her
I did it all just for her
And love wants us dead
Just me and my poison girl

I did it all just for her
I did it all just for her
And love's heart is death
For me and my poison girl

the fire in her eyes
grew dim and then died
as the poison inside
reached her heart

And the coldest kiss
faith ceased to exist
as we grew apart
like never before

I did it all just for her
I did it all just for her
And love wants us dead
Just me and my poison girl

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I did it all just for her
I did it all just for her
And love's heart is death
For me and my poison girl

And the taste of the poison on her lips is of a tomb

I did it all just for her
I did it all just for her
And love wants us dead
Just me and my poison girl

I did it all just for her
I did it all just for her
And love's heart is death
For me and my poison girl

Poison girl [4X]

And love's heart is death
For me and my poison girl
In this poison world

ANARHIJA
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KORN
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MY CHEMICHAL ROMANCE
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GREEN DAY
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HIM
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SPLIT
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NAJBOLJI IGRAČ SVIH VRIMENA
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NAJBOLJA REPREZENTACIJA
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GREEN DAY LYRICS

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

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My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...



BLINK 182-FIRST DATE
In the car, I just can't wait...
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think.
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Lets go... don't wait... this nights almost over
Honest... lets make... this night last forever
Forever, and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever, and ever... lets make this last forever

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When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please dont look at me with those eyes
Please dont hint that your capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gunna miss

Lets go... don't wait... this nights almost over
Honest... lets make... this night last forever
Forever, and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever

Lets go... don't wait... this nights almost over
Honest... lets make... this night last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever

Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever
Forever,and ever... lets make this last forever


EVANESCENCE LYRICS

"Bring Me To Life"
(feat. Paul McCoy)

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

now that I know what I’m without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

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(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

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(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

(Bring me to life)
I’ve been living a lie, there’s nothing inside
(Bring me to life)



HIM

"Killing Loneliness"

Memories, sharp as daggers
Pierce into the flesh of today
Suicide of love took away all that matters
And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart

With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you
I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness

Nailed to the cross, together
As solitude begs us to stay
Disappear in the lie forever
And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words are said to start a war

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With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
I'm killing loneliness with you
I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness

Killing loneliness

With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me

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